What the hell is this? The bodystocking simultaneously rubbing against the lycra shirt and velveteen housepants wasn’t gagging enough eyeballs, so you ripped the drawstring off a theater curtain to add a kinetic flourish? You look like something my dad is angry at my mom for buying at the arts fair. Comments/Enlarge See all
Older chicks rule because their apartments are always clean, they know how to cook a nice meal, and they are super-grateful when you eat them out. Comments/Enlarge See all