This girl looks like she was abandoned in an alleyway at a young age and raised by garbage.



Date: May 29 2008 10:44:27 AM
Author: peter

Shes about to nip off a loaf!



Date: Apr 25 2008 02:25:35 AM
Author: matt

a lot of tattoos = a lot of STDs



Subject: .
Date: Dec 20 2007 05:09:23 PM
Author: ©

can you picture her stark nekkkked?



Subject:
Date: Nov 28 2007 11:07:29 PM
Author:

id hit it



Subject: Flash from the past
Date: Oct 24 2007 07:32:40 PM
Author: Your momma

This is SOOOOO 1998 PHTTTT...........



Subject: ...
Date: Aug 11 2007 01:57:15 AM
Author: ...

Sad only because, sans tattoos, she's actually quite pretty. So sad..........



Subject: 000
Date: Jun 03 2007 05:00:12 PM
Author: 000

WHAT!!its bike couriers like this that wiil have to go from town to town after y2k.When that hits she,ll be a nessecity DO



Subject: typical ny cynicism
Date: May 26 2007 12:21:56 PM
Author: Bamboogie

maybe abandoned in an alleyway ... but raised by garbage?! That's way too fucking mean.

She'd be cute sans tats



Subject: soy locamente enamorado
Date: Feb 26 2007 12:03:50 AM
Author: godkillah

damn i'm in love



Subject: Silver-tongued charm.
Date: Feb 20 2007 02:45:32 PM
Author: Maximo Marc

"This girl looks like she was abandoned in an alleyway at a young age and raised by garbage."

In my day, we REALLY had it tough - you'd be thankful to the point of tears if you could get abandoned in an alleyway at a young age. And being raised by garbage - Luxury, I tell you, oh the luxury of it! Lucky bastard!



Subject: hmm
Date: Feb 07 2007 04:20:09 AM
Author: gigi

why do people insist on puting these huge ugly tribal tattoes on their body?they looks like some kid had fun with a marker while they we re past out drunk



Subject: what?
Date: Dec 01 2006 10:13:08 PM
Author: rg

Most of yu are assholes, its just a fashion thing. What's cool? It changes every day. I think she has a nice face.
rg



Subject: lookalike
Date: Nov 07 2006 12:53:38 PM
Author: clerk

rosario dawson???
well....



Subject: girl
Date: Oct 18 2006 12:23:28 AM
Author: the future

This is exactly how I imagined people would dress in 2006 ten years ago.

She kind of looks like she's just stepped out of johnny memonic.



Subject: ...
Date: Oct 06 2006 07:26:49 AM
Author: Miss X.

All I see is a pile of vomit



Subject: garbage...
Date: Oct 05 2006 09:27:38 PM
Author: Crackalicious Chick

raised in the alleyway by garbage, thats rough VICE...

why not say it straight up.

that bitch is busted.



Subject: i think i shot that at avalon.
Date: Oct 03 2006 09:47:42 PM
Author: the lovely brenda

hahahaha. upstairs in the spider club.



Subject: trashy
Date: Sep 30 2006 09:26:29 PM
Author: Serena?

I think I farted in this girl's face at a Citizen Fish show at Abc no Rio in High School.



Subject: Messenger Bag Skirts?
Date: Sep 30 2006 05:19:24 PM
Author: Das Gooch

Now thats innovation! What a clever girl, using an old messenger bag as a skirt. Clever, but fucking retarded in practice.

And, on a related note, how does one come to realize that an old messenger back could possibly used as a skirt?



Subject: punk is (dead)
Date: Sep 30 2006 04:01:26 PM
Author: so

hahahahahahaha!



Subject: condi
Date: Sep 30 2006 01:19:15 AM
Author: charolastra

her head reminds me of condoleezza rice for some reason.



Subject: Um
Date: Sep 29 2006 08:27:33 PM
Author: Logan

Didn't she give hugh grant a blowjob?



Subject: you look like shit
Date: Sep 29 2006 04:02:26 PM
Author: trill

yeah, she does look like crap.. whats so funny is that she went out dressed like this thinking that shed maybe get some props from you guys.. but no.. no props and she went out looking like shit.. nice night..



Subject: she's a babe
Date: Sep 28 2006 11:44:40 PM
Author: marcusbondi

man - she's way hot - previous posts were right - a real man don't care about fashion on a chick- sheesh!



