Subject: wow... Date: Dec 19 2008 11:58:10 AM Author: citizen
this guy is cool as shit... old, tough, and real.
fucker has seen shit and lived.
period.
bloke2dollar, on Jun 29 2008 08:16:26 AM wrote: hey Bon Scott ac/dc was the fucking bollocks
Date: Jun 08 2008 08:13:27 AM Author: Coz
Fuck you, he's got style
he makes me enjoy my honey pops
Date: May 20 2008 01:55:32 PM Author: reid henry is a coke head
he'd be cool to hang out with until you realize he smells like astro glide and car grease and he nearly squeezes your tit off with those garagantuan hands.
Heh heh heh, you like that, honey?
+ ACDC sucks
Date: May 02 2008 08:55:46 AM Author: only thing wrong...
..in this picture is dude's pinky
Date: Apr 24 2008 12:46:43 AM Author: !
This mutha fucka's hands are sooooooo big!!
Subject: bad form Date: Jan 28 2008 05:53:00 PM Author: Fitz
I think he should be in the 'Do' column as well, seems pretty cool for an old guy
Subject: OBJECTION Date: Jan 23 2008 04:46:54 PM Author: howl
I actually like the design of that T-shirt.
He belongs to the DOs!!!
Subject: myrmidon Date: Dec 14 2007 02:41:30 AM Author: arch enemy
MUR-muh-don; -duhn, noun:
Defined as: A loyal follower, especially one who executes orders without question, protest, or pity.
This supreme being is riddled with cancer...which is also his sign.
Subject: Bro... Date: Dec 12 2007 05:22:53 PM Author: Santa Claus
This guy will smoke you out and take you to a titty bar. Or is that the other way around? Either way, you're go-nna have a good time.
Dude.
Subject: he Date: Aug 10 2007 07:29:51 PM Author: you know
kinda looks like Gaahl
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 16 2007 04:08:58 PM Author: futha
should've been:
" Oh, don't you JUST KNOW i'd love to get my hands onya ?? "
Subject: the dude Date: Apr 25 2007 01:53:28 PM Author: tim
...now i want to go bowling with donny and walter and smokey and all the other guys...
Subject: big hands, red nose Date: Apr 24 2007 09:33:11 PM Author: Eggwich
I don't know this guy, so I can't claim to know the cause of his huge hands, but having worked in methadone programs for a bit, you learn that junkies hands get really big. Veins bring blood back. Shooting up kills veins. Hence, big hands. Big feet if they move on to the legs. And after a good abcess or two and years of usage, you might just luck out and get one of your limbs cut off.
Why? Because you're shooting that poison in your body, and it kills. I've spent my years on junk and I'm not trying to blame the user, but please don't glamorize it and think this is the shit. Heroin's bunk.
And look at a cokehead's nostrils in the sunlight. The thickness on the outside of the nostril isn't related to usage, but the membrane between the nostrils gets tore up. Shine a flashlight right through there.
again, a dont that doesnt make sense. so he likes acdc. big deal. the fact that hes still rocking their shirt while looking like old man river is eccentric and maybe even cool. so why the fuck does vice feel they have to shit on him? maybe it would help if the captions were written better, then we might actually know what we are supposed to be shitting on him for...
Subject: For those about to suck Date: Apr 10 2007 05:37:25 PM Author: L X Metal
For a while now I have been losing in faith in Vice. I feel like they are talking endless about how uncool someone else is all the while their breath smells like they've been eating shit for months and never flossing. You know when someones breath is so bad, like deep down internal problems, you feel bad about telling them 'cuz you know mints won't help? It's like that. This guy rises above your coolness scale. Vice is becoming it's own stale Don't.
Subject: Bon Date: Apr 10 2007 01:55:37 AM Author: Scott
era AC/DC is the shit. Irony has not yet arrived where that stuff is playing in my town, but Bon was full of it anyway. He's buried near my house, touring bands always come to check it out, like Morrison's grave in Paris, but actually fun cause he wasn't a dribbling false poet, just a genuine rocker. This gutter gent rocks too
Subject: hate vice now Date: Apr 10 2007 12:51:10 AM Author: fred
fuck you.. since when is an old hippie junkie a DONT in Vice?
