It’s hard to find a fun couple that feels like going out more than once a week and you’re not even sure which one you like better. Like even if the guy doesn’t make it, you and your girlfriend just hang out with her and you don’t feel like a fag for “goofing with the gals.” If you are a couple like this, know that you represent about 17% of the couple population and it’s time to get married.
So you people attend a lot of art gallery opening receptions?
Subject: i love colors, not peoples Date: Jun 09 2007 05:58:40 AM Author: pussalot
oxblood and acid green go together in harmony.
Subject: mutha Date: Jun 06 2007 10:08:55 AM Author: futha
their "look"? " The White Stripes." need i say more?
Subject: my 2 cents Date: May 23 2007 06:21:02 PM Author: alicia
They're cute but a little too matchy-matchy for my taste. I'd feel silly matching my boyfriend this much unless we were going to some theme party or something. But hell, maybe they always do this and the world is their theme party... in that case I say: let's kick it!
Subject: Lookie here Date: Mar 31 2007 06:50:13 PM Author: Susan
These people are hot as hell. I don't know what y'all talking about. They're not skinny, but they're definitely not fat and still hot as hell. And I would bone the shit out of that dude any day of the week over some tiny, faggy size 26 wearling girl's jeans.
Subject: aww Date: Mar 21 2007 08:41:54 PM Author: bleh
id fuck them both and chill and burn some haze afterwards. they seem mad cool
Subject: Joe Cocker Date: Mar 19 2007 02:31:01 PM Author: M Plasse
The guy is Joe Cocker circa Woodstock.
Subject: fun couple! Date: Mar 02 2007 05:12:46 AM Author: franklin
oh Vice, you're so social
Subject: re: sucks Date: Feb 23 2007 10:26:03 AM Author: free?
Vice is free. I'm not paying for anything
Subject: subject can't be empty Date: Feb 21 2007 10:54:22 PM Author: $$$
Ugly Betty?
Subject: Sucks Date: Dec 18 2006 05:51:02 PM Author: Sucks
Hey idiots these people look like shit AND guess what, the people at VICE don't even dress like this, they look more like corporate wankers and "skate dads." They just prop this crap up to make more insecure posers dress stupid so they have more photos of insecure posers for insecure posers to dress up like. Then when the next trend hits, those insecure posers will be on a DON'T page. Ha ha ha the VICE illuminati are laughing at you and you pay.
Subject: guess bitches Date: Dec 14 2006 04:38:19 AM Author: lasty lasty bang bang
the new orange last
Subject: My RULE of THUMB Date: Sep 05 2006 02:29:49 PM Author: HotChump
Fat chix is never cool. Ever.
Take off the tights and the goofy shoes and loofah them fatrolls.
Subject: vice moronz get out of ny Date: Aug 11 2006 05:46:00 PM Author: ny born biatches
you guys have the worst taste in style and fashion
leave
Bam's Peter + Jack Whyte's ovaries = this peice of work.
Subject: hotties Date: Jun 16 2006 03:12:24 PM Author: Truckstop
adorable, lovely and charming pair those two,
I love hanging at their boathouse on the weekends.
Subject: mac attack ack ack ack Date: Jun 15 2006 12:59:39 PM Author: survivalknife
fuck what the mac is wearing why dont you fashion dorks check out some of his music, Functional Blackouts, Mac Blackout...or his paintings. Now that shit is a do. oh and I'm sure that that is real blood. real sure.
Subject: chi-town Date: Jun 12 2006 02:38:33 PM Author: savages
y'all talking shit about indie rockers (as if that's an apt description of mac blackout), but watching new york noise and reading vice (online at that)?!? c'mon? mac blackout is the real deal. real raw rock and roll bastards... madness, sex and fashion faux pas flows from his soul like alcohol pours from his pores... nahh it ain't nothin new in leeds.. but it ain't nothin new to mac neither...
he'll burn you.
Subject: mac blackout Date: Jun 11 2006 11:50:27 PM Author: jangles
if you asstards knew the first thing about mac blackout, you may realize that he is deffinatley a do, this guy pissed in my sink and then convinced me that it was ok that he did, I wasn't even mad at him for a mere second.
Subject: mark? Date: Jun 07 2006 01:23:05 PM Author: nealburger
is that mark from the functional blackouts? i love that man.
Subject: _ Date: Jun 04 2006 11:56:41 PM Author: me AGAIN
or he could be gay...and shes his SISTER!!
Subject: _ Date: Jun 04 2006 11:53:48 PM Author: me
how do you even know if theyr a couple?? they just happen to be standing next to eachother and theyv put a comment talking about them being together..for all WE know, he could be with the chick in the spotty dress whos face we cant see.
Subject: poles Date: Jun 04 2006 04:38:23 AM Author: junz
i sick of crust int the cereal cereal ..goom
Subject: vice sucks Date: Jun 03 2006 08:16:10 AM Author: magic dance
These people look like shit! cmon already
Subject: Hee Date: Jun 02 2006 08:16:13 PM Author: Mama Dyke
Haha ...you're in Vice.
Subject: divine Date: Jun 02 2006 12:37:48 PM Author: nick
He's riveted by the open bar and she looks like a piglet. If they're a couple, they won't be for long.
