If you really like a girl, you have to be willing to get the shit beaten out of you for anything she does, even if it's total bullshit. This rule sucks when you're dating a sadistic drunk who likes to grab meatheads' asses then run off to the bathroom, but eventually it should lead you to someone who only drags you into fights that are 100 percent unavoidable.
Right on! You know what my passion is? Being forced to picture a gigantic, sweaty Greek man in black socks bouncing his hairy brown balls against this poor woman’s ass for hours and hours and hours. On behalf of everyone fortunate enough to walk behind you, thanks! Comments/Enlarge See all
If your typical posture is roughly that of a pigeontoed ballerina who needs to pee, something loose and concealing like a linen summer suit or one of those old Cuban man shirts might be a better option than Hammerpants and a two-year-old’s backpack. Comments/Enlarge See all