Subject: he got at least a few good stories... Date: Apr 08 2007 10:02:55 PM Author: jn
{If You Want Blood... You've Got It} is one of the greatest live albums of all time. I wanna drink beer with this guy and ask him about Lemmy's next BBQ.
Subject: his Date: Apr 07 2007 04:10:44 PM Author: fire cracker
Subject: hey iik, the guy has dislocated pinkies Date: Apr 04 2007 08:17:46 PM Author: australian
footy injuries sustained from taking too many hangers over the back of tex perkins and the like while singing "up there cazale, in there and fight" in his head .
p.s:
hey iik,
i didn't realize he was Canadian. our davey has pleaded guilty to giving material support to terrorism so he can just get the fuck out of that living hell. maybe your boy should do the same. hes up for murder, though, isn't he? so what kind of plea bargaining can he do?
its a disgusting situation they have found themselves in
I love the fact that there are scissors on his table, obviously used for chopping up his skunk in his mix tin.
Woah - this dude would be an awesome dad, except that he punished your mum for 3 years till she upped it and moved to Vegas to be a masseuse. Only couldn't get work and started whoring.
She got pretty sick and things got tight. You started to turn few tricks yourself, only now and then, just to make ends meet. Fuck the crack just made you feel warm and all the girls were using. Now you can't stop and you work 2 shifts a day.
Mum's dead and dad's rolling joints like I never fucking existed.
ps - his hands are big aren't they - all the better to strangle mum with, the cunt. :)
Subject: too bad it's not Date: Apr 04 2007 04:56:37 PM Author: meed
dustin hoffman with shovels for hands on a month-long bender!
henry rollins may be a douchebag but hes not exactly a meathead. is everyone over a buck ten now considered a meathead? how pussy has indie rock gotten? jesus.
ok, ACDC sucks the sweat off my taint, no doubt. but no way your gonna tell me this DJ Harvey, Sam Elliott, blacksmith, surfer is a don't. 90% of all white women would love for this guy to show them what a real man is.
Subject: youwishyouknew Date: Apr 04 2007 02:14:57 PM Author: me
is it just me or does this look like this man is armless and one of his buddies is behind him putting his arms out trying to be lighthearted about this man's obviously depressing disability?
I'll bet Waterman here passes on more pussy in a day that most of you do/don't hosers get in a year. In fact he looks about ready to toss off the kitty purring with pleasure in his lap. It's about time you ran a photo of a righteous guy. Who cares what he's wearing.
the don't-ness is itself meaningless or ironical here probably. guy seems alright.. one can imagine him as an old friend.. (jesus christ why am i even wirting this?) looks like he's on a ship possibly (or themed)(waves.. ) are the 7th waves special (or maybe that was the futureshock guy).
this has authentic "hi-- what? oh i'm living my life, and i'm fine, why do you ask?" all over it.
I wouldn't touch him with Gavin's penis
très drôle!!
Subject: . Date: Apr 04 2007 11:16:22 AM Author: iik
Hey, Australian, it's funny -- Canada also has a Gitmo inmate. He was a 15-year-old boy when they caught him in Afghanistan and he's been kept without charge for 5 years. Cool, eh?
Subject: it's go time Date: Apr 04 2007 11:01:24 AM Author: Tony Badassassino
I'd love to see this guy kick the crap out of some half-assed talk show host like that sell out renaissance man pictured to the right named Henry Rollins. What's next, Hank? Trying out for the USC cheerleading squad?
Subject: vice Date: Apr 04 2007 10:24:49 AM Author: John M.
Shut up everyone! This guy is totally gross! I wouldn't touch him with Gavin's penis. I'm gay and i wouldn't go near him.
Thanks for making him a don't Vice. I'll keep reading Vice for
great outfit ideas. ...are cowboy boots still cool?
Subject: Don't be Hetro Date: Apr 04 2007 10:21:45 AM Author: Stuart
Hey Vice--please don't go hetro...stay the way you are.
You give us soft boys something to look foreward to every day.
My partner Frank and I swear by you and follow your fashion tips.
thanks Vice! Keep up the great work!
Subject: big jazz hands Date: Apr 04 2007 10:09:23 AM Author: hands solo
Why has nobody commented on his hands? They're HUGE!
But not in a sexy way, in a WTF way...
It looks like a giant's hands were sewed Frankenstein style on this guy.
