Sorry, but junkies are funny. If you had seen the way this guy was hopping around his broken bicycle like a poisoned kangaroo trying to revive its dead mother, you too would have laughed in his oblivious face.
Subject: 000 Date: Nov 06 2007 09:53:10 PM Author: 000
You people are all insensative assholes,I can't believe you would call this poor downtrodden soul such horrible names,He is having a tough time right now but he could have been a doctor or an engineer or...?????FUCKIN' CRACKHEAD STOLE MY BIKE!!!!!!
Subject: talking about my feelings Date: May 03 2007 06:54:14 PM Author: self righteous indignation by elton bong
Vancouver...so many junkies and their monkies!!! You could do a whole decade of don'ts in one block of Vancouver.
Subject: this guy Date: Feb 01 2007 12:57:50 PM Author: e
i see this guy out side of my work all the time, constantly sort of doing this strange dance with his bike, so i have been there , and i assure you, junkie or not, it is funny
Subject: heroin Date: Jan 01 2007 02:29:45 AM Author: Heron the Huron
yeah well....its true, i gotta admit, even though im also a junkie........
Subject: = Date: Dec 14 2006 11:08:33 PM Author: -
bicycling can be so overrated...
Subject: magnolf zer wulf Date: Dec 13 2006 11:49:21 AM Author: eol
you're a fanatic
Subject: waitin for my man Date: Dec 12 2006 10:50:12 PM Author: jazz
ZOMBI
Subject: hey you Date: Dec 11 2006 05:16:53 PM Author: magnolf
fuckhead (!!) you would masterbate on this one on youtube i bet. keep masterbating to world of warcraft. i cant see this funny, perhaps if it was a good friend of mine...
vice, how deep are you gonna fall? call me a fanatic, but i could post pictures of hiroshima children as DONT'S as well.
Subject: !! Date: Dec 11 2006 12:06:47 PM Author: !!
it's a shame this DON'T isn't a video clip. thats' something i would have liked to see...
Subject: 'vanessa' Date: Dec 11 2006 02:50:23 AM Author: fhc
p.s. you do realize, don't you, that your continued doubt about whether I live in germany is a compliment, yes? That my lifestyle is so exotic that it must be a fable?
that's fucking funny. Get a passport and go somewhere.
p.p.s. i know you still have my myspace. go look at my pics from my recent trip to prague in my blog. Bitch.
Subject: 'vanessa' Date: Dec 11 2006 01:03:31 AM Author: fuck haute couture
are you high?
Anyway, get a myspace if you want to show me your pictures.
Subject: FHC Date: Dec 10 2006 07:22:17 PM Author: Vanessa
yO, i OFFERED TO SEND YUO SOME PICS OF ME AND TONY TO PROVE THAT WE r REAL AND DON'T HAVE NO STINKKIN' ALIASES, BITCH!!!! bUT YOU DON'T TAKE ME UP!!! nAH AH!!!! yOU DON'T LIVE IN NO HAMBURGER NO GERMANY!!!!!! i BET YOU SHACK IN ST LOUIS OR GARY OR PATERSON!!!!! yO0UR PROBABLY RIGHT HERE IN YOMPTON!!!!!!! wHAT'S YOUR MYSPACE PAGE AGAIN?!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL LET CHECK US OUT!!!!!!!! 2 NAMES 2 FACES ONE EVERLASTING LOVING SOUL AND THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ho!!!!! i AIN'T NO DECIDER NEITHER FOR I SEE THE MUSICAL COMPLEXITY OF DEF JUX PEOPLE!!!! i DO LIKE MR LIF, THAT TEENY WEENY DREAD LOCK GUY AND WHITE-MAN e-lP WHO GOT TRIPPED OUT 9-11!!!!! gIMME THAT MYSPACE AGAIN SO WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR LIGHT SHINING THRU!!!!!
Subject: Addicted to heroin. Date: Dec 10 2006 02:34:20 AM Author: MFB
Junkies ARE funny except when theyre living in your doorway and all you wanna do is get in your building but they just shot up and are leaning against the door and it takes them 10 minutes to move and then the next morning you see that they have left their syringes and socks behind.
JUST SAY NO!
Subject: The Decider, The Human Stain, Sabrinaetc Date: Dec 09 2006 03:57:45 AM Author: fhc
all failed aliases. haha, you lose!!!
this is awesome. Talk some more shit to me. You will lose again.
Subject: 'tony badassassino' Date: Dec 09 2006 03:51:18 AM Author: fuck haute couture
you're just mad because you know I think you're a pathetic idiot, that I don't believe you and "vanessa" are more than one person, that you're not the "legendary tony badassassino" (as you yourself have called yourself), that no one here is impressed by you, and that YOU'RE not funny. I'm not even trying to be funny.
kindly fuck off.
Subject: sunk to a Date: Dec 08 2006 08:07:49 PM Author: new low
gross gross gross gross gross. comments like the above re-enforce the belief that we will soon nuke this world into oblivion
Subject: 2 cents Date: Dec 08 2006 06:44:39 PM Author: Tony Badassassino
I feel that the new layout for this site is a giant fuck up. It's too busy and it's too busy with old crap. It's like you're trying to look like you have a lot going on when you don't. Why do I have to sift through this shit I've already read? Move on. Live in the moment. Don't rest on your laurels. Hire some new people to come up with ideas because your current people are wrong...about everything. Fresh blood is good, stimulating blood. There's something stale about this whole scene.
FHC-You become more and more stupido with every passing day. Keep it up and I'm gonna have to suggest that the "man" revoke your license to think. Seriously, you're about as funny as Michael Richards doing stand-up. I can just picture you sitting in front of your computer in "Berlin," yelling at the monitor: "He's a honky! Tony Badassasseenizino is a honky!"
no, junkies ARE hilarious. Not in a "we ought to mock their addiction and precluding/subsequent socioeconomic status and and decide we're better than these human trash" way but in a "ha ha, lookit, he keeps falling into his bag of tobacco" or "whoops, she got kicked out of the library for snoring at the computer again" way. If you can manage not to give a shit, they're hysterical. They can't run after you so you can talk shit to them if you want.
But it sucks how often they try and get themselves killed. I have dragged more than a few junkies out of the middle of the street, where they forgot to keep walking.
Subject: vice is still a gaylord Date: Dec 08 2006 04:57:12 PM Author: i f-in rule
hey assholes. junkies aren't as funny as you think they are.
you shoulda put some hilariously large glasses on him.
or given him a phone shaped like a carrot.
or him high fiving a three year old.
anything woulda been better than this.
Subject: humor Date: Dec 08 2006 04:24:02 PM Author: McCabe
if you can't see that this is funny something's wrong with you.
Subject: This Date: Dec 08 2006 04:09:39 PM Author: Blows
I wish Id been there. Maybe that way Id know why this is supposed to be funny.
Subject: what? Date: Dec 08 2006 03:03:16 PM Author: ponch
These last two dont/do's were awful. Boring, not funny and have nothing to do with anything. Just because it's christmas doesn't mean you can slack off work, Vice.
Subject: . Date: Dec 08 2006 02:16:28 PM Author: fratratra
fuck you
Subject: lalala Date: Dec 08 2006 02:30:50 AM Author: lollerskates
That is pretty funny... but sad.
1. Hearty laughter
2. Somber sigh.
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