The problem with these “Cool Dads” is their kids think they are fucking gods until they’re about 17 and then they look over and see a sad old man dressed up like an Avril Lavigne fan smiling back at them going, “What?”
this is probally the most depressing thing i've seen in a long time.
Subject: huh? Date: Feb 29 2008 11:47:47 PM Author: popcorn
it's a good thing pee wee got caught jerking off in the theater...or else this is what he would of become.
Subject: Hmmm Date: Feb 08 2008 09:25:04 AM Author: Conor
Is this that Ben guy from Lost?
Subject: stadium rock Date: Aug 29 2007 08:21:44 PM Author: nick
"hey does anyone else love the new chilli peppers album....arn't muse great? super massive black hole is so good" It's like patrick bateman went broke and stopped killing people and just started trying to fuck his duaghters friends. "I'm a nice dad you can totally talk to me about your problems, periods are coooool, i totally dig your womanhood."
Subject: Bum rap VICE... Date: Aug 01 2007 12:22:41 PM Author: Mr. X
AT least he's not in pastel colored polo shirts and sandals with socks!
Subject: 000 Date: Jun 26 2007 12:47:34 AM Author: 000
Lsugh at him all you want but guys like this party for two decades so they know how,He is a scietist of clubbing and like a scientist doesnt know how to dress.
Subject: Oh shit... Date: Mar 31 2007 06:55:28 PM Author: Susan
I hate to say it, but this guy looks like Andy Gill from Gang of Four got slapped hard by the Bravo network.
Subject: john john jesse? Date: Mar 20 2007 06:15:46 PM Author: mexicanstoplightcandy
no seriously, take some brown acid and just think really hard about it. you'll thank me.
Subject: oligarchy Date: Jan 05 2007 03:01:00 PM Author: stabross
no. pee-wee german.
Subject: stripes, baby Date: Aug 26 2006 06:01:50 PM Author: G
Pee Wee Herman!?
Subject: U2 Date: Aug 01 2006 06:22:42 PM Author: Dr. Fate
U2
Subject: who's the boss Date: Jul 28 2006 03:57:02 AM Author: mom
i love cool dads always and forever. this also applies to moms of all kinds. i fucking love parents.
Subject: Imposter? Date: Jul 24 2006 07:54:40 AM Author: minibottlesrule
Isn't this Thom Yorke? He just found out his new album SUCKS!
Subject: old dudes ROCK Date: Jul 18 2006 01:34:53 PM Author: blaster
What's your problem with old dudes?
You need to start hanging out with people over 25...I mean, if you're interested than more than clothes, image, and bad music.
Oh, well, what's the use. You hipster fucks will ALL be living in the suburbs and eating at the Olive Garden by the time you're 35 while the true free spirits out there will still be living the way they WANT to live. Fucking little-baby poser assholes.
why cant anyone just laugh anymore, everyone is too critical...
why dont you take some time off
you dont have to be a prick EVERYDAY!
Subject: make up your mind Date: Jul 18 2006 08:18:45 AM Author: boston
you complain about this being a don't and then you say say some idiotic shit like "he's probably a writer of some sort"?
who's assuming shit? you fucking retard.
oooooh, i wish everybody dressed like a douchebag.
Who cares what it means if it looks good? This guy looks like he'd be fun and is probably a writer of some sort. This is offending none of my sensibilities. I wish more people dressed like this.
Subject: well Date: Jul 15 2006 05:01:03 PM Author: whatever
at any rate, guys like this aren't aging so gracefully and it's always uncomfortable to be around.
Subject: My New Tattoo... Date: Jul 15 2006 10:22:36 AM Author: Fry Guy
Will be: "and p.s. no shit, vice, we know you hate dads for some reason, is that cos you never got hugged by yours, or cos you squandered your youth by starting a magazine instead of a family?"
...written in some sort of gothic font in alternating case with a bunch more exclamation marks added to it, and a unicorn jumping over that into my navel.
WHO CARES WHAT THIS GUY IS DOING, he's too old for you to be hanging out with and anyway, by the time you get to be his age, you won't give a shit what a bunch of retarded, judgemental kids thought about whatever it is you do to feel good about leaving the house.
and p.s. no shit, vice, we know you hate dads for some reason, is that cos you never got hugged by yours, or cos you squandered your youth by starting a magazine instead of a family?
Subject: euro marketing director Date: Jul 14 2006 04:25:15 PM Author: ian c.
fuck all british ad execs.
Subject: jesus Date: Jul 14 2006 03:39:53 AM Author: mittens
YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM WITH...FILL IN THE BLANK...IS THAT EVERY TIME THEY...FILL IN THE BLANK...THEY...FILL IN THE BLANK...INSTEAD OF...FILL IN THE BLANK...LIKE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE DRIVE THEY ARE ALL LIKE... FILL IN THE BLANK...BUT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE DRIVE THEY ARE ALL LIKE...
actually, judging from your comments you've reached your marketing goal.
you've succeded in making me actually think of Vice as boring.
Misuse/overuse of irony has damaged this generation in this country.
Alot of the blame should be placed on the professors here. They took French poststructuralism and pushed it in the colleges as postmodern nothing-can-be-real meta-meta-meta shit. The kiddies swallowed it up.
Notice kids from UK and elsewhere don't have a problem with the tired redundancy of irony misuse? The problem comes from from the schools here, I think.
Subject: this fella Date: Jul 13 2006 01:39:07 PM Author: Karen P.
this guy IS Vice!!! Duh.....don't you see it?
He is fuckin' Vice!..............
hipster cool dad is definately worse.
at least some hollister/ abercrombie dads have that "suburban entitled white man" thing to use as an excuse. There is no acceptable excuse for "trendy".
Subject: Import Vodka Dad Date: Jul 12 2006 05:54:10 PM Author: The Reverend
I think I saw this guy pissing all over his shoes at the bar. He wasn't even drunk either.
Subject: cool dad Date: Jul 12 2006 04:45:45 PM Author: Young Fre$h
what's worse, hipster/rock cool dad or hollister/abercrombie cool dad?
I bet he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
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