If you’re not into 10s dressing all 80s glam because you think it’s too “ironic” or something, you need to go back to eyeball school.



conny z , on Nov 02 2008 03:33:37 AM wrote:
well, when her brain is ready her body wont be anymore, sorry, what a waste.


Date: May 11 2008 10:10:43 PM
Author: that chick in the middle is all kinds

of hot. whatever she is doing, it's working.



Date: Apr 14 2008 09:04:06 PM
Author: marky d

the person under me does have a point.
I'm not the type to go to this party and end up staring at that girls piss stain on her skirt. All because I'm being rejected by all of them only for the reason that it was easier to dress the way I normally do.
(than again I've learned to keep that a secret in such a situation)

i would just end up leaving there drunk and depressed.

Than my car would go through everyones shins in a final attempt at popularity.



Date: Mar 30 2008 09:52:00 PM
Author: an outfit only a dick could love

dude. look at her belt. look at her fucking belly button ring. this is not ironic. this is fucking lame. they look like "rock of love" hos.



Subject: God Bless America
Date: Feb 07 2008 03:53:35 PM
Author: Mr. Bitter

Yes, I suffer from Ephebophilia. So what?

And to the idiots that asked if the girl pissed herself - NEWSFLASH. Girls (or at least most of them) DO NOT HAVE DICKS. Most of them pee sitting down. With their pants off (or at least down around their ankles). Dumbass.



Subject: yemmy
Date: Feb 07 2008 05:50:21 AM
Author: virgil

i want that titty in my mouth



Subject: Ahhhhhh...
Date: Jan 28 2008 09:40:26 AM
Author: Yumm

Sure the one on the right looks 15, who cares! Look at that tummy! How great would it be if the one on the left's tits were real.



Subject: be
Date: Jan 13 2008 06:45:27 AM
Author: gotta

Tara Reid



Subject: pervs
Date: Jan 12 2008 02:49:37 PM
Author: vera

she may be a 10, but she's only 15 years old



Subject: minty freshness
Date: Oct 10 2007 02:34:32 PM
Author: sterling dinsmore

being hot looks fun.



Subject: 10's????
Date: Sep 01 2007 01:05:01 PM
Author: bla bla bla

the girl on the right is a 10...the one on the left...NO!



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 10 2007 03:29:48 PM
Author: futha


" fuck-off. I can't BELIEVE these chicks are TOTALLY digging me right now? fuck-off. I can't SING? "



Subject: gfhf
Date: May 03 2007 04:24:35 AM
Author: drg

i'm sure she'd be amazing if she didn't ultra trashy cross-breed of avril lavigne and britney spears...



Subject: eyeball school
Date: Mar 09 2007 08:58:05 PM
Author: richelle

what if you're a chick, who is not into seeing having to see other chicks wearing this shit?



Subject: Aw
Date: Mar 06 2007 11:22:41 AM
Author: Me

Needs more shoulder pads, acid washed demin, and ultra big frizzed out 80s hair for this to be the ULTIMATE YES.



Subject: cock
Date: Feb 24 2007 09:25:46 AM
Author: o

the guy with the mic has his fist in the air and is shouting "i love cock", the girl in the denim skirt is thinking, "shit, i didn't know metrosexual men could wear black", her mate, the bird in the tartan skirt is thinking "aye, well she's goat a better tan than me un nicer legs but, at least i can give a decent tittie wank, and i've goat a beer." i can't believe your reading this shit.



Subject: groupies.
Date: Feb 22 2007 10:49:00 PM
Author: B.real

My older sister gave me her woredrobe and I'll I got was the backdoor err...backstage pass.



Subject: what
Date: Feb 18 2007 12:59:35 AM
Author: it is

so, I have these raggedy old underwear. . .
and the print on them would really go with this outfit I tried on one night playing dress up stoned with my girlfriends... Basically if I cut them up and wear my panties as a hair tie, or a do'rag accessory, according to vice I will be a DO too.

that's pretty much how gross I think it is to wear socks on your arms.



Subject: wow
Date: Feb 17 2007 09:56:45 AM
Author: 80's

the only thing better than the girl with the beer on her denim mini skirt is her friend that just wants some love.



Subject: voivod
Date: Feb 11 2007 05:42:25 PM
Author: Hamoosh the Fantastic

Consider thyself well and truly spanked Master or Miss Voivod. Need more info to correct your eronious ways though, though I will be pleased to dish out generous portions of fantastic advice.



Subject: who
Date: Feb 11 2007 04:32:16 PM
Author: jimmy

is that scarlett johannson?



Subject: Scribbling captions
Date: Feb 09 2007 02:30:16 PM
Author: Iain

The boner inducing qualities of this photo will cause readers and viewers to excuse the lameness of this caption.



