You know what? Fuck punk. And fuck trying to be a hippie. They both take too long. Everyone under 20 needs to become a rockabilly. The hair’s a cinch, the shoes make you look tall, and unless you’re living with your granddad in Alabama, it’s actually become rebellious again.
SFF, on Nov 29 2008 07:52:38 AM wrote: this idiot is from my town and he is a total tool.his lame ass tattoo is proof of that.plus he thinks that mike ness is the living embodiment of rockabilly.fuck him
Date: Jun 06 2008 01:30:29 PM Author: ma
rockasilly
Date: Apr 08 2008 09:17:20 AM Author: knucklehead
so wide of the mark but good to stir up some healthy debate. The yanks are way off as usual confusing pyschobillies and social distortion for rockabilly which was (and will always be) stuff like Warren Smith, Charlie Feathers, Sonny Burgess and most everything after Elvis that Sun Records, Meteor and other little labels released. Rockabilly isn't a trend that'l suddenly hit the ground running cos Vice have given it the thumbs up and it's also got very little to do with middle class, art school chicks who weren't popular at school and want to get a little attention now by stripping at a Burles
Subject: me Date: Mar 13 2008 09:58:49 AM Author: blow
Rockabilly is so fucking lame
Subject: db Date: Sep 13 2007 01:06:08 AM Author: pussytard
db stands for douche-bag. like this guy and all his buddies who hang out at hank's.
Subject: SHIT Date: Jun 24 2007 11:54:52 AM Author: fuck that!
YO i hate wanna be rockabilly grease fucks that try and be all that lifestyle...and they drive a 98 focus or something....
Subject: 000 Date: Jun 01 2007 02:35:24 PM Author: 000
There is a guy in vancouver who is born here but talkes in a crappy alabama molasses drawl.he blathers on about the sinners and the deadcats and how he almost joined every band thats ever owned a car.
Subject: fujiyama mama Date: May 26 2007 12:51:22 PM Author: right on
ya know rockabilly is more punk than punk
these bad religion and nofx pussies need to do their homework
R-billy does more for guys' looks than the ladies. They all seem to be a bit overfed, and the Bettie Page haircuts make them all dykey. And the makeup that looks as if it was trowelled on...like Goths but they know how to throw a mean punch.
Subject: True rebellion Date: Apr 24 2007 01:31:45 AM Author: Elvis
The fact that he is able to piss all these NYC-street-walking-pussies shows rockabilly is still rebelllion 50 years on.
Subject: Hot Rod Date: Apr 19 2007 01:28:38 AM Author: Cotton Candy Vegan Land Forever.
If there is one scene I really don't find attractive, it's rockabilly.
Subject: screw this trend. Date: Feb 11 2007 02:47:52 PM Author: dmmt
I was really hoping this was a 'don't.'
Subject: the outsiders Date: Jan 12 2007 04:04:06 PM Author: well
Great, it's Ponyboy.
Subject: from cali Date: Jan 02 2007 12:03:38 AM Author: buster
rockabilly is almost as cool as no doubt is
Subject: you are so stupid Date: Dec 07 2006 04:38:34 PM Author: buttcrack
why don't you just move to detroit or athens, ga, where people are rockabilly to hide the fact that they can't cut it in a real place?
Subject: :) Date: Nov 18 2006 07:28:50 AM Author: :)
this is every douche ive ever seen vice you are gay in the ass. :)
Subject: . Date: Nov 12 2006 09:54:59 PM Author: .
fuck this guy and his lame ass tatoo
Subject: Looking for a new subculture Date: Nov 09 2006 01:12:38 AM Author: ChitownBeatDown
Why do skinheads "retire" and become rockasillies?
Subject: the world Date: Nov 04 2006 12:59:57 AM Author: s
the uniform of the world should be rockabilly, its cheap and great!
Subject: max headroom Date: Nov 03 2006 10:22:24 AM Author: dicksling
i want to slap that annoying smile right off of his face...
