Forget biofuels, scientists need to look into harnessing the power of dumb. You could probably run a mid-size city on this guy's napestache alone. Comments/Enlarge See all
We like to pretend that New York City is the greatest place on earth, but you know that’s bullshit. You know your little scene with your friends and your inside jokes is all that matters. That’s “cooler” than any stupid party you read about over on Last Night’s Party.