Let’s face it, ladies, you can deny it all you want but when you go out you wouldn’t like to be mistaken for a frigid choir girl. Deep down inside you long to be that hot bitch that brings all the boys to the yard, although you would never risk compromising the image of the smart, sophisticated lady you are (or want to be, anyway). So what do you do? You dress sexy. Actually, you call it sexy, I call it slutty. Because, let’s be honest, that non-existent mini skirt and that see-through top you’re wearing are internationally popular hooker-wear. But you don’t have to work the streets to work the look. Let’s learn from a few ladies who manage to look slutty without looking cheap.
Take this day-time look for example. Damn foxy that is – yet also classy. If you’ve got the leg, show it off and make sure the rest of the look is kept casual and simple.

Here’s another good example – really easygoing style with very understated sex appeal.

Moving on to night-time looks, here is when it gets tricky. I, for example, get so caught up in the pressure of looking “fierce” that half the time I end up looking pretty silly – I just hope that no one will notice. Here are a few ladies that manage to get the boys drooling and the girls admiring…
First look: see-through top. This may seem very hot but there is a super important rule here: small boobs. Anything larger than a B-cup will just look cheap and people will find it hard to look you in the eyes. If you’re going for this attire, I’d recommend to keep the rest simple, but the lady below managed to push it all the way and still looked smashing.
Here’s one of my personal favourites: the low cleavage. I haven’t been blessed with much ass or leg to show off but I have a delicious pair of lady lumps to parade around if need be. The golden rule here again is: the smaller your breasts, the lower your cleavage. Whereas a C/D cup and up should only be hinting at the goods, an A and B can go down to the belly button.

Last but not least: being super hot but making it look like uber-fashion. Here in London people push the boundaries of fashion on a daily basis so why not go all Madonna on people and wear a nice pair of cones on your tits? Or have a look around a fetish shop for a lovely new bra like this chick’s got.

Get it now? To be sure I am making myself clear on what’s too much and what’s not enough, here are two examples for ladies not quite pulling it off:
A little too much: maybe just a rough night but a lady should pull it together come what may.

Not enough: this is a cute-enough look but the slut-appeal is 0, despite the short skirt. A pair of heels may have saved this outfit but as is, her chances of making the boys willing and the girls jealous are low.

I hope these tips will help you make good outfit choices next time you’re trying to get laid, or at least noticed.












Reader Comments
January 9th, 2009
9:43 pm
I am massively in love with the girl in the tartan dress/shirt.
Just thought I’d put it out there.
Hi.
January 10th, 2009
3:46 am
Yes. The tartan dress shirt…totally agree.
January 10th, 2009
12:58 pm
this is a nang article. it’s nice to be educated on these sorts of things! fanks vice ;)
last night i had loadsa fun. i went to the old axe in shoreditch. i wore:
a dark purple velvet t-shirt
tucked into a high waisted strechy wooly/sortof black skirt
two pair of black tights
cream patent heels
a fur jacket with a belt around it.
i think the woman at the bottom looks quite cute tho.
January 11th, 2009
10:36 pm
nang (adj)
see also : rufus, safe, buff
in love with tartan dress/shirt but wanna go home with slag chops above cute girl
January 12th, 2009
9:50 am
Keep it black, it’s a challenge to make black slutty, yet it still suprises me how many manage to make it so.
January 22nd, 2009
8:16 pm
All this advice does is say - ‘if you have skinny legs and boobs a b cup or smaller you look hot so get em out’ ‘if you have boobs a c cup or bigger you look like a alcoholic bookies wife, so don’t get them out.’ If you have awesome big boobs its pretty unlikely that you have anorexic legs; thus is it that you just fancy thin girls with no tits? Or you are a thin girl with no tits?
Damn, i thought big boobs were meant to be hot - but its hard to tell if your advice is for anybody who isn’t a model to keep all they’ve got covered up.
March 14th, 2009
11:06 pm
i agree with breakaway kid. what do i waer if i have a stonkingly pudding bowl-esque botty yet b sized boobies.
tough one, i know its hard to believe but real women dont look like boys :)
and proud of it
June 10th, 2009
9:30 pm
i am massively in love with the one who got it wrong! i love that such a rough night you look like a rape victim look. its complete freedom.
June 19th, 2009
6:09 pm
So basically, its impossible to look sexy without looking like an actual niche market whore if you have fat legs. Sigh.