Subject: you guys are mean
Date: Sep 28 2006 08:13:46 AM
Author: 'tattoo police?'

I don't know, man. This girl is very cute. And I bet she IS smart. Her mode of dress looks good on her. She looks like a fun person to hang out with. Esp. compared to the 'DO' that immediately follows her, who looks like a pretty dull person. Her tattoo is fine, and it CERTAINLY looks better on her than it would on most other humans. I'm almost glad that so many people seem to be disinterested in her, because it means I'd have a better chance of talking to her at a party.

Jesus, this girl is CERTAINLY not someone chicks would keep around to make them look cuter. She would end up making them look boring.



Subject: you think..
Date: Sep 27 2006 06:34:30 PM
Author: !

Think she's wearing underwear?



Subject: lips
Date: Sep 27 2006 12:38:03 AM
Author: Acquitted Murderer

I bet you that the guy that gets her in the sack and actually sees her body without clothes, for some reason, "can't get it up".



Subject: .
Date: Sep 26 2006 11:34:04 PM
Author: .

I was abandoned in an alley at a young age and raised by garbage, and take offense at that remark...



Subject: ho
Date: Sep 26 2006 07:50:28 PM
Author: asdf

the men attracted to this shit
deserve it.



Subject: Correction...
Date: Sep 26 2006 07:47:34 PM
Author: Matty

Moon Garbage. It looks like she was abandoned in MOON garbage. Fuckin' astro-skirt.



Subject: !!!
Date: Sep 26 2006 12:26:33 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

but, fuck, wait, I just noticed the shoes and the fat silver laces!!! Fucking dope!!!



Subject: blech
Date: Sep 26 2006 12:18:47 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

She´s cute and looks as if she might not be as vain and petty as some of the other people attending the party, but belly tattoos are always a no-no, she´s about twenty pounds too heavy for that "skirt" and her shirt looks like techicolor throw-up.



Subject: This girl
Date: Sep 26 2006 07:37:06 AM
Author: Eric

This girl is literarally wearing a piece of luggage. She asked for it.



Subject: but the shoes i can't explain
Date: Sep 26 2006 01:37:03 AM
Author: kitty dukakis

she pissed her dress and had to leave in her backpack.



Subject: gadget
Date: Sep 26 2006 01:34:54 AM
Author: widget

she has one of those gadget things attatched to her bag.
bet she found it in a garbage can no?



Subject: fuq
Date: Sep 26 2006 01:16:07 AM
Author: tits mcgee

is her skirt a laptop bag?



Subject: recycle cycle!
Date: Sep 26 2006 01:06:17 AM
Author: oscar the grouch

raised by garbage? yep, that sounds about right...



Subject: That dress
Date: Sep 25 2006 11:34:57 PM
Author: kure kure takora

That dress is an old old Illig skirt from long long ago. Like a real long time ago.

It would work if she was 5'2", 100 pounds, and looked like that chick from the show Lazy Town.

On a chick that looks like she's about as burnt out as they come, the only solution is burkas.



Subject: vonu you have the right attitude
Date: Sep 25 2006 10:55:34 PM
Author: vee vee

i'm glad to see that son.



Subject: move west baby!
Date: Sep 25 2006 10:21:58 PM
Author: vonu

you are all fucking faggatards. this girl is a dreamboat. sure she made some missteps along the way, but to me that just says she has the courage to live. and I think the outfit is cute!!



Subject: ..
Date: Sep 25 2006 09:39:31 PM
Author: iik

That "tribal" tatoo alone relegates her to the don'ts.



Subject: that girl is really good looking
Date: Sep 25 2006 08:49:21 PM
Author: vee vee

On a scale of 1 to 10 she is a 10. A 9.5 if you are really picky. I don't really love what she is wearing and think she could make better choices but so what. She has a beautiful face, a nice smile, and pretty skin.

Even with that not so great outfit on, she is still too good for all you haters. I doubt any of the guys who are insulting her will ever have a girlfriend who looks that good.

She can always change her clothes or just not wear any.

I like her tatoos too. She did something a little off the beaten path with them and the neck one is placed well.
And the girls insulting her aren't as good looking as she is, that is a given.



Subject: Leave her alone!
Date: Sep 25 2006 08:40:02 PM
Author: Duder

She is cute, and she doesn't really care. She made a bad decision about the tattoo, but I forgive her. I want to take her on a date and be really nice to her and hopefully we'd get along. I bet she's smart.