Subject: yummy
Date: Feb 08 2007 07:51:07 PM
Author: noelle

damn talk about hot!!!!!!!!



Subject: Hamoosh
Date: Feb 08 2007 03:11:25 PM
Author: voivod

well, well, well-aren't we just wiping the floor with all the little pissants today, eh, smarty-pants? please come over and tell me what i'm doing wrong and spank me if i don't change my ways!



Subject: AAAAAAAAAAAND
Date: Feb 08 2007 02:37:09 PM
Author: Hamoosh the Fantastic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.....
Anyone that goes to a gig where Pat Sharpe is MCing is definitely not a 10.



Subject: Pissypants
Date: Feb 08 2007 02:34:29 PM
Author: Hamoosh the Fantastic

And your "10" needs to go to Pissing without damping on your own clothes school.



Subject: 10?
Date: Feb 08 2007 12:47:05 PM
Author: MyRobotHand

Ten? She's at least fourteen, if not sixteen ... without checking ID.



Subject: Ballz to the Wall
Date: Feb 08 2007 09:39:51 AM
Author: henrietta

That picture was taken 2 weeks ago at the metal bash
at Atlantic Beach Surf Shop, Atlantic Beach, NY.
The band is called Ballz To The Wall....they totally
rocked!



Subject: not a 10--try 13
Date: Feb 08 2007 01:45:13 AM
Author: Rock N' Roll Babysitter


Is anyone else seeing a 7th grader dressed liked a porn star/rocker chick? Is this a country club bar that thinks it's a rock club? Where is Vice hanging out these days?



Subject: .
Date: Feb 07 2007 09:13:25 PM
Author: .

coked out white trash partying like they have no future.
it's all downhill for these blonde bags of skin.



Subject: hmm . . .
Date: Feb 07 2007 06:59:47 PM
Author: k

these are 10's? that's clearly a matter of opinion, my friend.

and my opinion is this: they're a long way from ten-town.



Subject: easy
Date: Feb 07 2007 06:35:49 PM
Author: doggtanian

my sis you cunt



Subject:
Date: Feb 07 2007 06:13:52 PM
Author:

No bra? Like that? Fake.



Subject: treats
Date: Feb 07 2007 05:53:03 PM
Author: wally

"eyeball school".....haha, classic vice fuckers



Subject: seriously, dude
Date: Feb 07 2007 05:45:32 PM
Author: im about to go all

reinhold messner on this chick. ive got summit fever!



Subject: i mean
Date: Feb 07 2007 05:41:52 PM
Author: my lord

those things are fucking mountains. somebody fetch my sherpa!



Subject: nice tans, btw
Date: Feb 07 2007 05:40:01 PM
Author: lots of pretty bright colors

tits > belly = unfat

i agree



Subject: howzabout we start the comments at the
Date: Feb 07 2007 05:37:55 PM
Author: top so that we, who are in america,

a place where pages are read from top to bottom, may read them without annoyance?



Subject: am i the only one who thinks that puttin
Date: Feb 07 2007 05:35:00 PM
Author: the subject line in front of the author

line is just plain confusing, and dumb?



Subject: tara reid rip off.
Date: Feb 07 2007 05:01:38 PM
Author: uhhh

a REAL 10 would have better taste in 80's glam than to go as 80's trailer trash

but hey, maybe they're both the same. and that's not ironic, that's just sad.



Subject: frat guys
Date: Feb 07 2007 04:29:57 PM
Author: J

this is female equivalent of those zany frat guys putting on a pair of aviators and thinking they're stylish and "out there". Bam Margera is SUCH a fashion icon. Irony can suck my clit.



Subject: how cum?
Date: Feb 07 2007 02:20:45 PM
Author: chuckleberry slymm

how is that droplet of jizz staying in her belly button?



Subject: betrayed
Date: Feb 07 2007 02:13:00 PM
Author: b

i've been battling orange-faces ever since junior-high, and now suddenly they participate in 5-year-old fashion fads and equal 10s? i think i'll dip my balls in it. *sighs*



Subject: these
Date: Feb 07 2007 12:54:59 PM
Author: 10's

These 10's are out of 100. They are orange for crying out loud.



Subject: what
Date: Feb 07 2007 12:46:44 PM
Author: it is

I'm no hater here on this scene.
Just wanted to point out that
this girl
wears cut-up
arguile
socks on her
arms

socks on her
arms




Subject: jk
Date: Feb 07 2007 11:54:45 AM
Author: huj

those 10? fuck off



Subject: Yeah
Date: Feb 07 2007 11:37:27 AM
Author: Pee brain

Scarlett + Paris = ideal girl.



Subject: Perfect
Date: Feb 07 2007 11:25:41 AM
Author: Leela

So, "do"..you say, "...i'll eat pussy with just about anything growing on it."

