San Francisco is one thing but the gays need to stop with the making out in public and the masturbating and the using the sex toys on the street. It’s not good for the children.
You know, there's a five-sided nut that sticks out about three inches from the top of every fire hydrant that controls the water valve...where is that thing now???...(!)...
I swear to fucking god get these fucking little video promos off your fucking site. i'm trying to listen to my tunes and your dumbass shit keeps fucking it all up.
fuck.
Subject: ss Date: Apr 11 2007 07:47:09 PM Author: tt
Thats how fat people get a colonic.
Subject: lost and found Date: Feb 27 2007 06:54:28 PM Author: bgpoztop
So that's why they keep loosing fire hydrants in San Francisco.
Subject: . Date: Feb 24 2007 01:22:11 PM Author: superfantastisch
free love!
Subject: that doesn't go there Date: Feb 03 2007 10:52:13 PM Author: Robin
It makes me feal uncomfortable just looking at it.
Subject: smarty Date: Jan 16 2007 09:07:32 AM Author: dig tate
this is a do. what the fuck?
Subject: racism Date: Jan 13 2007 06:16:05 AM Author: dianne
www.vicemagazineisracistjustkidding.org
Subject: super enema Date: Dec 15 2006 12:41:53 PM Author: cloudface
"This photo is of the man mere seconds before what officials are now calling "The World's Most Powerful Enema"; I understand Ken he'd actually planned the 'incident'"
"That's right Diane friends of the man have reported that he commented, and I quote: "Uhhhm gonna go git mhuy colon cleaaned". Little did they know..."
Subject: i heart josh Date: Dec 09 2006 12:09:05 AM Author: sublime
josh should be writing for vice. eff this guy.
Subject: . Date: Dec 08 2006 06:30:32 PM Author: rogadelic
As in, My Criminal Ass is collecting fire hydrants.
Subject: ^^^ Date: Dec 07 2006 09:14:49 PM Author: ***
uhm since when is shoving things up yr ass a don't?
you weren't so against it last nite, vice.
Subject: /// Date: Dec 07 2006 08:51:43 PM Author: \\\
maybe hes like the boy who put his finger in the dam.didya think of that?
maybe he's saving the city, nay, humanity from being flodded with stinky fire hydrant water by shoving the whole dam thing up his ass.
hes a hero man.
Subject: He don't even no Date: Dec 06 2006 09:51:34 AM Author: Reah Tadid
Does he even know he's got a firehydrant up his ass???
He is not gay, he is trying to scratch his homeless hemeroid. With the amount of flab on his ass the plug probably isn't even close to touching his brown crown.
Subject: ride around shining Date: Dec 05 2006 05:10:10 PM Author: Plutarch
If you don't think this picture is funny you should just be dragged out into the street and fucking shot.
Subject: Or . . . Date: Dec 05 2006 03:34:48 PM Author: Josh
This is what dangles annoyingly when you shit out a city.
Subject: . Date: Dec 05 2006 11:17:54 AM Author: .
BWAHAHAHA!!
Subject: wow Date: Dec 05 2006 11:15:13 AM Author: esteban
they don't train you to deal with this kind of thing in the NYFD.
Subject: u r gay Date: Dec 04 2006 09:50:06 PM Author: Flavian
Thank you, Dr. Science.
Subject: CVD Date: Dec 04 2006 09:48:44 PM Author: tamar
not only is this specimen bald and severely overweight, he is also too out of shape to make it to the nearest bench. he's so at risk for CVD that he was probably in the early stages of a heart attack when this photograph was taken.
Subject: Fat man Date: Dec 04 2006 12:39:46 PM Author: ass lova
Can you damage your Sphincter doing that? I can't even fit my girlfriends dildo up there...........
Subject: No pain, no gain Date: Dec 04 2006 12:39:28 AM Author: Dick Gere
Then it's settled. I've been out-sodomied.
Subject: creams Date: Dec 03 2006 11:30:30 PM Author: tomfoolery
creams will never help his heamaroids
Subject: no Date: Dec 03 2006 09:19:30 PM Author: o
god, good sweet merciful god, when i grow up can i please please be that firehydrant. i love poo
Subject: Sheesh Date: Dec 03 2006 05:45:37 PM Author: Skweekah
This guy has a huge hemorroid that looks like a white fire hydrant or he's giving birth to one. I cant tell. Now I've seen it all.
Subject: bleh Date: Dec 03 2006 05:41:44 PM Author: DoG OnE
All you wasters would shit a brick if he came collecting.The t shirts funnier than all a y'all.
Subject: . Date: Dec 03 2006 09:03:33 AM Author: stupid
i'd let him sit on my weewee like that.
Subject: Criminal Date: Dec 03 2006 05:25:24 AM Author: Ablejack
How is this not a DO?
Subject: vice Date: Dec 03 2006 12:09:21 AM Author: putin
whatever he chose all this
Subject: comment Date: Dec 03 2006 12:00:11 AM Author: unoriginal
a husker don't
Subject: nug Date: Dec 02 2006 11:31:56 PM Author: adrienne
crime doesnt pay, it sits on fire hydrants and leaves mental scars.
Subject: Vice Date: Dec 02 2006 10:59:53 PM Author: Tim
The good thing about vice magazine is you can't post your tiny minds vomit anywhere. Tiny vice minds.
Subject: maybe? Date: Dec 02 2006 09:51:39 PM Author: jeebus
you people have this all wrong...it's actually a fire hydrant sitting on a very fat man's ass and it happens quite a bit here in san fran; the picture is simply upside down
Subject: destruction Date: Dec 02 2006 09:16:28 PM Author: geronimo
Vice actually destroyed itself. The only good part of this magazine were the comments people wrote on the articles and pictures, now everyone is tryimg to get recognized and theyre writing shit instead of real shit.
congrats
Subject: . Date: Dec 02 2006 08:43:35 PM Author: .
thirding the like of the Hüsker Dü comment..
and i loved their great remake of "eight miles high" as well as the "mary tyler moore show theme song"
have to agree with trill, this picture has a value and quality all its own.
walking around with
your head in the clouds
make no sense at all
Subject: fats Date: Dec 02 2006 04:42:09 PM Author: trill
It's a really fat guy with a fuckin' fire hydrant up his ass. This shit is funny. Fuck you.
Subject: yo Date: Dec 02 2006 04:27:28 PM Author: v$
this is where fire hydrants come from.
Subject: Crime Date: Dec 02 2006 03:40:58 PM Author: Collects
I still think the winning Hüsker Dü comment is the funniest thing I have ever read.
Subject: sux Date: Dec 02 2006 03:20:00 PM Author: suxxx
none of you are funny and vice is the least.
maybe cuz this don't f-n sucks.
puh-leez.
Subject: p Date: Dec 02 2006 02:44:09 PM Author: p
Tripod!
Subject: Sit 'n spin Date: Dec 02 2006 02:42:44 PM Author: McCabe
That fatso might break off that pole inside of himself if he ain't careful!
Quick! Somebody crank open the water valve and hose him out!
Subject: well done Date: Dec 02 2006 02:24:32 PM Author: soulinite
yes, he is pretty fat. we'll played vice! Are fat people the new homeless?
Subject: asshole Date: Dec 02 2006 02:21:04 PM Author: wow
what an unfunny comment, you should write for leno or something
Subject: name Date: Dec 02 2006 02:09:03 PM Author: subject
this guy's guano looks like a fire hydrant
I know you think this is just another reductivist fundie with no real grasp on the issue, but if we accept the fact that "Mean People Suck" then by the Transitive Property of Stupid T-Shirts it follows that "Abortions Suck," which, technically, is correct.
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