Can you beat this? He brought ghetto matching to Suicidal Tendencies, Yasser Arafat, and the cutters from Breaking Away. It’s as though East Harlem was a Bill and Ted collection of all the greatest people throughout history.



young sneezy, on Apr 22 2009 10:29:58 AM wrote:
the Bloods could be a lil less ridiculous if they all dressed like this.


Date: Jun 03 2008 06:30:30 PM
Author: blip

ster



Date: May 23 2008 09:59:04 PM
Author: really?

there's a don't that has a dude rockin a palestinian scarf...except he's white. so whats the deal? black guys make things cooler? i know you say they do, but they don't necessarily. lame.



Date: May 08 2008 03:29:42 AM
Author: Cruz

he gotta be a pepsi hater!



Subject: him
Date: Feb 20 2008 01:49:54 AM
Author: me

tight pants wearing ass niggah.

<3



Subject: ??!????
Date: Dec 30 2007 01:20:17 AM
Author: michelle o.

Ninjasonik ???



Subject: fly
Date: Sep 30 2007 03:05:10 PM
Author: christina

flyest dude



Subject: That dude is ill...
Date: Sep 19 2007 12:13:02 AM
Author: SLUTLUST 75

This is how it goes:

We do us for years, then it gets trendy, then we have to switch it up when it show's up at K-Mart or something. The minute someone does something creative it's edgy and underground. The minute it gets popular it sucks. Fuck it. We invented it and are taking it back. Some of us just don't give a fuck what you dudes think anymore... Plus that shit is real borderline homo if you on some straight shit.

Vice is not gonna give you a job for your petty observations. That dude is genuine, at least that one dude put his Myspace thing up there. If you



Subject: Chops
Date: Aug 16 2007 07:12:47 AM
Author: 9 out of ten orthodontists

This is obviously a white grill that he slips over his actual teeh which, inexplicably, are made of gold and cubic zirconium.



Subject: guigui
Date: Jun 27 2007 09:28:00 PM
Author: poosdj

I can't help but want to play drums, or, ride my bike with this guy. Or something.... I can't tell my intentions just yet. He's so captivating. No, not really. He's probably a huge douchebag. Or really fucking neat-o.



Subject: c'mon guys!
Date: Jun 05 2007 11:11:26 PM
Author: d-blizzle

this is a really cool cat, and talented dj that gets the party poppin' while you fuckin' losers criticize, granted he does smell a lil funky, but wha ya gonna do??



Subject: 000
Date: Jun 01 2007 12:47:11 AM
Author: ooo

This guy is awesome. I have so much to learn about product placment.ps www.vihl.net



Subject: Fag
Date: May 03 2007 05:25:28 PM
Author: DooWap

Fag, what more can one say ?



Subject: stay fly
Date: May 02 2007 08:19:10 PM
Author: 57

how we do



Subject: ?
Date: Apr 17 2007 04:03:50 PM
Author: sarge

His scarf isnt Yasser Arafat. It's Jordanian. Yasser Arafat wore a black and white palestinian scarf.



Subject: DOs & Donts
Date: Jan 08 2007 09:38:50 PM
Author: Cioncrete Fist

Gavin McPenis has admitted that on many occassions the DOs and DONTs are random. There are DOs put in the DONTs and vice-versa.
What makes DOs and DONTs so compelling is your own self-consciousness and fear of being judged. You want to make sure you're not a DONT and it feels good when you agree that a DONT is a DONT. That and the mean-ass cutting up of poor unsuspecting fools is what lines McPenis's pockets with cash money. You laugh at others, but McPenis laughs at you.



Subject: good goog-a-moog-eh
Date: Jan 03 2007 10:32:30 PM
Author: you got jokes, huh.

looking in closet* thought* if it's red and white it's all right. git it right. git it right get it tight.



Subject: khmer rouge
Date: Dec 13 2006 11:15:52 PM
Author: al

the cambodian communist look is totally in



Subject: man yo
Date: Aug 16 2006 06:49:25 PM
Author: mf-villain

(man a thats my brother)man fuck you below you a soft ass nigga ill get quasimoto to put a brick in you nigga



Subject: ...
Date: May 22 2006 06:51:54 PM
Author: ...

Can anyone say "special" bus??



Subject: poligrip ad?
Date: May 18 2006 12:19:19 AM
Author: dentist the menice

jesus christ, what's up those teeth?
some mothafuckin dentures or what.
dude get to an orthodontist.

you're fly - almost - but please my arab brutha get some dentures that fit and spread on that super poligrip thick. then you'd be good to go.



Subject: .
Date: May 15 2006 01:33:51 PM
Author: AMM

flyest dude in my galaxy

...haters be gone...



Subject: DO
Date: May 11 2006 08:14:40 PM
Author: erica

hell ya this shit is tight!



