If people get pissed at you for not going to Jody’s birthday it’s because they wanted you to be there to entertain people because they’re so lame. Don’t feel guilty. You’re not a court jester. In fact, if you do show up, wear these pants and go, “All right assholes. You got your way. Which shitty life needs a dose of me?”
He’s hoping that girls will see his Mediterranean teddy bear face as soft and comforting, which is ironic because it’s making me want to punch away all the soft tissue on my knuckles. Comments/Enlarge See all
