When you get into the head of the European man and the way he buys ice cream and puts on little matching outfits and calls his mommy every single day, you realize what it’s like to have never been shoved, ever, not even in grade school.
dbx, on Jan 31 2009 08:57:39 AM wrote: ..americans are the coolest and toughest guys in the world.
We already have noticed that, VICE-Guys, so you can stop mention this on every third "Don't"-picture.
lenny, on Sep 20 2008 09:44:51 AM wrote: It's queen's day, a holiday you douches. it's not like dutch people wear orange all the time.
Date: Jun 08 2008 12:38:42 PM Author: YallaYalla
Always bring your own traffic cone.
Date: May 27 2008 03:10:09 PM Author: mopa
"european icecreameating guys are gay. THEY ARE GAY LOL GAY"
get a life
Date: Apr 30 2008 12:59:37 PM Author: asd
that looks like a somehow-faggier Anthony Bourdain
Subject: x Date: Dec 11 2007 11:18:20 PM Author: john
because to be shoved is to be validated. this magazine is such a trite boys' club.
Subject: lame Date: Nov 14 2007 11:57:43 AM Author: McCool
even his fucking ice cream matches...you know this bitch is dutch...they cant get enough of those vomitty orange colored clothes...curly hair, glasses...ya hes a fuckin dutchman if ive ever seen one
Subject: . Date: Jun 16 2007 08:47:38 PM Author: sumgi
i think the girl behind him is thinking "should iunlock my glock and run this popsicle looking mother fucker? or is he just poser eurotrash who thinks he's the shit because his pants match his jacket (and ice cream)"
not anthony bourdain. Swear to god, he has a small bomb implanted at the base of his skull which will explode if he ever gets laid less than ftwice a day, which looking like regis philbin's long lost gay uncle does not accomplish.
Subject: Will Farrell Date: Jan 03 2007 06:13:43 PM Author: Parfonsk
Yes, it's Will Farell's brother from Germany Otto Farrell.
Subject: pff Date: Dec 26 2006 03:18:48 PM Author: Wyse
if tom waits or mark gonzalez wore this vice would probably come. what do you know about this dude?
Subject: snowface Date: Dec 15 2006 10:13:39 PM Author: hi
that guy... ...on the left...
...makes me think of two words...
...
...mexican pudding...
?
Subject: That Euro-Road Foreman can't be serious. Date: Dec 11 2006 06:05:57 PM Author: Norcos
"Alright peoplez! Vonce I'm done vit dis ice cream we're going to take down ze Toddler-town over zere with a giant wreckingzball and erect ze finest prison in all ze land!"
(And to think, the douchebag on the very left thinks VICE is taking a picture of his sorry ass.)
Subject: why? Date: Dec 01 2006 01:47:30 AM Author: christopher byler
Does he know its halloween?
its late, i should write that paper.
Subject: yes Date: Nov 30 2006 08:45:08 PM Author: columbo
i want concrete proof that this man isn't anthony bourdain.
Subject: discipline Date: Nov 29 2006 04:10:13 PM Author: jix
do they have sugar cones in prison?
Subject: Oh ha Date: Nov 29 2006 11:05:46 AM Author: Mr Happy Boy
His goddamn ice cream motherfucking matches his shitlicking holy enfuckingsawmb-ul, Jesus.
PS: Johnny Cash fucked all of your grandmothers in the ass - they begged him to - and that's the story of how you came into this world, on Christmas.
Subject: there´s nothing like it Date: Nov 28 2006 07:29:09 AM Author: Hup, Hup Holland
Oranje Boven! Oranje Boven! Oranje Boven overall de wereld
Subject: yep Date: Nov 27 2006 07:23:32 PM Author: hmm
hehe, even his ice cream matches
Subject: He's orange Date: Nov 27 2006 11:40:43 AM Author: Chachi
But even a colour blind one would consider him a DON'T.
Oh, but this outfit would look good on you though.
Subject: tru Date: Nov 27 2006 02:43:18 AM Author: master p
i scream, you scream.. e'rybody loves the ice cream!!
