In Latvia they play a game called Top Shelf where you climb to the highest spot in the room and jump on passed out people. This guy should thank his lucky stars our culture is so advanced we’re satisfied with a few casual drool jokes.
The juxtaposition of Willy Wonka suit top and St. Marks Misfits gloves is so perfect we’re actually glad she took it easy on us for the rest of the look and didn’t bust out some high-heel boots or something. The vascular tissue in our dinks can only hold so much blood.
