Jocks and rednecks have a very tiny fashion palette to draw from but homos can stand back, throw a dart at the past 100 years and say, “I choose, Boy London but with a dash of Olympic cyclist, In Living Color extra, and Canadian computer tech support guy thrown in for good measure.”
Subject: butt Date: Sep 25 2007 11:23:36 AM Author: bonerfied
how can you NOT get a boner wearing a unitard? i'm getting 10 boners right now just thinking about it.
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Subject: oh god Date: Sep 03 2007 02:21:27 AM Author: what
I went to high school with the guy on the left in sf. now I know what happened to him and I wish I didn't. Good thing about sf---so fucking cold people can only dress like this one week a year.
Subject: vision Date: Aug 27 2007 11:13:07 PM Author: jf
i saw the guy the on the left yesterday in the lower east side. he was wearing the same thing. except he had a blue button up on.
yeah. i fucking saw him. that's right.
Subject: yummm Date: Jun 27 2007 09:48:25 PM Author: patrie
I have that leotard. Sooooo tasty.
Subject: UNITARD Date: Jun 19 2007 07:29:47 PM Author: FA-Q
I fuckin love unitards, i even like sayin the word. UNITARD
UNITARD
Subject: i don't support Date: May 26 2007 12:57:11 PM Author: me@dada.com
i'm gay but i don't do this. and i won't. i would have never thought fashion is important and i still don't. if somebody wants to fuck me that's all i care about. doeing around like this makes me never want to be near their peepee. they're fags which comes in any orientation
Subject: Spiv Date: Jan 22 2007 10:29:47 AM Author: Rusty Bumwater
The dude on the left, his moustache is making my head spin
Subject: d3 2001s Date: Jan 19 2007 12:38:29 AM Author: a m i n g o
Subject: awww Date: Dec 10 2006 08:58:37 AM Author: aww
awww, have a nice gay!!!!
Subject: what cheeky boys Date: Nov 19 2006 07:41:15 PM Author: noname
with an outfit like that you cant allow yourself to have a boner and you need fast running shoes.
Subject: frank chu fuck off Date: Nov 16 2006 11:48:35 PM Author: deh duh
sf inferiority complex makes you fat
Subject: setting the record gay Date: Nov 15 2006 11:37:10 PM Author: Dave Mayjew
1. left: Solomon
2. right: David
3. David's from LA...not sure about Solomon. They lived in SF, but have since moved to NY.
4. David's shoes are actually Bernhard Willhelm (aka the slightly-more-sophisticated, Belgian Jeremy Scott). But yes, they're still D3 rip-offs, which is amazing.
Subject: STEAL from Am Ap Date: Nov 15 2006 09:09:07 PM Author: lovin' it!
I know those two...they moved to new york. P.S. to everyone- STEAL from American Apparel, it's retardedly easy and they only hire for looks so they deserve what they get.
Subject: best in forever Date: Nov 15 2006 11:54:28 AM Author: Justin
this actually got some laughs out of me. Bravo.
Subject: frank chu is wrong Date: Nov 14 2006 04:34:23 PM Author: fgy
frank, these guys may be FROM sf, but (unless they're standing on the [very fucking detailed] set of a new york sidewalk) they're IN nyc. and unless you know them personally, that's all you can know for sure about the picture.
Subject: !! Date: Nov 14 2006 11:29:41 AM Author: !!
now THAT is a glorious unitard, er mantard, uh... tard.
Subject: giving it all of that.. Date: Nov 14 2006 06:13:20 AM Author: chuckleberry slim
look at old matey on the right's foot.standing there,giving it all of that...
Subject: Frank Chu Date: Nov 14 2006 03:30:05 AM Author: ...london Calling...
Shurrup..
"west is best".. fuck off prick!
Peace in the South East.. Down there it is a celebration!
Subject: What? Date: Nov 13 2006 08:15:56 PM Author: TOTALLY MY REAL NAME
This is just awful.
Also: Canadia isn't real.
Subject: reality check! Date: Nov 13 2006 07:38:16 PM Author: Johnny
They arent wearing any american apparel, duh.
Subject: . Date: Nov 13 2006 11:55:20 AM Author: .
holy fags Batman!
Subject: Gay fwocks! Date: Nov 13 2006 07:53:13 AM Author: Lordsmut
The one on the left looks like Dandy Dan from The childrens musical version of Bugsy Malone
Subject: shoes. Date: Nov 13 2006 06:31:52 AM Author: Shab
Are they some D3's I see on the right? Haha, classic.
Subject: FOR THE RECORD. Date: Nov 12 2006 08:48:10 PM Author: Frank Chu
I know vice wasn’t insinuating that these guy's are from canada, i was just using this to making a point about how they give no love to the west, if these dudes where in new york they would have been taking mad credit for it..
Subject: Why ya always gotta hate vice?? Date: Nov 12 2006 07:54:53 PM Author: Frank Chu
these guys are not from Canada! there from san francisco! i see these dudes everywhere, its just that vice hates on sf for some reason?
so they always have to make up a city! it's either lower east side, Toronto or norway,
i have seen so many of my friends from san francisco in vice and there always all "what’s with this new post psychedelic folk neu wave beard rave craze that's taking over nyc rite now?" and it’ll be a picture of some kid at pier 39? more than 75% of the do's in vice are people in sf! don’t be fooled vice readers! the west is the best! new york is hot as fuck cold as fuck and musically & fashionably stagnant, dont get me wrong new york is one of the best places to visit for about a week, but as far as living there go's forget about it unless your making about 500k a year, you cant do shit unless you do..
Subject: omg Date: Nov 12 2006 11:08:12 AM Author: fuck haute couture
if the dude on the left looked any more like a Canadian tech support guy I would vomit. Good call.
Subject: fi fo Date: Nov 12 2006 09:19:28 AM Author: fee
the quality caption should redeem any concern one would have.
and they look like nice guys with a hint of "so what?".
Subject: Brilliant Date: Nov 12 2006 09:23:23 AM Author: Cashmere
Fucking brilliant caption. Amazing.
Subject: Bag Date: Nov 12 2006 06:21:56 AM Author: Marc
What that dude is doing to that bag, while rather un-nerving to me, presumably he hopes it's very encouraging to whoever he's looking at. You'd need crutches for days after, pal, don't go there.
Subject: 19th century body builders Date: Nov 12 2006 12:25:59 AM Author: slut face
i'd bone them both at the same time
Subject: not again Date: Nov 12 2006 12:14:44 AM Author: Chase
Vice, once again, you've really let us all down.
Subject: Music Date: Nov 11 2006 11:50:11 PM Author: Dorian
Why do I want to see every "Dos'" record collection.
Subject: Touche Date: Nov 11 2006 11:24:41 PM Author: Ralph
Best caption in a while
Subject: ! Date: Nov 11 2006 11:13:35 PM Author: corntooth
These squirrley little goons need new shoes
Subject: gross Date: Nov 11 2006 05:46:38 PM Author: female america and all our friends
nooooooooooooooooooooo dooooooooooooont
Subject: pooooopstickles are soo fashion forward Date: Nov 11 2006 03:56:04 PM Author: muddypie
SEVEN NEW YORK!!!!!!!!
Subject: AA Date: Nov 11 2006 03:14:50 PM Author: lady
american apparel isn't the only place to shop you know.
Subject: Onesies Date: Nov 11 2006 02:16:42 PM Author: Jonson
Oh man, if onesies are coming back in style I'm so there!
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