Instead of picking fights all the time short guys need to try and convert all their excess testosterone into game. It’s like, fuck fists lets fist-fuck.
Thats my lil' sister in the middle. Isn't she hot?!?!
Subject: give it up to the little man Date: Aug 14 2007 03:22:49 PM Author: smartest ass west of pecos
well, the style matches, but are fingerless gloves really in? *sigh* I guess its back to the 80's. Where's my ripped jeans and hairspray?
muchlove- i'm 5"4', and i figure it like this. god uses the same amount of clay for everyone. so, where do you think all the extra clay went in short guys?
lastly, DAMN!! those legs aint normal! is that natural? that just dont look right. too bad too, shes got a cute face
Subject: . Date: Jul 14 2007 04:05:47 AM Author: chauncey
shit, this guy has it going on. rock on my brother, rock on.
Subject: Lady on the left Date: Jun 02 2007 03:24:08 AM Author: Hi
Cute cherries on her ears
Subject: some sort of mineral deficiency Date: May 29 2007 09:57:16 PM Author: Jess
"does that girl have rickets?"
hahahaha
Subject: That's Danyelle Date: Feb 26 2007 03:46:14 AM Author: Vidalia
The girl on the left is Andrae's model from Project Runway... Danyelle.
Subject: hawt Date: Jan 24 2007 01:02:38 AM Author: faith salon
that girl on the right is like the hottest girl I've ever seen.. Holy Shit- seriously!!
Subject: check out them hotties Date: Jan 16 2007 06:59:08 PM Author: m. lee
does that girl have rickets?
Subject: Oh PLZ Date: Jan 11 2007 08:07:45 PM Author: Boshi
You DO know those are just his fag hag Girlfriends right?
Subject: RE:mwrs Date: Jan 11 2007 12:15:48 PM Author: Norcos
Fucking genius.
Screw MC Pee-Pants.
Subject: hahahahhahahaahahhahaha Date: Jan 09 2007 05:07:48 PM Author: thug mcgraw
thank you to whatever cockweasel posted this little cunts myspace...
im in tears. this dude is Princes version of a Star Wars geek. he's just doing Prince cosplay.
"the glamourous life $$$$$$$ who needs luv when u can have diamonds, furs,trips to paris, and AMEX Blackcards"
"Angelna Jolie she believes in helping the less fourtunate in the3d world thats sweet !!!!!!!! im starting a non profit to do the same we as americans take life and education and alot for granted whike people in other countries are jus tryi to get by"
only American bitches would think a douchebag like this is cool.
Subject: love for the shorties Date: Jan 06 2007 09:56:27 PM Author: much love
in my experience, short, wiry guys like this are usually hung like crazy!!I'm 5'8 and have fucked 3 shorties with this build and they were all fucking packin!!
"got off a bull"! You're hilarious. And by hilarious i mean weak and not funny at all.
Subject: Legs Date: Jan 03 2007 05:00:43 PM Author: A
The girl on the left's legs are little too bowed. She looks like she just got off a bull.
Subject: Gary Date: Jan 03 2007 02:51:53 PM Author: cliftonparker.com
Is that Gary Coleman with a Fro-hawk and a Goatee?
Subject: ... Date: Jan 03 2007 11:59:45 AM Author: darby
webster the pimp...
Subject: damn Date: Jan 03 2007 11:12:36 AM Author: dapwell
chick on the left is a serious dime..who is this little fuck?
Subject: Peter & Kate Moss pix?????? Date: Jan 02 2007 09:59:58 PM Author: Naomi luver
OMfG... THEE PRINCE PETER!!!! this dude rocks...he has all the hot models....does anyone kno where i can find the pix of him with Kate Moss from his b-day party??
Check out his myspace
http://www.myspace.com/princepeter1
Subject: all the way to mineapolis Date: Jan 02 2007 08:17:25 PM Author: Rodgers Nelson
He should wear heels like Prince. Just for completion's sake.
