Volume 1
Number 2
Ilustración de portada de David Choe
Foto de Alex Brown. “Hice esta foto en un McDonald’s en el que paré de camino a un camping. El niño estaba sentado ahí solo, con la máscara puesta, haciendo sonar su respiración. Siempre quise tener un casco de éstos, pero mis padres jamás se decidieron a comprarlo”.


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It’s fun to put corny hot chicks in the DON’Ts because it makes all the horny 14-year-olds almost as mad as when a slightly chubby, stylish chick is in the DOs.

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Here’s your homework assignment for this weekend: Go up to the DJ at the party, wait for a needle scratch, and then say, “You, DJ. You are an odious, self-important knave whose office could be performed by literally any person present. You are an iPod tender masquerading as an artist, and for that offence I hereby declare bullshit on you and all of your ilk. BUUUUUULLLLLSHIIIIIIIIT.” Extra credit if they’re tag-teaming like these two.
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