Subject: Rockabilly Date: Nov 03 2006 04:07:29 AM Author: Der
Blacks + Rockabilly = Sexy
Asians + Rockabilly = Double sexy
Hispanics + Rockabilly = Huntington Park, CA and all other Los Angeles suburbs.
Subject: rockabilly guys Date: Nov 02 2006 07:39:58 AM Author: a bit wet
This dude proves that no matter how ugly you are, you can improve your hotness by 300% by dressing like they did in the good ol' days.
Attention all people of the male gender: get a proper haircut and sideburns and act like a 'rebel' if you wanna get laid.
Subject: w Date: Nov 01 2006 05:38:39 PM Author: w
Rockabilly was big like 5 years ago. It should stay there.
Subject: well.. Date: Nov 01 2006 03:38:40 PM Author: d1
he had to choose between white trash and oh wait yea nevermind
Subject: Lame Date: Nov 01 2006 01:28:22 PM Author: John
He looks like a herb if you ask me...
Subject: hey Date: Nov 01 2006 09:56:30 AM Author: Hadja Onlinown
I think more black people should adopt the rockabilly look.
Subject: i bet Date: Nov 01 2006 05:36:23 AM Author: nome
this guy drives a honda civic that was handed down to him by his mother, and he put a skull on the gear-shift stick, and the he got himself a tatoo.
Subject: This man is a douche. Date: Oct 31 2006 08:48:18 AM Author: Skipjack Bonito
Rockabilly was marginally cool in 1983 and 1953 respectively. Too early to try to call it a "comeback." I do hear that NYC fuckwads are holding cockabilly nites and actually line dancing and shit, though. Pretty pathetic.
And as for that burlesque crap, as Chad Robuckle sez:
If there was one thing in this world that was impossible to screw up, you would think it would be “chicks getting naked”. But you’d be wrong. I am speaking, of course, of burlesque. Burlesque, simply put, is what stripping would look like if it had been thought up by women.
The problem is, broads have a different idea than we do of what is sexy. And by “different” I mean “wrong” and “awful”.
http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2006/09/18/congratul ations-women-by-chad-robuckle />
Read it.
Subject: question Date: Oct 30 2006 06:04:08 PM Author: dean
do people really adopt trends like students choose majors? or like people choose professions? is becoming a mod or a rockabilly a decision that one thinks out and acts on? i imagine that for youngsters or teenagers it happens naturally but say for those of 25 yrs of age and above , do they just do it and believe thats who they are till the next wave comes? thanks.
Subject: cockabilly Date: Oct 30 2006 03:10:48 PM Author: billy cox
as soon as Vice calls it rebellious, its no longer rebellious. on to the next trend plz
Subject: I know... Date: Oct 30 2006 02:47:58 PM Author: Miss Woo
...it's only rock n' roll but I like it.
'Nuff said. ARSEHOLES
PS: Rockabilly hair is NOT a cinch.
Subject: Huge Tat Date: Oct 30 2006 09:56:07 AM Author: cloudface
Geez getting a huge tat that says "Rock n Roll"..good thing he did so people know how original and 'edgey' he is..."Rock n Roll"? I mean seriously, why the fuck would the tat artist even agree to do it unless he was a complete douche himself?
Stupid fucks gonna look in the mirror a year from now, burst into tears and run to the kitchen looking for the cheese grater..
Subject: get charlie Date: Oct 30 2006 07:26:02 AM Author: Tony Badassassino
He looks like he's about to be drafted into the Vietnam War. When he comes out the other end, if he does come out the other end, he'll look like Ron Kovic.
Subject: I bet... Date: Oct 29 2006 11:33:09 AM Author: Nemo
this guy drives a Toyota Corolla. Even in the trad hotrod/ kustom scene, the over the top guys are looked down upon. The ones that start fights at shows and cause general hassle arrive in '69 Impalas painted flat black with wide white walls and red wheels. Ratrodderific!