Subject: dope Date: Jan 02 2007 03:19:08 PM Author: Fa$hion
the outfit is dope he waring although i think the girl in white could of been more dressed liike the project runway chic and dudes lets give it up 4 short bois takin over wit the bitches he wants to be prince
lol
Subject: HATEERZ Date: Jan 02 2007 03:17:28 PM Author: ALISSA
DONT HATE CUZ U LAME AND WHAT GUYS LOOK AT OTHER GUYS CROTCH
FUCKING LOSERS
Subject: peter rules the school Date: Jan 02 2007 03:00:45 PM Author: so darling
HELLOOOOOO... he made the DO list people...
i find it hilarious how all these jealous haters come out of the woodwork & pick at a guy who oozes style & dons every red carpet with a huge entourage of exotic models. i'm quite sure most of these commenters wouldn't even make the list of said parties. go pick up a copy of Complex magazine & shut it.
~the darling one
p.s. oh, & FYI you window-lickers: fingerless gloves, (well, gloves period), are where it's at.
Subject: what Date: Jan 02 2007 03:00:29 PM Author: it is
This is like a fairytale... They are decendants of the nobel King of Funk-town, and although being seperated for five years by the evil Flavour-sucking Witch of Lamesville, they rejoice to have survived the capture with no less Flavour than a caramel sunday with cherries on top and a bag of chips. They arrived at the ball by way of fire-breathing Dragons.
Subject: Nano Date: Jan 02 2007 02:55:59 PM Author: noideaisoriginal
Mr. Nanopenis..I'm dying. I think I've found my next MySpace name.
Subject: stop hatin on short people Date: Jan 02 2007 02:38:28 PM Author: modelsrule
hey lamos the girls are hot campaign girls and that guy got style dont be mad cuz u hang out wit ur grandma at parties lol
Subject: warhol Date: Jan 02 2007 01:41:20 PM Author: andy
the t-shirt image is Jackie Onasis... it's a press shot from JFK's funeral. Warhol made prints of it and this shorty's t-shirt is ripping that off.
Subject: Date: Jan 02 2007 04:35:24 AM Author:
dag bitches be lanky
Subject: Vane$$a Date: Jan 01 2007 09:15:39 PM Author: Duder
My dear, the men on his T-shirt are OBVIOUSLY Bam Margera and Admiral Hyman Rickover, father of the nuclear navy. Maybe you should use those dollar signs in your name to buy a clue. Love ya, Byezz
Subject: Mayor of Londonistan Date: Jan 01 2007 07:15:32 PM Author: Vane$$a
Who the hell is that on his t-shirt? I'm saying it's either Bjork or a beardless Charles Manson next to Eichmann wearing shades. And look at that little nub in his crotch. Weird how guys like this have taken over Europe, isn't it?
Subject: teehee Date: Jan 01 2007 07:14:03 PM Author: teetee
Joel: You know, I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay, you know?
Subject: corsetty Date: Jan 01 2007 07:02:14 PM Author: mcFly
nice corset you fat asshole
Subject: new year's, baby Date: Jan 01 2007 04:57:39 PM Author: baby new year
I'll take a the tan sandwich with short ribs to block.
Subject: whatever Date: Jan 01 2007 03:12:22 PM Author: sam
fingerless leather gloves automatically negate any game this dude may have
ok now... in order to spare myself all the accusations of "hater" I must say that the girl on the left is stunningly beautiful, but (you knew there had to be a but) bow-legged as all hell. My cousin is tragically bow-legged too and you'd think they'd learn not to stand that way, at some point in their lives... somehow, they don't.
Subject: . Date: Jan 01 2007 02:02:21 PM Author: .
girl on the right is boring though
Subject: . Date: Jan 01 2007 02:01:41 PM Author: .
girl on the left looks waaay cute!
Subject: bbbb Date: Jan 01 2007 11:28:14 AM Author: nnnm
its the model from project runway
Subject: asdf Date: Jan 01 2007 05:47:52 AM Author: mwrs
honey, i shrunk kanye west!
Subject: uh yea Date: Jan 01 2007 02:48:52 AM Author: thug mcgraw
except for the fact that he obviously enjoys dicks
Subject: That guy Date: Jan 01 2007 02:17:04 AM Author: Slick
He's like the ugly version of Prince.
Subject: Happy New Year Date: Jan 01 2007 01:06:34 AM Author: e-
Being a 14 year old Kuwaiti prince
Pros:
-lots of ass, paid for by ma and pa
-a new car every week
-a giant fucking desert to drive said car around
Cons:
-it's hot as fuck
-sometimes the ass the folks pay for is so bow-legged they look like centaurs
Subject: NO WAY Date: Jan 01 2007 12:08:38 AM Author: what! hahahahaha
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL YOU FUCKING JERKS
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
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