OPEN THE LEGS!
Photographer in the pit next to me, egging-on a lady in second row.

Dude you’ve really got to stop taking so much Ketamine
On the way to the Vivienne Westwood party

I just dropped William Tempest on the floor
The press lounge at London Fashion Week

That’s like porn mate
A middle aged guy about one of the Vice writer’s tights

Unless you want this fucking soup on your fucking face, I suggest you fucking move
A photographer in the photographer’s lounge

I’ve drunk so much Red Bull, I feel like I’ve taken a pill
Outside the tents

I can’t imagine a world without tights
Outside Vauxhal Fashion Scout

Is that really punk rock or did you like make it yourself?
In the toilets at the Mac Party

Mate 1: You like fat guys in weird outfits?
Mate 2: No just fat guys
At the Mac Party

Geek chic is everywhere right now
The Victim Show at Vauxhall Fashion Scout

I’m not just not used to people talking to me like that
Outside one of the tents

I’m at the PPQ show? I thought I was on the fucking Titanic
At the PPQ Show

Are you fucking kidding me? You’re telling me I cant come in? Do you have any fucking clue who I am? I OWN A FUCKING MAGAZINE. I don’t give a shit if you’re not letting these people in. Look at their tickets, they’re standing tickets, they’re nobodies, I am front row. I OWN A FUCKING MAGAZINE! I OWN A MAGAZINE! Vivienne is a client of mine!
Outside Westwood show

Girl 1: Shall we go the Westwood party?
Girl 2: Yeah I guess so
Girl 1 : Why’d you wanna go
Girl 2: I want to get laid
Girl 1: You won’t get laid at a fashion party
Girl 2: Maybe she knows bands right - it’s her thing

Basso and Brooke can FUCK OFF. Seriously FUCK OFF.  Everyone in this queue is wanking over their ticket. I have a FRONT PASS. Y’know what I am LEAVING.
Outside Basso and Brooke