Subject: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Date: Sep 25 2006 07:00:59 PM
Author: ytf

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
this is hideous! Jesus Christ! what the fuck is she thinking? this is seriously a fucking nightmare. God, why? Why?



Subject: I'd name her Jemima
Date: Sep 25 2006 06:46:06 PM
Author: Typical Honky Ass Vice Reader

She's so cute!!! I'd love to hire her as my maid!!!! It would be sooooo cool. She could give me sassy advice on men and we'd call each other "girl" all the time. Do you think she'd let me pay her in blunts and jheri curl grease?



Subject: ouch
Date: Sep 25 2006 06:40:01 PM
Author: annan

raver-wear gone wrong. well, i guess raver-wear generally is wrong.



Subject: is she wearing a carry-on luggage
Date: Sep 25 2006 06:13:01 PM
Author: apm

as a skirt? this is going to end badly.



Subject: magungo
Date: Sep 25 2006 06:08:32 PM
Author: dapwell

eh, without the tat or that disgusting garbage gypsy skirt, whatevz



Subject: .
Date: Sep 25 2006 05:46:18 PM
Author: .

oh you dont even want the wrath of the garbage gypsy. you have no idea.



Subject: it's a pity
Date: Sep 25 2006 05:35:11 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

Seriously, the sight of tattoos makes me nauseous anymore. I can't even eat when in the presence of some illustrated guy or gal. She'd be cool otherwise.



Subject: Fuck that....
Date: Sep 25 2006 05:14:18 PM
Author: wally

this girl is a definite DO...i don't even get what's bad about the outfit...i would kick it to her



Subject: wrong wrong
Date: Sep 25 2006 04:46:07 PM
Author: pisa

apparently sally u dont frequent vice enough to know that everyone gives all the pictures heat no matter if it has a n't or not



Subject: minus the n't
Date: Sep 25 2006 03:56:39 PM
Author: sally

everyone here is pretty mean... i mean i wouldn't wear that outfit but if thats what she feels for wearing then fuck it. if you left the out n and t and wrote a different caption she'd be a do and you guys wouldn't be making fun of her.



Subject: skirt
Date: Sep 25 2006 03:08:22 PM
Author: ew

did she pee herself and just use that instead of pants? i could imagine that. then she goes around all smug thinking shes 'kooky'



Subject: eh...
Date: Sep 25 2006 03:31:20 PM
Author: Stev3

I'd hit it. What type of guy cares about fashion anyway?



Subject: hahaha hehe
Date: Sep 25 2006 03:14:26 PM
Author: boba jon wayne

why do girls like this think that by being "one of the lads", dressing like sluts and getting macho tatoo's, they will get respect from men or women.
THEY WON'T. Men only talk to them because it is easy to see a quick shag. And other women only talk to them to fill the "ugly friend that makes me look better" job.



Subject: Luggage
Date: Sep 25 2006 02:57:11 PM
Author: Samsonite

See how she's all smiling and posing (horribly) for the picture? That's her thinking that she's blessing the camera. Wrong. Wrong!



Subject: "skirt"
Date: Sep 25 2006 02:33:13 PM
Author: Burrito

The mystery here is how you can define this as a skirt. It looks like a garment bag has been wrapped around her waist and attached with plastic clips (note the handle on her left side). "Raised by garbage," indeed.



Subject: Skirts? Tattoos? Oh my!
Date: Sep 25 2006 02:13:23 PM
Author: Chanel

That tattoo is ewww.

What mystery do skirts create? If you've seen one you've seen them all.



Subject: Skirts? Tattoos? Oh my!
Date: Sep 25 2006 02:13:23 PM
Author: Chanel

That tattoo is ewww.

What mystery do skirts create? If you've seen one you've seen them all.



Subject: .
Date: Sep 25 2006 02:14:27 PM
Author: .

Harsh.



Subject: Second!
Date: Sep 25 2006 02:11:23 PM
Author: Peter

Am I the only one who thinks that see-through slits are stupid, because the spoil the mystery and anticipation that skirts are supposed to create?



Subject: is that bird shit on your neck?
Date: Sep 25 2006 02:08:47 PM
Author: MEESH

oh that's your tattoo...
we really need a tattoo police!



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