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Why's everybody making a big deal out of Winkers all of a sudden? French ex-model junkies have been on that shit for years.

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Let’s hear it for those super serious almost serpentine chicks that seem totally bored by your jokes but smile coyly every time a witty one seeps out. They’re so “tough love” they might as well be a spanking.
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