Aaahh the French, ever the fashion forward. Check out this dude from Paris who’s decided that it would be a good idea to wrap a load of duct tape around his willy and wear that instead of underwear. Or trousers.

Just when you thought it wouldn’t get much better than Louis Vuitton bin bags, eh? I tracked him down and asked him some questions about his coq-au-wrap, but I didn’t really understand what he was saying, so I guess we’ll never know what his true intentions were behind his creation. Worse still, we won’t find out how he pees. I mean, does he always carry a roll of tape around for a fresh wrap or is there a tiny hole where he can squeeze his urine through? I’m a little upset i won’t get to the bottom of those questions but I can still appreciate the innovation of this unique look. The wiener is too often hidden in baggy boxers and rarely gets to show off its full potential. Just imagine the freedom your balls enjoy hanging freely without the constraints of any outer wear. Breezy.

Once this look is really being picked up by the kids the options are endless. Maybe try a lovely ribbon to go with it…

….or for those less confident, you might opt for a suggestive party hat.

Let’s not fool ourselves here though - you and I know the world isn’t ready for this. But, when in 5 to 6.5 years the runways are filled with penis-wrappers in all shapes and sizes, you’ll know you heard it here first.

PHOTO: glamcanyon.com