Sometimes when we see sandals and cargo shorts and sluts in shirts that say “Diva,” we think nobody’s listening. Then Fast Times boner fantasies like these walk into the room and it’s like they’re mind readers.
truth, on Dec 16 2008 02:17:15 AM wrote: not so supermodel girls
put more effort in sex
they always think they have to compensate
+ well placed shabbyness is pure sex
thats the rock in this picture
i absolutely dig this
Date: May 31 2008 02:59:39 PM Author: Dopez
DO look like an extra in boogie nights?
Date: May 09 2008 03:49:05 PM Author: sam
both are hideous. cunt on the right looks like eric stoltz in mask. your guys' 10 is my 3. it's beyond a matter of taste, you're just fucking wrong.
Date: May 02 2008 08:18:09 PM Author: ceebsahhh
Well, they are okay and all, but once the acromegaly sets in they won't look so hot.
Date: Apr 07 2008 12:47:22 PM Author: they
got horse faces NEEEHHHHH
Date: Apr 03 2008 11:46:43 AM Author: !
girl on right totally goes to my church
Subject: Well, hey. Date: Feb 20 2008 03:17:04 AM Author: the9file
The one on the left would be more attractive if she was less shiny.
Subject: don't Date: Feb 16 2008 02:31:58 AM Author: gack
Burn victims and trannies are not sexy.
Subject: puts me in mind of the classic phrase... Date: Feb 07 2008 04:26:10 PM Author: bone
...'body like baywatchm face like crimewatch'
or the less imaginative alternative
'like a turd atop a cake'
Subject: e Date: Jan 19 2008 03:21:31 PM Author: c
polos are a don't
Subject: all Date: Dec 25 2007 08:36:43 PM Author: al
all we need here are two paper bags...
Subject: that one.... Date: Oct 01 2007 12:37:19 AM Author: marley
the one to the left is a female Jon Heder. But with that outfit, she can be anyones dynamite.
their busted faces just make them hotter. they look like they're having sex just standing there.
Subject: FOR SOMEBODY IM FINNA KILL SOMEBODY Date: Sep 19 2007 06:33:39 PM Author: HELL RELL
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE TWO DONKEYSNOUT BITCHES? DISCOVERY ZONE? THEY LOOK FUCKABLE IN THOSE OUTFITS BUT ARE YOU SERIOUS B? THESE TWO GOT FACES THAT WOULD MAKE YOU REAL UPSET WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AT 7AM AND SHE'S STILL ASLEEP IN A CRAZY "WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN" POSE WITH HER MOUTH WIDE OPEN BREATHING FUNNY AND HER MAKEUP ALL SMEARED.
Subject: horsey Date: Aug 06 2007 05:01:23 PM Author: mike
these bitches are so ugly i thought it was a joke.
Subject: blind guy Date: Aug 04 2007 11:19:39 AM Author: hairy palms
this is a nerd's wet dream. wearing knee high gym socks with those shorts and nice fitting collar shirts. i must penetrate them.
Subject: they look like the type. Date: Jul 02 2007 10:15:17 PM Author: daddy
come come gals, lets bump in the bathroom real quick
Subject: suck my junk Date: Jun 24 2007 11:05:54 PM Author: jerome
those bitches are naysti gutta hos
Subject: ruca Date: Jun 24 2007 12:35:19 AM Author: tom t
"White girls please keep snorting speed and smoking crack while the zillions of Latinas in the US, with good teeth and nice asses, keep snatching up all the white boys who hate anyone who resembles thier sisters! Thank you."
haha that's pretty true, atleast in my case. i love me some butter pecan... where you at? haha ;D
Subject: yeah Date: Jun 24 2007 12:31:12 AM Author: tom t
gotta agree, their outfits would be boner inducing on hot chicks, but these two... bleck! XP
Subject: no Date: May 14 2007 06:48:10 PM Author: shit
yeah, look at their faces. then imagine them in 10 years
Subject: these bitches Date: Apr 24 2007 12:36:52 AM Author: dickface
these bitches are lame... and ugly. vice is fucking gay!
Subject: oh come on Date: Apr 04 2007 05:27:45 PM Author: Louis XIV
this is what happens when man mates horse.
Subject: this Date: Mar 21 2007 05:05:49 PM Author: picture
still makes me horny. not like one day it will stop making me horny. i think i'll check back when i'm like 60. i hope it works out. my theory is if you're not in a committed relationship by that time, you turn into a gross old gay man.
Subject: Weird Date: Feb 03 2007 06:24:08 PM Author: Huh?
"and they are NOT 10s but girls who look ok with out make up.. "
Do you know what makeup looks like? they are both wearing it, dood.