Subject: will ferrel Date: Nov 26 2006 07:38:01 PM Author: bag of dicks
That guy looks just like Will Ferrel.
Subject: DO Date: Nov 26 2006 05:16:16 PM Author: jdanger
excluding the shoes this guy is complete DO
dont get jealous.
Subject: Date: Nov 26 2006 05:10:06 PM Author:
but who the fuck is the walking fart in a johnny cash t-shirt?
Subject: sdfgsdfg Date: Nov 26 2006 03:30:15 PM Author: sdfgsdfg
writing off european men because of one douchebag that listens to david hasselhoff (I may have spelled that wrong, but I don't care enough to look it up) is just as dumb as writing off new yorkers for any of your other dont's. And jesus, did the guy writing these captions get abused as a child? God, am I sick of his little cries for help.
Subject: A FAKE! Date: Nov 25 2006 09:29:23 PM Author: HUNTERMIND
THAT ORANGE COLOR ON THE ICE CREAM IS PHOTOSHOPPED
HAHHA
VICE IS CLEVER
Subject: ensomble Date: Nov 25 2006 07:20:33 PM Author: diva
wow his ice cream even matches his little ensomble that hes got going.
i respect that.
Subject: This guy Date: Nov 25 2006 04:40:05 PM Author: fuckin said it!
Subject: memo
Date: Nov 24 2006 10:35:53 AM
Author: to parents
please stop abandoning your children.
The world has become an ugly, fucked up place because of you.
Subject: Gavin Got Scared Date: Nov 25 2006 08:52:29 AM Author: Randy Cornhole
Nice steady stream of anti-white, anti-Euro, and anti-"redneck" comments from you for about a solid year now. And I notice a complete unwillingness to insult any other group.
I'll bet the head of VICE's Advertising Mafia took Gavin into a Room like Ned Beatty did with Peter Finch in "Network" and scared the fuck out of him for daring to insult anyone but whites.
Subject: dc Date: Nov 25 2006 08:34:41 AM Author: jix
a blatant cappucino drinker
Subject: uhhhzzzz Date: Nov 25 2006 01:23:15 AM Author: bonerz
the fucking dutch.
Subject: yup Date: Nov 25 2006 12:12:38 AM Author: billy
The johnny cash shirt on the left is more of a "don't" than this Cal-Tranz eurofag will ever be.
Subject: orage suits work Date: Nov 24 2006 11:40:18 PM Author: matthew colquitz
Sweet looks like a guy who is going through his midlife crisis and is trying to culture himself with some stanley kubrick. Where are the keys to my toureg? The kind of douche bag that keeps up on his drug slang by visiting the white house drug info web site. What a douche.
Subject: memo Date: Nov 24 2006 11:12:06 PM Author: to parents
what happened to the photo of the slut with the tattoo which was up whan i posted my first comment?
Subject: Priorities Date: Nov 24 2006 09:16:35 PM Author: Concerned Over Casual Killing
Why are we worried about pylon man when Europe's most wanted rapist is lurking in the left side of the picture?
Subject: glo in the dark Date: Nov 24 2006 03:49:47 PM Author: Bob
This Will Farrell/Jean-Claude Van Damme lovechild is the best dont in a long time. Le Monsieur traffic cone.
Subject: flavour Date: Nov 24 2006 03:08:25 PM Author: stoops
whose mr. diabolico on the far left with the shite-eating grin? his face is frightening.
Subject: memo Date: Nov 24 2006 10:35:53 AM Author: to parents
please stop abandoning your children.
The world has become an ugly, fucked up place because of you.
Here's what we're talking about. While their gay elders are ebaying a patent leather chef's hat to complete their "ensemble", these homes just throw on whatever the teen girl who let them sleep over left on her bedroom floor and they're ready to rampage. Comments/Enlarge See all
When nerds dress up as scary monsters they look so much nerdier than before you don’t even want to wedgie them anymore. Like, you feel bad for traumatizing them.
