Do you see what happens when gays get rights? All those fat, ugly, angry, loud people carrying signs and that weird symbol of two sticks crossing at right angles with a dead guy hanging off it were totally right: homosexuals are all perverts who will fuck anything and should not be allowed to get married. Because then shit like this happens…
I guess pigs are flying and hell is freezing because we just put somebody with Birkenstocks in the DOs. Sorry, but he looks like he invented records.
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These three seem unapproachable but what if: You get your friend to pretend to be a stranger and bother them like a drunk idiot until you go, “Hey buddy, I think it’s time to get lost.” Then you do this arm-grab thing where you kind of lead him away and even kick him in the ass as he leaves. Then you can go back to them laughing and start some conversation like, “What’s with idiots like that, huh? Did he really think you were going to be totally into his drunken, slurring bullshit?” And so on. (The next time you do it he gets to be the hero. It’s called Pussy Hustling.)
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Reader Comments
July 23rd, 2009
9:04 am
This article is nearly as gay as the “Oakley Armchair Sessions”
July 23rd, 2009
9:17 am
This isn’t even that gay. It’s just your average night out in a Debenhams warehouse