Este tío, Sebastian, era increíble. Aunque pertenecía al Judas Priest gang afirmaba no gustarle el heavy metal y preferir el country y el rock‘n’roll. Todos los gangs vaciaron la pista al llegar su turno de rockear la pista de baile. Sebastian salió prácticamente de la nada y se convirtió de inmediato en el puto jefe. Cuando la canción terminó se marchó a su casa sin dirigirle la palabra a nadie y cerró la puerta.
When really tall guys dress like pussies it reminds us of when you’d see, like, an elephant in pants and a bowler hat in Hanna-Barbera’s Wacky Races (remember? with Captain Caveman racing The Gruesome Twosome in the Creepy Coupe?). Comments/Enlarge See all
“Coming through, people, coming through! Clear the way or I’ll be late for the Stupid Assholes With Pink Jackets and Tiny Backpacks convention. I’m due to give the keynote address in less than 30 minutes! What’s that? Well, since you must know, the topic is ‘Being a Ball-Sucking Shitstain With Fucking Shitty Poodle Hair in 2008.’” Comments/Enlarge See all
