So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab.
Going to Europe and seeing people under 30 who don’t look like they’re wearing drugstore GG Allin costumes is such an ocular relief it’s like shooting valium into your eyes. Comments/Enlarge See all
This guy is the king when you’re wasted in some tiny tourist bar in Greece, but take this big fish out of that shitty pond and you have a wrinkly alcoholic with the brain of a lonely 14 year-old.