Subject: Miner Date: Apr 04 2007 09:55:26 AM Author: fwonk
He'd be cool if he had teeth made of gold nuggets.
Subject: d Date: Apr 04 2007 09:49:22 AM Author: o
i think the point of the do's and dont's is to put a do as a don't so we write how much we desagree.
Subject: tough guy up there. Date: Apr 04 2007 09:40:45 AM Author: Vane$$a
If only that beard could talk, the stories it would tell. I wonder what it smells like. He's a DO because this is what every guy would look like if he could pull it off and still make money. Why do you think Harleys are so popular? They're yuppie substitutes for beards, long hair, and a chill lifestyle. You're all a bunch of fuckin slaves.
P.S Some additions to the Australians list of famous Ozzies: Midnight Oil, The Church, Split Enz, Little River Band, Nick Cave, Hoodoo Gurus, the Go-Betweens, Crowded fucking House...damn this is a tedious task...Silverchair, The Divinyls...that's enough. I think Australians ruined music.
Subject: re Date: Apr 04 2007 09:35:23 AM Author: jeppe
does he have another shirt underneath?
Subject: not a don't Date: Apr 04 2007 09:27:53 AM Author: DO
this guy looks like bizarro-world iggy pop. how could he not be a do.
Subject: thankyou Date: Apr 04 2007 08:53:45 AM Author: daniel
For a sec I thought you were going to put AC/DC in the do's. Thank god. Glad to see you aren't going all icky macho and hetero. Not that there's anything straight about a mag with fashion D&Ds.
Love you vice! Mwah.
Subject: what what Date: Apr 04 2007 08:40:43 AM Author: lol@u
this guy looks cool as fuck... unlike you skinny whiny vice weaklings.
Subject: australia Date: Apr 04 2007 08:28:28 AM Author: australian
gosh, we have given the world so much; the easybeats, nicole kidman, air supply, sherbert, terry towling, kylie minogue, michael hutchence, the bottom of soft drink bottles (the ridges keep the effervescence longer), martin bryant, the thorpedo, the winged keel, shane warne, and, of course, acca dacca: the greatest hard rock band alive today.
but perhaps out greatest export? you guessed it, everybodies favourite gitmo inmate: "our" david hicks.
god bless the fucking lot of us
Subject: Geezer Date: Apr 04 2007 08:21:27 AM Author: Breenda W.
Vice...you are a bunch of bloated geezers in their 40's.
This geezer rocks and you know it
Subject: Skazz Date: Apr 04 2007 08:19:07 AM Author: ronnie
Yo Vice-This is Skazz from Sydney. He'll surf circles
around you and he'd kick your asses. the dude rules!
Subject: Dude's a "Do"... Date: Apr 04 2007 06:17:38 AM Author: Scrotum McDee
...you boners. More so than most. Sam Elliot in "Mask" would be proud.
Subject: HEEHEHE Date: Apr 04 2007 04:27:10 AM Author: HEFFUEUEYEYE
what the fuck is up with his arms?
Subject: . Date: Apr 04 2007 03:57:55 AM Author: .
i just saw the first add that i enjoyed seeing on this website.. ever...
-thank you
Subject: WELL NOW WE ALL KNOW Date: Apr 04 2007 03:22:59 AM Author: 3507321C
WTF HAPPENED TO THE MARLBORO MAN.
HE'S STILL A DOUCHE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
Subject: your wrong Date: Apr 04 2007 01:02:28 AM Author: angus
this is a do!
Subject: subject Date: Apr 04 2007 12:47:41 AM Author: Ich
Man is a fag. But the fucking t-shirt is awful. He only made it a little bit more presentable.
I wonder how YOU bunch of assholenerds do actually look.
Subject: Don't? Date: Apr 04 2007 12:32:29 AM Author: Whitey
What the fuck do they want this guy to wear a
Wolfmother T shirt? This guy's the real deal, remember when Vice was?
Subject: 1 Date: Apr 04 2007 12:31:25 AM Author: d
see even the old australians fucking suck
Subject: Rabble Date: Apr 04 2007 12:31:03 AM Author: James
At least it's not an AC/DC shirt.
Oh wait...
Subject: whatevs Date: Apr 04 2007 12:22:39 AM Author: whoevs
I like ac/dc
Subject: g Date: Apr 04 2007 12:22:31 AM Author: hamclam
at least its not a metalica t-shirt
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