After suffering at the hands of store-bought Kurt & Courtneys, Sid & Nancys, and Siegfried & Roys for years, we've finally decided that the only acceptable Halloween costumes for couples are those British kids from the Goo cover, two back ends of a horse, or going as each other.
We walked for three days and three nights to ask this guy the meaning of life and when we got there he goes, “Welcome, I’ve been expecting you” and we were like, “Holy fucking shit, a talking dog.”
