This guy pulls his pants down so much he has a pair of shorts on as back up. That’s like going on a date with a condom on.



Date: May 09 2008 11:03:02 PM
Author: Malte

I laughed anyway



Subject: really?
Date: Dec 03 2007 04:24:10 PM
Author: I mean...

if you're going to be condescending at least learn how to spell "you're."
And I like this guy's shorts.



Subject: .
Date: Sep 09 2007 12:35:15 AM
Author: .

no your not



Subject: Portuguese
Date: May 18 2007 09:58:49 AM
Author: NIKKI

It is....and yes he is weird for tatting his chest ( i made that word up cause I'm cool)



Subject: ahahahahahahahahah
Date: May 18 2007 03:20:17 AM
Author: bahahahahahahahahah

ahahahahahahahahahahaha



Subject: the two pants guy
Date: May 17 2007 11:48:46 AM
Author: heydon park

He's a fag but check out the Somoan psycho behind him ready to grab the geek by both waistbands and hurl him down 2 or 3 flights of stairs. Now THAT would be funny.



Subject: BIG FAT GUY
Date: May 14 2007 02:15:41 PM
Author: JOHNNY

DUDE, BIG FAT GUYS LOVE SPANISH GAY ZOMBIES!!!



Subject: uhm the comment below?
Date: May 13 2007 12:19:20 PM
Author: felix

"but this doesn't even make sense. it's like going on a roller-coaster with a condom on."
- Its a reference saying that he will probably get screwed, but instead of putting the condom on later he went to the date with it on already. coming prepared if you will. Now usually you don't get screwed on roller-coasters. So if you dont get teh joke dont make little sarky comments saying that the joke doesnt make sense. cheers.



Subject: doo
Date: May 11 2007 02:23:32 PM
Author: hoopty

but this doesn't even make sense. it's like going on a roller-coaster with a condom on.



Subject: ...
Date: May 10 2007 03:41:06 AM
Author: ...


yawn.



Subject: dirk dickwacker
Date: May 07 2007 08:15:18 PM
Author: woobie

Man, if only his parents had used a condom !



Subject: oggie
Date: May 07 2007 01:40:04 PM
Author: Brown Julius

thank you, good people. for the arrested development reference, the zoolander reference. made my day.



Subject: krump
Date: May 07 2007 10:37:53 AM
Author: jazzman

krump, krunk, or chump?



Subject: hey
Date: May 07 2007 08:02:49 AM
Author: lol@u

shouldn't david bowie be here to call this walk off?



Subject: Do
Date: May 07 2007 06:40:53 AM
Author: Do

This is a do and a half.



Subject: jhonson
Date: May 07 2007 12:14:13 AM
Author: awesome

buba sparks rules.



Subject: ?
Date: May 06 2007 10:45:23 PM
Author: A.LOVE

that body is a hell fucking yes!



Subject: Nova Uniao
Date: May 06 2007 05:26:59 PM
Author: Bot

Nova Uniao does mean New Union, but more specifically it's a Brazillian JiuJitsu organization/team (so yeah, it's portugese). Kind of a gay thing to write on your chest, considering people change BJJ clubs faster than they change underwear.



Subject: dude
Date: May 06 2007 03:24:10 PM
Author: i know

I hate that type of guy. Using his body for comedy and shit? Then having the nerve to wear underwear? Stupid dick.



Subject: WPG MB CA
Date: May 06 2007 12:59:31 PM
Author: WPG MB CA

Portugal's answer to Tobias Funke... and the translation of that tat doubles for "never nude".



Subject: it's portuguese
Date: May 06 2007 07:01:47 AM
Author: Flavs

"Nova União"... it means "New Union"



Subject: c'est si bon
Date: May 06 2007 04:41:23 AM
Author: milky

hahaha
that was funny
and it reminds me of an episode of blossom where joey made a joke about that



Subject: you
Date: May 06 2007 03:52:09 AM
Author: mad

Is that Darius?



Subject: Gay
Date: May 06 2007 02:11:41 AM
Author: Gang Hand Signs

He is obviously involved in the Portuguese ass stallions, a gay gang from Hunts Point. Being in a gay gang is intense; you have to be able at any time to show your level homosexuality in a walk off type situations at all times. Here he is performing the tummy revealing halter tuck with gay hand gestures, and as a surprise attack he busts out with mystifying pin striped shorts.



Subject: you know it.
Date: May 06 2007 01:33:11 AM
Author: Third!

fancy.



Subject: 2nd
Date: May 06 2007 12:30:57 AM
Author: .


what language is the tatt? portugese?



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