Subject: This photo Date: Jan 24 2007 04:39:40 PM Author: Butterscotch
"They look like extras in Jessica Simpson's video...the one with Andy's dick in it"
In actuallity, they are extra's in the video for "gotta get myself into it" by the Rapture, shot at Empire Skates in Brooklyn. I should know... I'm the redhead in the background (just over the left shoulder of the girl on the left).
If it makes you guys feel any better, there is not a single shot of these girls in the actual video.
Subject: ? Date: Nov 23 2006 04:39:13 AM Author: chubz
the chick on the right needs to donate some chin to the chick on the left so they can be equally ugly.
Subject: whoo whoo whoa whah Date: Nov 03 2006 06:30:02 AM Author: Objective Chaz
eurgh bloody hell, these birds are well rough. youve really missed the nail with that one, blimey.
Subject: Vice Date: Oct 25 2006 06:14:54 PM Author: Goldchain
Any girl with high white socks and evryone jizzes in their pants. It's hot but not jizz worthy.
Subject: sluts in shirts that say "diva" Date: Oct 20 2006 12:36:15 AM Author: Diva
hahaha my name is diva
Subject: Yes Date: Oct 09 2006 10:43:40 PM Author: Ruca
White girls please keep snorting speed and smoking crack while the zillions of Latinas in the US, with good teeth and nice asses, keep snatching up all the white boys who hate anyone who resembles thier sisters! Thank you.
Subject: uhhh Date: Oct 08 2006 02:20:53 AM Author: dude
girl on the left is a model and fuckin hot. look at the website posted by bitchplease...
ouchouchouchouchouchouch. i'm trying my best to get as many as these as possible before i grow too old.
Subject: notthatigiveashit Date: Sep 25 2006 08:01:43 PM Author: but
Didn't you guys recently give a big DON'T to a woman cuz she was wearing tube socks and heels? Like in the last month?
Subject: ha ha ha Date: Sep 25 2006 10:06:01 AM Author: Miami 420
some people may say they are sluts... and they are NOT 10s but girls who look ok with out make up.. thats cool... I bet these two are freaks... i would do them both!!!
Doesn't the chick on the right work for vice. She's not allowed to be in Do's and Don'ts. It's like incest.
Subject: crazy like Fox news Date: Sep 21 2006 11:47:07 PM Author: Lindsay Graham
Mask. That's good. I was gonna say John Kerry's nutsack.
Subject: Obvious Date: Sep 21 2006 02:26:42 PM Author: Cher
Too lazy to read the other posts to see if this was said, but that chick on the right looks like the kid from "Mask". Not good.
And the chick on the left, while pretty darned appealing from the neck down, has the face of that 'special' girl that rode the shortbus that you never talked to but later found out that the bus driver was nailing, and you thought, "well, good for them, the ugly fucks," before the bus driver went to jail and you never saw the girl again.
Subject: 1/2 good call Date: Sep 21 2006 11:26:59 AM Author: d
The girl on the left is just as Vice claims, very 80s highschoolmovieish and doable
However, the girl on the right doesn't really make it. Her face seems like that of a 40 yr old. Putting that face on a highschooluniform is just a little too conspicuous. Acting your age unfortunately applies to the age you Look like. Its tough, but so's the world.
Sure, the socks might validate a fuck. But afterwards, you'd hate her, and yrself.
Subject: ugly bitches Date: Sep 21 2006 12:13:14 AM Author: james
why are these 2 chicks a Do? cuz i wouldn't do them
Subject: these two Date: Sep 20 2006 10:36:34 PM Author: cuzz
i would easily sleep with either of them - provided they kept those socks on.
THESE CHICKS IS HOT. YOU FUCKING LOSERS CAN'T THINK FOR YOURSELVES. YOU A BUNCH OF PUSSIES. WOULDNT KNOW HOT IF IT SNACKED ON YOUR JONSTICK.
Subject: e Date: Sep 20 2006 08:20:07 PM Author: w
the girl on the right looks like John Merrick for God's sake. That's what you're fantasising about?
Subject: but... Date: Sep 20 2006 08:17:23 PM Author: i like it
i like it but.....in real life if you began to even say hello it would be like "oh my god he's trying to fuck me.....!!!" chill out lady, i just want to really know how you are, not get into your pants(yet)
Subject: YEAH I AGREE Date: Sep 20 2006 06:05:55 PM Author: GROSS OUT
I have to say these chicks are gross, if indeed they are female , uuuuuugleeee....chuuuugleee
Subject: si Date: Sep 20 2006 02:49:15 PM Author: pross
the one on the left has a short chin face thing, and the one on the right has a long face, they must of meet on a chat room and decided to combine forces.
How did crackhead Rosanna Arquette and Jay Leno's daughter make the Do's? I understand that some of the hottest girls are half-ugly, especially hot greek girls. But the arrow is pointing towards nasty on these two.
