Adi H., on Jan 29 2009 10:11:52 AM wrote: PFT… fuckin idiot, i would shove my pickelhaube up your virgin ass, if could go back to the day when i played tekken against this rock sucker an shoved it up his arse…
btw He has no "friends" who could wedgie him
Adi H., on Jan 29 2009 10:11:37 AM wrote: PFT… fuckin idiot, i would shove my pickelhaube up your virgin ass, if could go back to the day when i played tekken against this rock sucker an shoved it up his arse…
btw He has no "friends" who could wedgie him
shadürügürü, on Oct 16 2008 04:31:33 AM wrote: is he from tekken? he looks like a guy from tekken, ready to beat the crap out of you
Subject: shoes? Date: Aug 10 2007 02:05:38 PM Author: Ihavesummintasay!
The chucks are a no.
This outfit deserves some classy Pony sneakers!
Subject: crue and halen never the twine Date: Jul 28 2007 11:10:50 AM Author: penywern
he's a dick crue and halen on the same body is missing the point
Subject: for the love of god Date: Jul 10 2007 05:20:19 PM Author: ribbon
doesn't this cunt know clashing van halen with motley crue is serious glam metal fashion faux pas? If tommy lee were dead he'd be turning in his grave
Subject: ariouht Date: Jul 10 2007 10:02:28 AM Author: flad
"This bitch thinks Winger sang Cherry Pie and still can't play a f%$@@#' F note on his second hand telecaster"
hahaha.
first, you wrote a swear like a comic strip.
second, who.gives.a.shit. who played Cherry Pie.
Subject: mick mars Date: Jul 08 2007 08:30:48 AM Author: fuck haute couture
i used an umlaut because I was writing in German. Otherwise it would have had to have been "natuerlich" and that would have been stupid seeing as I was using a keypad that was conveniently equipped with umlaut buttons, unlike my computer at home.
cumbucket.
Subject: poor fuck Date: Jul 08 2007 05:03:56 AM Author: he should go home and fray
he looks awfully pissed that motley and van didn't show ?
Subject: I took the picture... Date: Jul 07 2007 09:20:33 AM Author: jen
...at Download Festival (UK) this year.
I actually submitted it as a 'Don't', but the look of defiance on his face kind of swings it in his favour, as if he knew VICE would have his back all along.
Subject: Think about it... Date: Jul 07 2007 06:21:21 AM Author: Before knocking him...
Just think about it this way. I do not care if more guys dress like him, as it must increase my chances of getting lucky this weekend. And he will keep all the 'Pog' (cross between a pig and a dog)numbers down to a lower level in case I get my beer goggles out in desperation and end up waking up to the old 'did I fuck that' feeling.
Subject: how? Date: Jul 07 2007 03:36:38 AM Author: hj
he doesnt drink beer, thats how Vice. And he didnt let testosterone interfere with his complete devotion to.. whatever that is..
Subject: to much leeway, Date: Jul 05 2007 12:37:02 PM Author: is all it is
he ruined a perfectly nice pair of pants. awww. as a result, we now all know he's the rebellious sort, isnt it?
Subject: fucks haute and couture Date: Jul 05 2007 11:41:01 AM Author: mick mars
did someone go the extra mile? you're using cumalots in your posts? it's a bit anal but we were too back in the day hahaha!sucks to be you -sucks to be you.
Subject: um laut Date: Jul 05 2007 11:33:16 AM Author: ..
crue rocks tha um laut over the O in motley as well. you'd think he would've frayed the extra mile.
Subject: juice Date: Jul 04 2007 08:10:15 PM Author: beetle
it's like the white michael jackson.
Subject: Metal Queen Date: Jul 04 2007 07:11:43 PM Author: eltonbong at myspace
"Quick , cover yourself with a blanket before he gives you the DEADLY SEX look!!"
Subject: yeah, this doesn't constitute a 'look' Date: Jul 04 2007 03:13:02 PM Author: it's more along for inbreeders isnt it
this is how vince neil wishes he appears now, sans wrinkles and beer belly ....but with a bigger cod piece of course
Subject: um laut Date: Jul 04 2007 03:05:32 PM Author: la la
he forgot to fray the umlaut over the u in crue
Subject: people stil dress like this in protest Date: Jul 04 2007 03:04:17 PM Author: to bling fubu hilfinger sean john shady
he prolly wishes he was more buff though
Subject: no one Date: Jul 04 2007 02:32:53 PM Author: danny
no one to wedgie him anymore. those guys are all working in construction to pay off their huge truck and the mortgage on their house that sammy and cassidy live in.
