Boy George has lost a few pounds and is looking all the better for it.

We went along to the Giles after party at Bungalow 8 last night in the hope of finding some models to lick ketamine off – which we did – but ended up surrounded by lots of really famous people. Check out who we saw!

Michael Stipe was there was his new boyfriend (a teddy).

Ronnie Corbett’s hired Madonna’s personal trainer and it’s definitely paid off. He was looking ripped last night.

Talking of Madge, the old codger was also there.

Even Jesus was there. He turned up with Daisy Lowe but left when the free (water which he turned into) wine ran out.

MC Hammer told me he’s got a new album on its way. Look out for that.

Axl Rose was being a total dick as usual.

Tinchy Stryder didn’t bring any ID so couldn’t get in.

The cocaine ran out so these guys got out a Scrabble board to spell it out and stare at the word in the hope some would appear.