The problem with stalkers is anything you do to freak them out their brains can just convert into a fetish and turn back against you. It's like trying to turn off Akira.
In Canada it gets so cold you have to take about two months off of caring and just wrap as many textiles around your body as possible. New York has no such excuse so even in the dead of winter we’re going to need you to step it up to at least this.
Ah, courting. A new girl just moved to town and you and Johnny Bones are on your best Fun Behaviour. That’s what life is all about. It doesn’t even matter who gets her.