Subject: so do Date: Jul 04 2007 12:24:50 PM Author: petro
This guy puts the OK into ROKKEN.
Subject: continued Date: Jul 04 2007 11:32:22 AM Author: fhc
Dessa still hates your ass. Next time you or someone else slits your throat, have the decency to just die.
Subject: Mike from Toronto Date: Jul 04 2007 11:31:45 AM Author: fuck haute couture
I don´t want to say it and be wrong, but I think I know this guy. If I do, his name´s Mike and he comes from Toronto and will wear five different costumes in one day. He´ll wake up and walk out in a wigger track suit outfit and then later in the day you´ll see him in a pinstripe suit, then he wraps up by donning a basketball outfit complete with athletic bag and headband (although he does no sport). He has a slit that goes all the way across his neck and is forever wearing things to distract you from it like kerchiefs or perhaps studded collars...?
is that you mike? Dessa s
Subject: Hmmmmm... Date: Jul 04 2007 10:43:53 AM Author: J
Thumbs up to Gavin for venturing away from the generic indie clown in skinny jeans and a dayglow tshirt.
Thumbs down for this guy though. This outfit is too much... hes wearing a studded belt for crying out loud.
Subject: dumb do Date: Jul 04 2007 10:27:33 AM Author: i saw dudes like this in 95
That's a Sammy Hagar-era VH logo. So I guess that makes this irony more daring? And then, the jeans are supposed to be innovative since he used a technique on the lettering that could be deemed a form of craftsmanship, as opposed to just writing on them. This is just stupid. What would impress me, if you are going to go the 80's route, is if you would reference a look or a moment of that time period that's mostly overlooked, however, as soon as people see you, they know what it is but can't put their finger on it.
Subject: wedgie scarves Date: Jul 04 2007 08:40:18 AM Author: cpt america
Happy 4th of July America. Just remember the scores of thousands who gave their lives during the revoloutionary war so we could be free to be the coolest kid in Maynard TN(POP. 472) 20 years ago.
Subject: sdfsdfklnsfdogk Date: Jul 04 2007 07:45:47 AM Author: karasu
just plain bad
Subject: Irony Date: Jul 04 2007 03:05:07 AM Author: Dorian
I love it when rocker white trash try to make themselves out as ironic rocker white trash to cover up the fact that there' rocker white trash who know what a joke they are.
Subject: hmmm Date: Jul 04 2007 03:00:12 AM Author: eb
why can't we see his backside>? hes obviously a centaur
Subject: Metal Fag Date: Jul 04 2007 02:46:50 AM Author: Ms. FReAky
Hello!?!
He looks like he´s being wedgiied all the time. This is why he´s keeping aloof from the crowd. He exactly knows they´re after wedgieing the last bit of *wtf* out of him!
Can´t believe this is a DO. Lousy VICE, Metal fags...
Subject: Not because it's Van Halen Date: Jul 04 2007 01:56:10 AM Author: Jakobi
If the t-shirt was different, I could probably deal with this.
Subject: crue my arse Date: Jul 04 2007 01:33:01 AM Author: hipster shmipster
I had a downstairs neighbor that was like that, he's dead now. Fubar look is the new flip flop.
Subject: Crüe Date: Jul 04 2007 12:43:14 AM Author: mcaz
i don't know about mixing halen and crüe. i think that his pants should beat up his shirt.
Subject: WTF Date: Jul 04 2007 12:38:38 AM Author: WHHHAT
HOW IS -----THIS--------- A DO
HOW??
HOW!!
PLEASE EXPLAIN
Subject: well Date: Jul 04 2007 12:35:15 AM Author: way out
i like van halen
Subject: Date: Jul 04 2007 12:09:04 AM Author: jj
good job on the white glove, but the dominatrix collar
Subject: fist!!11 Date: Jul 04 2007 12:07:46 AM Author: fist
the rural dirtball look from 1987 is back!
Ms. Nazi-chic here is the human equivalent of those “avoid all contact with your fucking eyes” logos you see on the sides of pesticide containers. Comments/Enlarge See all