Subject: umm no
Date: May 11 2006 01:16:27 AM
Author: myspace.com/pistole

this nigga always smells like a fuckin bum. like shit!



Subject: All Day
Date: May 10 2006 02:07:39 PM
Author: 57

Flyest dude I've ever met.



Subject: 5435435
Date: May 09 2006 05:09:25 PM
Author: Genius

Fuck. This look is so played out, it's turning into a DON'T.



Subject: coke guy
Date: May 05 2006 06:52:03 AM
Author: whitneyhouston

this guy could give my Bobby a run for his money. Can i have his number, he looks like he knows where to score and im runnin low on stones.



Subject: ..
Date: Apr 20 2006 03:45:24 PM
Author: l

vice sucks the same way american apparel sucks



Subject: of course
Date: Apr 20 2006 03:40:14 PM
Author: l

of course they like this guy everything in the fucking do's is is obvious and like subtly trendy this is such a trendy art fag les not even from nyc magazine



Subject: secret hidden level
Date: Apr 14 2006 07:40:42 AM
Author: totally radical

totally.

vice do's update 2.
You are also a "do" if you are black and not homeless.



Subject: sexy ass niga
Date: Apr 10 2006 02:38:27 AM
Author: gritso

this niggga's sexy



Subject: yo
Date: Apr 08 2006 05:55:05 PM
Author: yo

I met this cat 2-3 times and he always smells like shit. i guess thats cool though



Subject: wtf?
Date: Apr 08 2006 11:23:42 AM
Author: Serge.

This guy looks like a big red cum rag. The Suicidal Tendecies is a great look if your a brick layer in some 3rd world country.



Subject: impossible
Date: Apr 08 2006 12:01:11 AM
Author: senor blanco

oh... he's not white... he's so cool.
i'm pretty sure he's not.



Subject: fuck my daddy?
Date: Apr 05 2006 11:45:33 AM
Author: baby dick

if you kiss a man on Lafayette street vice will give you daps.



Subject: fuck my daddy?
Date: Apr 05 2006 11:44:36 AM
Author: baby dick

if you strap a basket of fruit to a skateboard and roll it down Lafayette street., vice will give it a pound.



Subject: fuck my daddy?
Date: Apr 05 2006 11:40:04 AM
Author: baby dick

if you strap a basket of fruit to a skateboard, vice will give it a pound.



Subject: 1987
Date: Apr 04 2006 11:46:54 AM
Author: Miss Woo

It looks like 1987 barfed all over this guy



Subject: klootzacs
Date: Apr 04 2006 09:32:04 AM
Author: er-er

Arafat scarves are sooooo 3 years ago...really(rolls eyes).

I expected more from you guys than this tired hipster circle jerk.

Snoogs.



Subject: oo's and ohn'ts
Date: Apr 02 2006 04:47:35 PM
Author: contemporary criticism


For those of you that don't read Vice very often, this magazine uses "do," and "don't" in the same way that a two year old uses his little baby finger to point at anything mildly remarkable as he sits in the carseat of the back of his mother's minivan.

"ooo" "ohnt"



Subject: get off his dick
Date: Apr 02 2006 04:14:15 PM
Author: myspace.com/archaic1

"oh let me touch you" f******s



Subject: wat the
Date: Apr 02 2006 08:53:42 AM
Author: Aniela

this is just further proof that the people that work for vice are brainless. whats more is that its FURTHER proof that i'm brainless to be reading this brainless shit. excuse me while i choke on my apple, this guy is so... fugly. and i like brown guyz.



Subject: ?
Date: Apr 01 2006 10:13:40 PM
Author: gb

Is this an april fools joke?



Subject: .
Date: Apr 01 2006 10:02:21 PM
Author: .

So fly



Subject: neckerchief shit
Date: Apr 01 2006 07:48:49 PM
Author: daniel

terrorist chic...hmmm, gay!



Subject: camera's
Date: Apr 01 2006 05:56:40 PM
Author: digital

k, seriously, I know the photography revolution is great and all, but when's this shit gonna stop? I was totally checking out the picture I just took while you took my picture man, that's fucked bro, jah. jah I know. Do you wanna like take more photos of eachother taking photos? yeah, man, that's fucking, real fucking.



Subject: .
Date: Apr 01 2006 04:16:04 PM
Author: .

B's up



Subject: Breaking Away
Date: Apr 01 2006 04:04:08 PM
Author: bdwizz

Good call on the Breaking Away.



Subject: zoom zoom
Date: Apr 01 2006 02:30:29 PM
Author: Sluticia "FLaVa" McWhore

Eww..he looks like a Mexican racecar.



Subject: BLOODS
Date: Apr 01 2006 01:33:13 PM
Author: 3507321C

MOTHERFUCKER GONNA GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN' IN THAT SHIT.



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