You are already feeling like shit, recovering from splitting your perineum in half, and not getting any sleep because the vicious, tit nibbling, pink troll screams all night. How could you make this situation a bit worse? Maybe by making yourself look like a terrifying freak from Pripyat? I have never seen Total Recall, but a friend of ours pointed out the uncanny resemblance between any wearer of this garment and the mutant leader from said cinematic wonder fest…
Think about how hot your stomach would get encased in fleece. Then think about adding a squirming, human, hot water bottle to the mix, then think about how hot that hot water bottle would be stuck on your hot stomach inside the fleece. Who is benefiting here?
One slow steamed toddler to go please. Oh, and don’t forget my side order of makemelooklikeatit, thanks.
BRUCE LA VRAI
Reader Comments
April 2nd, 2009
1:56 pm
This is outright ridiculous. Do these people (parents) not already give the rest of us enough ammunition to hate them…??
ie: wearing things that “match” their pram…
requesting we don’t blow smoke into their childrens faces in a public space…
invading usually lovely places to eat/watch a movie/see an exhibition with their loud, obnoxious offspring.
To name a few.
April 2nd, 2009
1:57 pm
haha she looks dope. Sorry i mean like a dope.
April 2nd, 2009
1:57 pm
oooh yummy mummy
April 2nd, 2009
1:57 pm
i wonder if they make them for men/dads too and if they make them with holes in to stick my dick out of
April 2nd, 2009
10:58 pm
omg! id love to punch her in the face! i mean the baby!
April 3rd, 2009
11:09 am
contraception right there.
April 5th, 2009
10:40 am
ahh so cute no really i mean it ssoo cute baby and mummy sweet ahh
April 5th, 2009
11:02 pm
That’s right daft! Why doesn’t she just let the baby sway between her thighs?
April 6th, 2009
3:28 pm
Crazeee!
April 14th, 2009
7:38 pm
at least the knid is cute… it looks happy about it
April 15th, 2009
12:33 pm
Oooh… Susan sounds nice. Like the kind of shrivelled up fag ash Lil that’s bitter about happy people and invades usually lovely places to eat/watch a movie/see an exhibition with their loud, obnoxious opinions.
To name a few.
April 17th, 2009
5:51 pm
I bet this set up is sublime with the addition of baby shit between those layers of fleece huh