Since when did we start listening to guys in plastic birthday hats and banana pants? Lady, I don’t know if you speak Homeless Person but the proper response to, “Did you know Britney Spears and George W. Bush are the same person?” is “Leave me alone.”



Subject: hey now!
Date: Aug 01 2007 02:29:28 PM
Author: Mr. X

He's selling the radio for crck money you clods. not homeless, just a crack head. And diss NY all u want, it has everything and nothing at the same time!



Subject: No yapping cunts...
Date: Jul 26 2007 04:06:19 PM
Author: fnizzles

This reminds me why i left NYC and how tedious living there really is. You like it there? You can have it with bell's on..



Subject: repost
Date: Mar 01 2007 07:46:55 AM
Author: lol@u

fuck you reposting fags. take some new dos and don'ts you lazy fucks.



Subject: repeat.
Date: Mar 01 2007 06:07:14 AM
Author: LAchick

Wow, either vice has gotten lazy, or I read this shit to much. Whatever the case, the whole proper response to the homelesss guy thing has been done. It's been doen, and it's over.



Subject: is nice
Date: Mar 01 2007 03:54:03 AM
Author: crack cocaine

i was driveing around drinking whisky recently and i saw this old homeless guy sit'n on the corner of a bank parkinglot just hold'n still look'n at the ground.. so i pulled up and poored him some whisky, he got real happy.. he spoke broken english, mixed his spanish with his english. his name was victor and he was 71yrs old and from columbia. he only repeated a few frases over and over nomatter what i asked him. i liked that guy. i bet he killed someone 30 years ago.. i'd like to think he's the guy from that pink floyd song 'Dogs'... yeah...



Subject: this one + the two before.
Date: Mar 01 2007 12:27:10 AM
Author: uber

dude have we got a repeat of pictures or what?



Subject: the banana pants
Date: Jan 01 2007 06:19:53 AM
Author: Gillian

HAHAHA
i love it.



Subject: .
Date: Aug 30 2006 06:01:30 AM
Author: laura

aint that fatlip from the pharcyde?



Subject: bums rock
Date: May 02 2006 08:46:05 PM
Author: pho

at least in atlanta they rock

but maybe they just rock if you are a pretty white girl and you like getting endless compliments from jive talking bums, and don't mind throwing them some change in return



Subject: Non mainstream peeps
Date: Apr 20 2006 10:55:47 PM
Author: Marox

The non-mainstream's need our patients and endulgence. Great Pics.
/Greater captions.



Subject: Brothers in arms
Date: Mar 31 2006 05:55:50 PM
Author: Lenin


It just hasn't been the same since the cold war ended...

Oh my sputnik



Subject: bums
Date: Mar 20 2006 04:35:58 PM
Author: stencil

..bums around where I live have their own magazine ... bought it once, can't remmember if it was any good.... hmmm



Subject: they are
Date: Mar 19 2006 02:25:52 AM
Author: .

Britney Spears and George W. Bush are the same person



Subject: calm down, child.
Date: Mar 18 2006 08:52:15 PM
Author: howmanymany

just because you don't write for vice doesn't mean you should get upset. truth be told, vice isn't all that great, but at least they're not as unimportant as you.

some bums are cool. i left a show early once and chilled outside at the bus stop. some really wack-ass looking bum comes up on a huffy bike (he's got class!) and pulls out a 40 and starts talking all deep. something about the sky being a huge dome and the stars are holes to the outside. they were made by people trying to bust loose. he named off a bunch of arab people or something. i wasn't really paying attention to anything other than his killer beard.



Subject: Rather talk to bums than asses...
Date: Mar 18 2006 08:05:17 PM
Author: Rae's Throbbing Frontal Lobe

Most bums have smarter and more interesting things to say than this guy up here...



Subject: BUMTALK
Date: Mar 18 2006 07:32:41 PM
Author: 3507321C

TALK TO BUMS, THEY'RE COOLER THAN YOU.

AFTER ARMAGEDDON, EVERYONE'S A BUM.

THEN WHAT !?

YEAH, STFU.



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