Subject: M Date: Sep 20 2006 11:40:52 AM Author: O
They look like extras in Jessica Simpson's video...the one with Andy's dick in it
Where was this picture taken? It looks like a Chuck-E-Cheese, with all the multi-coloured plastic moldings and light. Hey ladies, skee-ball?
Subject: socks Date: Sep 20 2006 11:27:24 AM Author: sexy
"American Apparel socks should only be worn with nothing."
my sentiments exactly.
if broads are gonna start running around with thier fuck socks on in public, then they might as well steart wearing their bras over their tees, too.
mind you, you'll see that trend in the next AA catalog...
Subject: gross Date: Sep 20 2006 11:25:28 AM Author: JCEEZ
dude, these two chicks are UGLY!
U G L Y you aint got no alibi!
Subject: best friends mom Date: Sep 20 2006 10:53:31 AM Author: jonny 2 beers
coupla great broads. Lefty rocks in a goofy 'Shelley Duvall' type way. They're dressed like my best friends moms in those long ago far off 70's summer saturday's. All that's missing twixt them is a garden fence...
Subject: best friends mom Date: Sep 20 2006 10:53:31 AM Author: jonny 2 beers
coupla great broads. Lefty rocks in a goofy 'Shelley Duvall' type way. They're dressed like my best friends moms in those long ago far off 70's summer saturday's. All that's missing twixt them is a garden fence...
Subject: What the fuck?! Date: Sep 20 2006 10:40:06 AM Author: Dru
Socks with fucking sandals? Blech! Their strike zones make me hungry, though.
Subject: gross Date: Sep 20 2006 10:31:22 AM Author: greg
These chicks would be hot if their faces didn't look like The Mask.
Subject: nothing matters Date: Sep 20 2006 10:19:42 AM Author: Tony Badassassino
Why even bother commenting on this. After all, the above DO has been brought to us by our friends at American Apparel. It doesn't matter what these chicks look like. All that matters is that this product has beamed into your cerebral cortex accompanied by the positive association of it being a DO. No matter how much you try to rebel, the message stating that you'll be accepted in society if you wear shitty retro fashions will forever haunt you. Acceptance is a very powerful force. Look above at how ridiculously people will dress just to fit in. That's how advertising works. What's Vice gonna do anyways, not sell off its most popular, commercial ready endeavor to the corporation? Please.
Subject: .. Date: Sep 20 2006 09:40:42 AM Author: MerBear
Two Butter Faces.
Subject: socks Date: Sep 20 2006 09:27:22 AM Author: smashistpanties
American Apparel socks scrunched into heels were a fucking DON'T just a month ago! You suck!
Subject: the scrunch Date: Sep 20 2006 09:13:11 AM Author: laffy taffy
The girl on the left - it's not her chin that's bothering me. Or her teeth. Or her soggy shorts.
It's the socks. They're scrunching up. You can see it, and it's making my wee-wee uncomfortable.
American Apparel socks should only be worn with nothing.
Subject: THATS THE POINT Date: Sep 20 2006 03:17:32 AM Author: Nikki9Lives.
They are supposed to represent cheap, easy but filling lays. Albeit a tad on the greasy, geneticly malformed side
Like the fast food of teen sex.
All those obsesed with good bone structure don't fucking get it.
Hats off vice.
Subject: eh Date: Sep 20 2006 02:22:33 AM Author: clay
unfortunate face esp. on the left one though.
Subject: Chins Date: Sep 20 2006 01:31:06 AM Author: Ax
They both good from the neck down but what is with their chins? Girl on left doesn't have one and the girl on the right has a massive one. Maybe their great outfits are to distract the eye away from their gross faces
Subject: better track shorts 101 Date: Sep 20 2006 01:24:16 AM Author: a better booty shorts wearer
sorry, but bitch-on-the-left's not only haggard, but she looks like she fished her shorts out of the overnight bag you take to the beach and everything gets mildly soggy and wrinkly and shitty looking. i look at those and just associate them with cum running down my buttcrack. i can't help it.
Subject: Fugggoz Date: Sep 20 2006 01:20:50 AM Author: ghjk
american apparel ad?
Subject: rock ON! Date: Sep 20 2006 01:18:51 AM Author: major
i rate the little shorts and big socks
Subject: what?!... Date: Sep 20 2006 01:02:12 AM Author: phucker
jesus, which ugly tree did you shake to find these two?
Subject: are Date: Sep 20 2006 01:00:52 AM Author: i shaved my balls for this?
they at a roller skating rink?
Subject: eh... Date: Sep 20 2006 12:43:43 AM Author:
kinda rexi with weird sad/crazy faces but the shorts/legs/socks sector is pretty dope.
Subject: fuck no Date: Sep 20 2006 12:44:21 AM Author: thug mcgraw
just go jerk the entire staff of vice off.
horrid first post.
fuck i just drooled on the keyboard because it cannot be possible that i came that fast, can it??
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