Subject: ghdfghdfg Date: Oct 28 2006 04:52:34 PM Author: gdfghdf
I think this guy looks like he'd be fun to get drunk with. I don't like rockabilly, but I don't mind it and I don't mind that people who look good as rockabilly kids decide to go for it. who the fuck are you to blame them?
that tat is hilarious in a good way.
ps
james chance sucks.
Subject: gggf Date: Oct 28 2006 01:19:56 PM Author: fgddfgdf
rockabilly suck ass
Subject: beurk!! boff!! Date: Oct 28 2006 04:21:51 AM Author: the noname
ooohh!! what an ugly tatoo. most guys into rockabilly are secretely gay anyway. what a hedonism full of cheap clichees. all the chicks are ugly and want to look like betty paige, and the boys are allways a little bit chubby and get their clothes washed by their mothers.
mods at least have to spend endless hours digging for their fancy clothes, so it makes them culturally really valuable, cause they are
kind of walkingtalking museum-showpieces.
anyway, most retro-trends are really nerdy in a scary way. like supersquare.
most of the guys secretely gay, and the chicks ugly.
Subject: wtf Date: Oct 28 2006 02:15:48 AM Author: spanky
Break my nose? OK idiot.
Subject: fie fo Date: Oct 27 2006 10:36:59 PM Author: fee
because the rottens don't know nothin
and the straights don't know nothin
and the english don't know nothin
and we all don't know nothin
and we all don't bloody care
Subject: no Date: Oct 27 2006 08:47:16 PM Author: dave
I was a rockabilly for a while I wouldn't recommend it. There's no such thing as "just throwing on a shirt and leaving the house." You spend half the time trying no to fuck up your hair or the cuffs on your jeans. It's worse than being a mod. Mods are scum, by the way.
Subject: . Date: Oct 27 2006 06:00:09 PM Author: .
fuck religion fuck politics fuck the lot of ya
Subject: nollie Date: Oct 27 2006 04:36:51 PM Author: adultizer
he sais "break my nose - c'mon pleeeeeeese break it!!!"
Subject: rockabilly Date: Oct 27 2006 03:50:05 PM Author: johnny
... looks like he's having a good time. not being broody or moody. rockabilly is a fun put-on. unlike goth where you have to be all depressed all the time.
... I bet the Dalai Lama secretly wants to be a rockabilly.
Subject: hair Date: Oct 27 2006 03:40:02 PM Author: james
the hair is not a "cinch"
Subject: This guy really sucks Date: Oct 27 2006 02:49:03 PM Author: Duder
Seeing a kid this young with such a thought out "look", with a fucking matching huge tattoo, is sort of like seeing a 12 year old child soldier with an AK47. Enjoy being young and stupid and wearing hollister and shit. You have your whole life to be a contrived asshole.
Subject: This guy really sucks Date: Oct 27 2006 02:49:03 PM Author: Duder
Seeing a kid this young with such a thought out "look", with a fucking matching huge tattoo, is sort of like seeing a 12 year old child soldier with an AK47. Enjoy being young and stupid and wearing hollister and shit. You have your whole life to be a contrived asshole.
Subject: sERIOUSLY Date: Oct 27 2006 12:56:23 PM Author: SHOUP!
if you'd spent anytime around these rockabilly cheesehead meatheads you wouldn't recommend their look to anyone. All of the ones in Sf that I've ever seen seem they're the skinheads from the days or yore: sullen, tough, and a little thick. Also, they act like all nonchalant about their appearance, but spent hours perfecting their wardrobes hair and cars (and they still look like clowns). All so they can look like some lynch-happy douche from the old south. Gross.
