We tried to get a full frontal of this guy but he yelled, “Oh great. I’m a Fashion Not!” and stormed off. Now he’s in the DOs Missed Connections forever.
Subject: scouts Date: Feb 23 2007 05:47:18 PM Author: me
this man can now be found as a stunt double for reno 911
Subject: Caption: Date: Jan 11 2007 04:29:46 PM Author: alex
When you only see someone from behind and still know they're crying it's truly wonderful.
Subject: This guy seems cool. Leave him alone. Date: Jan 08 2007 05:45:11 PM Author: Ben Jensen
This guy IS a do, stop fighting it for god's sake. And, if that's a true story about him storming off worried he was about to be a "fashion not", I doubt he was being ironic right? He's just dressing however the fuck he wants and doesn't want anything to do with "fashion".
If he really were some ironic hipster ballsack, wouldn't he be seriously into potentially making Vice's dos? Think about it; all you internet retards aren't making any sense.
I've been disagreeing with a lot of the do's lately, Vice, but good job on this on. I find this man inspiring.
Subject: not a do Date: Jan 06 2007 09:59:30 PM Author: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no no no!! i saw a guy dressed like this the other day and he was all hipster greasy ironic guy.it made me want to punch him and vomit in my mouth all at once.
Subject: boosh again Date: Jan 03 2007 12:45:18 PM Author: alex
looks like howard moon from behind!!
Subject: ? Date: Jan 02 2007 03:50:49 PM Author: ?
So if all the other dos and don't are famous people than who is this guy?
Subject: groceries Date: Jan 02 2007 03:47:51 PM Author: pale ale
marjorie! you forgot the fucking glazed ham-AGAIN!
Subject: kjhdwfiuohwdf Date: Jan 02 2007 03:05:19 PM Author: karasu
i bet hes gotta a really rad tash too.
hes is the summer style of 2007.
Subject: ewrw Date: Jan 02 2007 02:07:14 PM Author: wefe
irony is so 2006
Subject: hahahahhaha Date: Jan 02 2007 01:43:49 PM Author: woot
hahahahahah so it's:
"DO go to K-Mart!"
Subject: !! Date: Jan 02 2007 11:59:02 AM Author: !!
this guy is the essence of party-animal masculinity. he's basically a thin rodney dangerfield -- and we all know how much ass he got.
also, whatever happened to darius?
Subject: sweet Date: Jan 02 2007 11:54:24 AM Author: dave
im gonna start dressin like that then.
Subject: this is the best do ever Date: Jan 02 2007 11:04:37 AM Author: vee vee
vane$$a was pretty right on too.
Subject: so predictable Date: Jan 02 2007 09:48:51 AM Author: Vane$$a
Guys that are built like that always have big junk. He dresses like that because he knows that he has the only thing that really matters, at least according to him.
Subject: but seriously Date: Jan 02 2007 08:29:49 AM Author: the train
I'd steal his shoes
Subject: Oopsie Date: Jan 02 2007 07:45:35 AM Author: Katelin
I mean striped scarf. How embarrasing.
Subject: Damnit! Date: Jan 02 2007 07:44:10 AM Author: Katelin
Poor guy. Now he's running off to buy a black turtleneck and a striped sweater. THANKS, VICE! :[
Subject: lesson 31 Date: Jan 02 2007 05:27:34 AM Author: Professor Pantalones
it is cool to dress like a pedo.
Subject: oh no... Date: Jan 02 2007 02:18:02 AM Author: anastasia von Beaverhausen
What's he running away from? Good Taste?
Subject: Date: Jan 02 2007 02:10:39 AM Author:
YES!
Subject: wha? Date: Jan 02 2007 02:04:46 AM Author: Rob-omb
Dressing like you're a retiree in Florida is a 'do'?
Subject: uncle ted Date: Jan 02 2007 01:26:35 AM Author: freeman
I wonder if that is his van hes walking to?
Subject: . Date: Jan 02 2007 12:55:32 AM Author: peeknuckle
I wonder whats in the manhole?
Subject: Gay Mart Date: Jan 02 2007 12:52:31 AM Author: Kay Fart
Back to K-Mart for more old man socks.
Subject: thirdy Date: Jan 02 2007 12:38:29 AM Author: thirdy
sorry i couldnt hear you over your shorts
Subject: SPRITE Date: Jan 02 2007 12:36:09 AM Author: Baron Von First IV
OBEY YOUR FIRST
Subject: Date: Jan 02 2007 12:03:04 AM Author:
party animal!
There’s a certain kind of pose that reeks of someone who was once glorious pleading desperately with the camera to bring them back to the glory days.
