I just showed this to the guy who sits next to me and he was like, "The only way this girl could be any more of a fantasy wife is if that crown was in the middle of a giant Brunswick bowling logo." And I was like, "Who the fuck are you, Al Bundy?"
Subject: Welp Date: Apr 29 2009 09:41:07 AM Author: hxgx
Not to be a stereotypical "Dos and Don'ts commenter" but I know her and she's great. Or at least she was last I'd seen, it's been a long time.
This is like when male crusties get that Maori facial tattoo that looks like a goatee and they don’t know it means “married woman.” This is a great hippie costume and everything, guy, but you realize you are in drag, right? You are a fucking Earth Tranny.
If they really want more of us to join the army, they should just pay her to travel to bars signing us up while we’re drunk. It would work a lot better than those commercials where soldiers are being screamed at in the dark while driving a jeep over a cliff. Comments/Enlarge See all
