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After a few dozen minutes of reading some Spanish book about passion and playing with his toes, this guy curled up into the downward-dog-lotus-sleeper position and tried to catch some Zs. We all snickered, but when the conductor woke him up and said, “What are you doing?” chuckles blossomed into laughs and, in the most sentimental moment of American unity since “Let’s Roll,” we all bonded.

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Woooooo, on Jan 17 2009 07:21:52 PM wrote:
METRO NORTH'S FINEST BABY!

Subject: ohmigod
Date: Oct 02 2007 03:17:09 AM
Author: slurpeee

"let's roll" they said as they pinned their lil US flags to their lapels & got ready to storm the cockpit. if my future possible kids come home from school & say "daaaad, today in history we learnt about the heroes on the 'let's roll' flight in 2001" i'm going to pull them out of that school so fast they're heads'll spin.

Subject: please
Date: Jul 17 2007 02:30:29 PM
Author: please!

just one laugh, thats all i ask for.
the do's and dont's used to be SO FUCKIN FUNNY!
what happened????

Subject: tyjgfh
Date: Jul 08 2007 09:42:06 PM
Author: Your Mother

It's the LIRR. I took this picture, I should know. Now quick... someone eat tuna out of my ass.

Subject: Downward Dog
Date: Jul 05 2007 04:12:18 AM
Author: Willow

Downward Dog ha ha ha ha ha! Sooooooo funny!

Subject: n/a
Date: Jul 03 2007 10:33:06 PM
Author: Bob

please end the next don't a little bit gayer.

Subject: .
Date: Jul 03 2007 08:14:01 PM
Author: .

wow
what a douche.
CT PRIDE!

Subject: boomers
Date: Jul 03 2007 07:11:04 PM
Author: steve zero

phase 1 of mushroom anxiety

Subject: mecca
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:18:56 PM
Author: chdlb

Yeah he is facing the wrong way, mecca is toward the train car's window not the aisle..sheesh

Subject: kerist
Date: Jul 03 2007 01:08:28 PM
Author: wolfey

Something that can bring all Americans together: xenophobia

Subject: the poster
Date: Jul 03 2007 10:34:32 AM
Author: below

is a complete fucking douchebag. kill yourself.

Subject: .
Date: Jul 03 2007 10:11:16 AM
Author: .

hey, i have an idea: let's everybody talk about the interior of trains for the next 10 minutes - "is it mta? is it metro-north? is it lirr?...i just moved to new york and absolutely must demonstrate my familiarity with its more mundane features." way to go

Subject: deja vu
Date: Jul 03 2007 07:57:57 AM
Author: ohana

add one large snarling dog motherfucker

Subject: jon jon says some stuff
Date: Jul 03 2007 07:23:27 AM
Author: Jon Jon

hahahah this was funny. im made my heart and cockle bone smile at the world.

Subject: .
Date: Jul 02 2007 11:46:36 PM
Author: .

is this the MTA?
fuck yeah its the MTA!

Vice, you guys could make a whole
BOOK full of dont's just based on the people that
get on from fairfield to grand central,
and another whole book from fairfield to new haven.
LETS GET IT DONE!

Subject: ,
Date: Jul 02 2007 09:54:49 PM
Author: Dakota

what a dick turd

Subject: Downward Diock
Date: Jul 02 2007 08:48:58 PM
Author: Come On!

This one sucked. Really Vice? Fucking yoga references? This is what it's come to? Come on!!

Subject: urgh
Date: Jul 02 2007 08:40:08 PM
Author: urgh

urgh, can you please never say "lets roll" again?
its like when homer starts yelling "USA, USA..."

Subject: yah
Date: Jul 02 2007 08:05:16 PM
Author: yah

those seats look really good quality.

Subject: yah
Date: Jul 02 2007 07:44:20 PM
Author: yah

god this one was so long to read

Subject:
Date: Jul 02 2007 07:36:35 PM
Author: Carlos Rossi

Dang. NJ, CT, etc, sure is a lot less exotic than Morocco.

Subject: rollin'
Date: Jul 02 2007 06:54:48 PM
Author: Vane$$a

WOW!!!! I didn't get high today, and when I say "high" I mean BAKED, for like the first time in 10 years. VICE sure seems inane when you're sober.

Anyways, enough of this sobriety kick: "Let's roll."

Subject: alot
Date: Jul 02 2007 06:29:21 PM
Author: i ride trains

this could be any metro north line except for the lines north of croton or greenwich and south of trenton.

Subject: cute
Date: Jul 02 2007 06:20:12 PM
Author: hmm

hes getting back to Bard or Vassar (prob Bard)

Subject: ---
Date: Jul 02 2007 06:04:14 PM
Author: ---

khakis + shoulder bag + bare feet = metro north to CT

Subject:
Date: Jul 02 2007 05:18:10 PM
Author:

two cute, lovable donts in a row. sure, he's very asskickable, but ... awww...

Subject: um
Date: Jul 02 2007 04:19:26 PM
Author: ge

i didnt know that chuckles and unity were don'ts, but hey, sleeping with no bloodflow to your lower limbs is pretty dumbass

Subject: durrrrr
Date: Jul 02 2007 04:05:05 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

first I thought it was just me, but no, these captions are really getting worse. Although I do admire the effort put into making a blurry shot of some idiot in a silly position on a train an actual don´t.

Subject: Metro North
Date: Jul 02 2007 03:53:27 PM
Author: New Jersey Slums

This is also the interior of select Metro-North train lines. Maybe the Hudson Line. Maybe he's going to Poughkeepsie.

Subject: Montclair-Boonton Line
Date: Jul 02 2007 03:43:30 PM
Author: Gerry Vallone

this is the NJ Transit Montclair-Boonton line

Subject: Ronkonkama
Date: Jul 02 2007 02:50:18 PM
Author: CR

Did you hear a good concert after you rode the LIRR to MSG?

Subject: train
Date: Jul 02 2007 02:49:56 PM
Author: to westchester

it's the Metro North...

Subject: morocco?
Date: Jul 02 2007 02:43:44 PM
Author: cheeble

this train interior looks familiar. anybody have a clue where this is?

Subject: bj
Date: Jul 02 2007 02:23:23 PM
Author: .

he's a terrorist and he can probably suck his own dick.

double DO!

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Girls only make out with us because if they didn’t, the human race would end. Get a few wine coolers in them and they want exactly what we want.

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