So boys, you want some this February 14th? Meeting your lady friend for a drink? Dinner? A movie? It’s Valentine’s Day so chances are her mindset is similar to yours (and we all know what your mindset is). Pant access will only be granted if various conditions are fulfilled and filling her up is not one of them. Why not try making her drowsy with a dashing outfit? I’ve selected a few looks that are certain to win any lady in her right mind over.

a) The messenger (of love): Maybe if it wasn’t Valentine’s Day, this wouldn’t work. However, it’s love day and with a t-shirt like this you’re showing a sense of humour as well as a romantic side. I cannot stress enough that girls dig funny boys. Funny is even above cool and well-hung so swap your skinny jeans and your vintage Motorhead tee for a pair of strangely cut slacks and a statement shirt.

b) The smooth operator: A secret favourite of mine. If your girl is a lady, make sure you dress like a gentleman. This look only works with old fashioned manners and compliments so be sure you brush up on your slick appeal. I have yet to hear about a woman who will not soften under a shower of compliments on her beauty and intelligence. Work those and the look and you can have them all.

c) The sexy douchebag: Didn’t see that one coming, did you? As mentioned above, girls like guys that can make them laugh. With this outfit on you might not even have to say much to get her giggling. This look is laid back and unthreatening; next to you she’ll feel she can be herself and really let go. More importantly, she may well feel like she’s actually seducing you (and not the other way round), so you might be in for more sheet action than the other dudes.

d) The wild card: Once again you bet your money on her sense of humour because frankly, she’ll need one to “get” this outfit. Nevertheless, the  colour combination displayed in the picture below and those unforgivable shorts come with two potential profits: 1) She may confuse retarded with special and think you’re a million-dollar find. 2) She might take pity on you and take you in to make a better man out of you.

Finally, a word on what is definitely to be avoided (and not be confused with the first look): clothes implying how desperate you are. Not to diss it entirely though – it may be a good conversation starter at 3 AM with very wasted, slightly overweight girls in short skirts.

Dress well, play hard, as I like to say. Let me know if you’ve found these tips useful to impress your lady.

All photos: www.glamcanyon.com