Subject: fuck it Date: Oct 27 2006 12:27:23 PM Author: whatever
Subject: negro please Date: Oct 27 2006 11:13:05 AM Author: LaShawn_Blackman
that rockabilly revival trend peaked in about 1999
you're pretty fucking late to that party
Subject: waterface Date: Oct 27 2006 10:59:28 AM Author: I forgot, whoever I said I was before
Ok, that was over the top. Jimmy's not an actual idiot. Everything here is posted as way over the top. Let me scale it back:
"Jimmy, wake the f up and take a look at the timestamps. He posted two days ago. He beats the system and here's how in case you are unable to figure it out without me holding your hand:"
He cuts this from address bar:
http://viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=461
and then changes the number at end:
http://viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=499
Then there is a blank placeholder for a future posting. He puts comment in BEFORE the picure. Look at the time stamp on his post.
Have fun with this posting knowledge my fellow posters and dear friends.
Subject: the ayatollah of rock and rolla Date: Oct 27 2006 10:45:01 AM Author: fucktard the magnificent
fuck rockabilly psychobilly and fuckabilly. i prefer more of a 80s 50s like stray cats. not so much a 70s 50s like happy days. but 2000 50s? that sucks ass. I'm gonna start rockin top hats and monocles. sort of a 2000 1800s. then i will totally be a do!
Subject: rockabilly Date: Oct 27 2006 10:24:59 AM Author: Hamskimask
rocabillys have good taste in cars, and at they demand that their skanky ass women present themselves with some decorum. Even if your "bettie" just came down off a two-week crank bender she's going to be wearing makeup, heels, and a polka-dot dress to the country/punk band show. It matches the pock marks on her face!
Subject: cutting edge again, vice Date: Oct 27 2006 10:01:29 AM Author: Leela
Half the mallrats in SoCal are rocking the psychobilly look. Sure, it's fun to look at and kind of reminds me of "Crybaby", which was a good movie..but rebellious? Na.
Subject: Dense Crowd Watcher Date: Oct 27 2006 09:35:13 AM Author: waterface
Dude - Jimmy's an idiot because he didn't deduce that? Are you serious?
Damn, you use this comment board to feel better about yourself more than Firsty McFirst does.
Subject: bic llighters Date: Oct 27 2006 09:20:53 AM Author: fuckface
yeah... punks still beat rockabilly. flat black, pinstriping, pomeade, and 50's style jeans are all cool, but in the end this look is slightly more contrived than your average outlandish punk.
Subject: Jimmy, you're an idiot, it's ok. Date: Oct 27 2006 09:18:16 AM Author: Dense Crowd Watcher
"The fucker actually spends his time waiting for these things to be posted. What do you do you fuckin' idiot, sit there all fuckin' day hitting your reload button?"
"Sir Firsty" or whatever does this:
He cuts this from address bar:
http://viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=461
and then changes the number at end:
http://viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=499
Then there is a blank placeholder for a future posting. He puts comment in BEFORE the picure. Look at the time stamp on his post.
Have fun morons.
Subject: once again NO!!!!!!!!! Date: Oct 27 2006 08:01:52 AM Author: no!!!!!!!
the whole rockabilly revival thing has been happening for the past 8 years and at no point has it been good. Rockabillies have the most backward taste in music, clothes, cars and general culture. Rockabillies all tend to be moron's that have watched to much Hollywood and believe the bullplop that things were cool back then.
Also all Rockabilly women seem to look and act like dykes
Subject: zoot Date: Oct 27 2006 07:37:10 AM Author: Acquitted Murderer
Rockabilly is soooo 1980's. The 50's bad ass thing has been revived so many times, but it is possible to pull it off without looking like the lead singer from Lit. This young man has'nt lived long enough to do this right, so I recommend picking up James White and the Blacks, then proceed to reckless drinking and fucking for the next 3 years. By 25, he will be worshipped by all his lacrosse buddies.
Subject: homo Date: Oct 27 2006 07:31:44 AM Author: Pablo
He's a massive homo
Subject: spotty cock Date: Oct 27 2006 06:53:14 AM Author: joe blow
All I want to know is what the hell is a spotty cock?
