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Looking slutty and pulling it off

Let’s face it, ladies, you can deny it all you want but when you go out you wouldn’t like to be mistaken for a frigid choir girl. Deep down inside you long to be that hot bitch that brings all the boys to the yard, although you would never risk compromising the image of the smart, sophisticated lady you are (or want to be, anyway). So what do you do? You dress sexy. Actually, you call it sexy, I call it slutty. Because, let’s be honest, that non-existent mini skirt and that see-through top you’re wearing are internationally popular hooker-wear. But you don’t have to work the streets to work the look. Let’s learn from a few ladies who manage to look slutty without looking cheap.

Take this day-time look for example. Damn foxy that is – yet also classy. If you’ve got the leg, show it off and make sure the rest of the look is kept casual and simple.

Here’s another good example – really easygoing style with very understated sex appeal.

Moving on to night-time looks, here is when it gets tricky. I, for example, get so caught up in the pressure of looking “fierce” that half the time I end up looking pretty silly – I just hope that no one will notice. Here are a few ladies that manage to get the boys drooling and the girls admiring…

First look: see-through top. This may seem very hot but there is a super important rule here: small boobs. Anything larger than a B-cup will just look cheap and people will find it hard to look you in the eyes. If you’re going for this attire, I’d recommend to keep the rest simple, but the lady below managed to push it all the way and still looked smashing.

Here’s one of my personal favourites: the low cleavage. I haven’t been blessed with much ass or leg to show off but I have a delicious pair of lady lumps to parade around if need be. The golden rule here again is: the smaller your breasts, the lower your cleavage. Whereas a C/D cup and up should only be hinting at the goods, an A and B can go down to the belly button.

Last but not least: being super hot but making it look like uber-fashion. Here in London people push the boundaries of fashion on a daily basis so why not go all Madonna on people and wear a nice pair of cones on your tits? Or have a look around a fetish shop for a lovely new bra like this chick’s got.

Get it now? To be sure I am making myself clear on what’s too much and what’s not enough, here are two examples for ladies not quite pulling it off:

A little too much: maybe just a rough night but a lady should pull it together come what may.

Not enough: this is a cute-enough look but the slut-appeal is 0, despite the short skirt. A pair of heels may have saved this outfit but as is, her chances of making the boys willing and the girls jealous are low.

I hope these tips will help you make good outfit choices next time you’re trying to get laid, or at least noticed.

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