Subject: woof Date: Jun 01 2006 10:03:26 AM Author: the fornicator
If you are reading this, you can consider yourself something of a pioneer. OF THE NAUTICAL TYPE. You knave. All scurvied up to the eyesockets with savaloys as replacement fingers.
Subject: these guys Date: Jun 01 2006 08:57:08 AM Author: MerBear
I like em. It's so un-often you find cool couples.
Subject: the same Date: Jun 01 2006 12:35:47 AM Author: reno
don't be shy..........................
Subject: you look fun too Date: May 30 2006 11:03:24 PM Author: t. bish
how can you tell they're a fun couple by what they are wearing or how they are combing their hair? I thought the whole point of fashion and dos and donts was you could catagorize people based on how they look.. but i am lost on how we get "fun" from this. could be anything else.
Subject: utrecht Date: May 30 2006 08:56:45 PM Author: jerboski
thats utrecht guy. he works at my school. i wonder who submitted these files.
Subject: I Date: May 30 2006 07:34:10 PM Author: agree
with Brenda W.
Subject: seven nation army Date: May 30 2006 02:46:55 PM Author: Peter M
she: "let's pretend we're the White Stripes tonight at the show/opening/retarded scenester gathering."
he: "but you're a butter face and the only jacket i have is from my old man's prom suit"
she:"chill out, people will think we're hip if you just play it cool. don't you remember that Clapton tune; 'IT'S IN THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT...'"
he: "yeah, Clapton rocks!" *plays air guitar while sticking lips out*
she:"ok, get dressed & just Jack White it up man!"
Subject: fuck kelly osborne Date: May 30 2006 11:30:37 AM Author: fucktard
FUCK KELLY OSBORNE!!! stupid skank sleestack ho.
Subject: B.O. Date: May 30 2006 10:01:21 AM Author: Breenda W.
he looks like walking B.O.
Subject: dork Date: May 30 2006 09:57:45 AM Author: catherine
this guy worked pretty hard to perfect his look.
i'll give him credit for that...i just hope he's got a good sense
of humor
Subject: and they all lived happily ever after. Date: May 30 2006 09:52:25 AM Author: laura
yeah, that was a lovely little story, but it doesnt make up for the fact that the girl ruined a perfectly good dress trying to mimick the evil witch of the west with those puke green tights and shoes, and the guy has combed his greasy cowlick forward. only girls should try to have sideswept bangs.
Subject: poo Date: May 29 2006 09:51:51 PM Author: poo
both unattractive and a bit overweight, but thats fine. loads of people are and aren't stylish.
i just hope they're funny and nice.
Subject: ads Date: May 29 2006 06:47:20 AM Author: ants
get rid of the fucking ads, they make ur good website shitty
Subject: on Date: May 28 2006 09:33:47 PM Author: right
they are both stunners with priceless expressions on their faces. he gets kudos for the red-wine stain and oscar-wilde-esque good looks, she gets kudos for audrey hepburn dress and insect-colored tights.
Subject: Siblings? Date: May 28 2006 04:18:53 PM Author: P dizzle
Are they brother and sister? Is Vice proclaiming inbreeding a do? Is that what a makes a couple "fun"?
I have questions.
Subject: bloody shirt = DO Date: May 28 2006 01:45:28 PM Author: Shitface
If that would have been real blood on his shirt he would have been a DO...
Subject: THB Date: May 28 2006 12:01:42 PM Author: WT
OH MY GOD. I AM STUNNED AT HOW BORING THIS IS.
Subject: Yawn Date: May 28 2006 08:00:30 AM Author: TO
IF YOU GO TO THE FAV OR THE COCKPIT IN LEEDS ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE DRESSES LIKE. COOL YES , BUT NOTHING NEW .
Subject: Date: May 27 2006 08:58:34 PM Author:
*fiery furnaces
Subject: Date: May 27 2006 08:56:16 PM Author:
the irony is that indie rock people dress like shit. like this weeks episode of new york noise had the fiery furances on, and the guy was wearing a blue denim shirt, blue jeans, and blue vans. wtf?
Subject: science Date: May 27 2006 08:46:51 PM Author: droppings
The basic equation is,
hipster, or anything resembling one = do
badass looking old people = do
thugs who can break your face into five milllion little subatomic particles = don't
normal people = don't
That's it.
If you wanna be a do, go to New York, watch New York Noise, copy the fashions you see there. Go hang out downtown. Or if you're an old person, make sure to look extra badass; tie a red bandana around your neck, or whatever. You're in.
Subject: gotta love animal prints Date: May 27 2006 08:40:18 PM Author: DaZ
I didn't know Wolverine partied. And what's with the red shit all over his shirt? Is he a PETA freak?
Subject: These goofs... Date: May 27 2006 06:20:27 PM Author: 708 Jackson
What the hell? These douchebags are DO's and homeless guy's a DON'T?
Get your shit straight Vice!
Subject: de QUE hablas? Date: May 27 2006 04:22:17 PM Author: dmc
whaaaat?
Subject: WOW Date: May 27 2006 10:48:34 AM Author: Gunn
They look great
Subject: wee Date: May 27 2006 08:36:10 AM Author: daniel
shes soooooooooo cute he ugly
“C’mon Maria, we know you want to drink us. We hear you thinking about it. C’mon baby. Don’t fight it. Just one more. You can do it. Opeeeeen yourrr eeeeyees...”