Subject: Tattoo Date: Oct 27 2006 06:41:52 AM Author: Snake
Ax, it's a skeleton's hand holding a mic with a full moon in the background. Rock and Roll will never die (just upgrade its mics) or something.
Subject: Tattoo Date: Oct 27 2006 05:16:50 AM Author: Peter
Ax, the tatto is of someone's creepy hand holding an oldfashioned microphone above the water. The mic is a rockabilly thing, the rest I don't get either
Subject: whatever Date: Oct 27 2006 05:15:07 AM Author: .... like blah ....
fuck the do, fuck the don't.
fuck sir firsty and him crack whore mother.
punk thinks he's the big man all first with his lame rick james chapelle shite... WRONG!!!!!! your a punk with little else to do but lurk waiting for new do's.. get your small spotty cock out of your hand do something with your life!!
sir wankey mcwank!!
Subject: Rockabilly Date: Oct 27 2006 04:51:58 AM Author: Mr. Clean
Yes, rockabilly, burlesque and all that shit is very "hip" right now. Better do like Amy Winehouse and get those voluptuous lady tattoos this minute before they go out of fashion next week. They're SO fresh! And yeah, you didn't miss that Dita Von Teese show at KOKO the other night? That was so fresh. She's so fresh. She's all white and shit, very fresh. Her husband's a rockabilly, right? Fresh! Yes, have you heard the last albums with The Cramps? No? Oh hold on, I meant Wolfmother! They're fresh! Oh sorry, I meant Tiger Army! Psychobilly! The next big thing! I've heard Dita Von Teese's forthcoming show will feature her dressed up as a flaming zombie skull. Fresh indeed.
Subject: u Date: Oct 27 2006 04:04:41 AM Author: f
That is the gayest DO I have ever read. That guy is the quintessential DON"T! Rockibilly is about as popular as US foreign policy only with more Dead Iraqi's!
Subject: Enlighten me Date: Oct 27 2006 03:26:33 AM Author: Ax
Please excuse my ignorance, it's probably really obvious but what is the tattoo of?
To me, it looks kinda of like the top-of-an-outboard-motor/android-head bursting out of a wave. Which it probably isn't...
Subject: pigeonholes Date: Oct 27 2006 03:14:46 AM Author: fuck haute couture
Fuck punk. Fuck trying to be a hippie. Fuck rockabilly. Fuck themes. It's all bullshit. Defining yourself by what you wear or what kind of music you listen to is for people without personalities. In a few years sailor jerry tattoos and koi pond tattoos and nautical fucking stars and this guys tattoo will all be finished. You can take down your greaser hairdo but I hope, one day, you look back at the dumbass tattoo you got when you were "under 20" and it was part of the look you had then and realize that no one is impressed any more.
Subject: Sir Firsty McFirst Date: Oct 27 2006 02:41:57 AM Author: Jimmy
The fucker actually spends his time waiting for these things to be posted. What do you do you fuckin' idiot, sit there all fuckin' day hitting your reload button?
Subject: NYC=AMAZING! Date: Oct 27 2006 01:43:53 AM Author: fagsalot
So Rockabilly is big in New York right now? Way to stay cutting edge, dudes!
And you guys are just getting into Arial Pink, I see. That's great! Did you find out about him on NPR?
Subject: baby w Date: Oct 27 2006 01:39:01 AM Author: w
yeah except most of the girls over do it.
Subject: sigh Date: Oct 27 2006 12:49:04 AM Author: Mike Ness
Great. Social Distortion cover bands. Just what the world needs most.
Subject: you're slow Date: Oct 27 2006 12:06:14 AM Author: so what
punk
Subject: Take that, bitches. Date: Oct 25 2006 03:59:11 AM Author: Sir Firsty McFirst
It's a celebration!
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