That's awesome, because I imagine these broads have lots of stuff growing on their pussies.

Anyway, they aren't dog or anything and the clothes don't bug me. Still, I'd think that the orange tan and piss stained skirt would bring 'em down a peg. Also, do guys like grabbing onto dry, hay-like, split-endy pony tails when they're gettin' blown? (Don't answer. I know you don't really care, as long as you're blown..)



Subject: MH
Date: Feb 07 2007 11:08:57 AM
Author: pm

i spy with my little eye, male headband.



Subject: pone-tang
Date: Feb 07 2007 10:59:32 AM
Author: bronco bullfrog

i jez wanna git me zum gurt poooooooon-tang HUP!HUP!



Subject: Pussy Practicality
Date: Feb 07 2007 09:58:04 AM
Author: Joey

It's not like you barf when there's hair there. It's just cool when there isn't. BEsides, eating a hairy pussy can get kind of tricky. Eating a bald pussy is a breeze.
You don't have to psychoanalyze it. It just looks better that's why porn stars do it (including males btw).



Subject: gross
Date: Feb 07 2007 09:51:34 AM
Author: dickfart

did she piss herself? it looks like she pissed herself.



Subject: Scarlett Johansson
Date: Feb 07 2007 08:52:12 AM
Author: Long Duck Dong

i didn't know Scarlett Johansson was into 80's metaaaaaaal,



Subject: Weight
Date: Feb 07 2007 08:48:10 AM
Author: Tanz

If her tits stick out further than her gut, then she is not fat. That is a fact.



Subject: BOH
Date: Feb 07 2007 08:18:55 AM
Author: boh

Is vice Uk writing the do's and don'ts these days?



Subject: nice
Date: Feb 07 2007 07:50:44 AM
Author: bnugs

wish dem boobs was facing this way



Subject: i dont get it
Date: Feb 07 2007 07:38:05 AM
Author: what

the girl in white isnt chubby...



Subject: Eyeball School
Date: Feb 07 2007 04:24:59 AM
Author: Black Adam


I'm starting a ghettotech band called Eyeball School.


Thank You Mrs. Vice! I love you!



Subject: missing the point
Date: Feb 07 2007 03:43:06 AM
Author: somebody's

well, plus, you were wrong.



Subject: Authentic
Date: Feb 07 2007 03:09:36 AM
Author: Marc

Cut the fooling around - that picture actually was taken at a Bon Jovi gig in 87. Surely?



Subject: yikes
Date: Feb 07 2007 01:56:12 AM
Author: plus

I thought this section was about style. Forgive me.



Subject: 12
Date: Feb 07 2007 01:53:37 AM
Author: Jezebelle

theres nothing retro about this look. These girls look fantastic, but the ladies of the night have been making this their own with little change to this day.



Subject: all you headbangers
Date: Feb 07 2007 01:33:25 AM
Author: Vince Kneal

Thanks for keepin the scene alive.



Subject: who reads the subject line anyway?
Date: Feb 07 2007 01:25:06 AM
Author: Karnov

If by 10 you mean 7, then yes. Pregnant chicks are hot.



Subject: this is glam?
Date: Feb 07 2007 01:21:40 AM
Author: hollywood_hillbilly

This is a pretty sad excuse for glam, even pretend ironic glam. And, does the girl with the pink bra have a piss stain on her skirt, or did she just use too much valtrex.



Subject: Sucks...
Date: Feb 07 2007 12:56:55 AM
Author: asdf

"Sucks..." sucks.



Subject: huh?
Date: Feb 07 2007 12:56:03 AM
Author: rob-omb

Phony metal show(nice mullet wig, tool) in a surf shop with plastic chicks like the Don't dolls=Do? Um, what?



Subject: Eastern Zone Locked Down...
Date: Feb 07 2007 12:48:51 AM
Author: Sucks...

Even house parties in East Right now can't fuck with this, the weather is belownormal. You kids in the west better lap it up, cause if GW is coming and you guys get surfed out, you'll really regret floundering with this Sweet Pike!

I would even dig christianity if this was the Virgin M.



Subject: hmm
Date: Feb 07 2007 12:10:05 AM
Author: what

Wasnt your dont doll all about nose jobs and fake tans?



Subject: Bush in '04
Date: Feb 07 2007 12:04:01 AM
Author: fangley


they look like Republicans



Subject: wha?
Date: Feb 07 2007 12:02:42 AM
Author: ge

her belly button is glowing?



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Old guys have things in their body telling them to pack it in and give up, so when they bust out the pink and tell us to fuck off it’s way heavier than when a rich kid with zits on his face does the same thing.
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Well here's a novel solution to the whole "jocks versus nerds" dilemma. Just cram them both on the same hot girl and call it a day.

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