How come every after-hours drug party at some random loft these days is filled with predatory old queens who offer you bumps of rohypnol and claim it’s coke? Aren’t these guys supposed to be dead?
x ray, on Nov 11 2008 02:12:32 AM wrote: hes a cop big time!
Date: Jun 21 2008 11:03:11 AM Author: willhelm
oh! i see a pair of BERNHARD in the right corner!
Date: Jun 08 2008 11:47:49 PM Author: jenni
money success fame glamour..
ughhhh
Date: Jun 08 2008 07:26:38 PM Author: Joey
OMFG.... Is that at Fe and Jin's flat???!!
Woteva, I know both Kenny and Jamie very well and they're super sweet boys, Jamie doesnt even do drugs for fucksake, so all you haters can suck my dick.
Date: Jun 05 2008 07:18:16 PM Author: Pills
This is basically every house party since the smoking ban in London.
Let's not stay out and get drunk and do pills and have fun, let's go back to Paul's and do too much coke, a little bit of Ketamin, listen to someone elses crap iTunes selection, smoke three packs of Benson & Hedges, and then realise all it's been is an idiotic eight hour agree-a-thon with a load of Fuckoes you've only known for eight weeks, in some fuck-head's shitty East London fuck-hole of a flat.
Fuck his shitty Matmos glowing light thing that was supposed to make it all feel like it was cool and 'druggy', and fuck his shitty fucking girlfriend's mates for not wanting to have sex.
Fuck.
Then walk home at 11 in the morning feeling like fucking shit and hating the whole fucking universe and every fucking fucked fucker in it. Especially yourself.
Never felt so good to live in London. It's the best.
Date: Jun 02 2008 08:20:54 PM Author: eciv
New yorkers complain bout this shit, living in scotland we say: "GIVE ME AS MUCH ROHYPNOL AS YOU QUEENS HAVE"
Fuck caring about explaining my gaping sphincter to my gf the next day
Fuck worring bout the aids test
Fuck pretending I'd rather be at a party with the guys I skate with with a some ironic sit-com and an 8th
Fuck vice complaining bout shit, Everyone is a do and i'm going to do them all before something give me cancer.
Date: May 31 2008 12:54:25 PM Author: hmmm
that's jamie e17 and internationally acclaimed make-up artist kenny campbell. they are both twats, but probably get invited to more exciting parties than i do. in fact, i don't even get invited to parties. the world is not fair.
clearly whoever wrote this caption knows who they are and it's a hilarious little in-joke. fuck vice, fuck kctv, fuck american apparel, fuck you all.
Date: May 30 2008 04:24:30 PM Author: crossedwire
"I have a pancake on my head"
Date: May 25 2008 06:43:30 PM Author: old ike
this picture is how i imagine the vice office.
Date: May 08 2008 06:48:31 PM Author: LOLA COME BACK
Your comment made me piss out my eyes.
Date: May 08 2008 04:53:59 PM Author: fuck that shit
she is the queen
and hates coke
Date: May 08 2008 02:37:12 PM Author: meh
completely agree with [coke sucks] below, but you forgot to add; vans for boys.
Date: May 08 2008 03:29:26 AM Author: roofies please
i've gotta hand it to vice..
at least they know that any time there is more than a 5-year age difference between two gay partners, it automatically means the older of the two is a predator.
Date: May 08 2008 03:22:44 AM Author: coke sucks
in case y'all haven't noticed:
vice is now making it a point to blast anything that could possibly be construed as "new rave" so that they don't make the mistake of continuing to endorse it after all the other shitty mags out there have already decided that the fad they created is now "so over."
vice already made that mistake with electroclash and they are NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. EVER.
the result is 20 pages of "global trend reports" that are EXACTLY THE SAME and read along the lines of:
"boys/girls in [insert city here] have thankfully gotten over 2007's trend of bold colors and now stick to neutrals. with scarves. scarves are very important."
seriously, that's it in a nutshell. don't even bother reading the new issue.
Date: May 07 2008 04:26:16 AM Author: Chapayev Machine-Gunner
This man IS Corky St. Claire in Waiting for Guffman.
Date: May 06 2008 08:24:11 PM Author: nyglam
OMG I think that's my ex bf Willy that's passed out next to him. Eiww.
Date: May 06 2008 02:30:51 AM Author: 000
This is a popular situation in the city!You trade your Partyed out loser friend for 200 bucks in Coke!That way instead of him just bumming you out all night,He just gets bummed.
Date: May 05 2008 01:30:52 PM Author: no no no no no
please stop this right now, no fucking PC vs. Macs nerd wars in the Don'ts please.
Please.
Date: May 05 2008 12:00:37 PM Author: Crampon
They can't be all that bad, there's a PSP on the table near the Mac... wait. Macs are for dumbasses who can't use a regular PC
Date: May 05 2008 06:39:48 AM Author: Lola
These two pioneered a look called the "plonk on", which is essentially a tiny lurid Henry V wig which you rotate according to your outfit. I am not shitting you.
Date: May 05 2008 01:47:45 AM Author: Harry
I remember these two from when I lived in East London last year. They make me sad.
Date: May 04 2008 06:44:07 PM Author: Ell
Yeah, they're washed up losers, but at least they're smart enough to own a Mac.
Date: May 04 2008 05:53:47 PM Author: grolf
if you're wondering who can, the yellow man can!
Date: May 04 2008 04:32:52 PM Author: ..
yeah, dont you just hate that?
this magazine sucks.
Date: May 04 2008 03:35:26 PM Author: nibby
derek delarge really let himself go didn't he?
Date: May 04 2008 02:58:48 PM Author: allknowing wizard
where did ya find this picture? its over one and half years old!
Date: May 04 2008 02:12:50 PM Author: Party Monster 2: Alig the out years
Daniel Day-Lewis plays an over the hill rohypnol dealing NuRAVE clubkid in a new cinimatic adventure....
He must be deep in the middle of studying. OMG he is such a great method actor.
an interview with DDL over his new role youtube.com/watch?v=RSsJ19sy3JI
Date: May 04 2008 01:29:46 PM Author: honez
They are listening to that Digitalism song that goes "I Have the Biggest Party Evah" on repeat really loud all night
Date: May 04 2008 11:31:39 AM Author: Hoxton Whore
haha everyone in East London is like this on a Saturday night, these guys are no exeption
Date: May 04 2008 11:30:24 AM Author: xx
they are rad!
Date: May 04 2008 07:57:51 AM Author: you know very well
Cool. So we'll keep our roofies, and our jobs and editorial gigs and marketing connex and celebrity intros and party invites, and go home. Fine. You're too skinny (or hairy, or tattoo'd, or callow), anyway.
There’s two types of girls in the world. The ones that spend hundreds of dollars on fashion magazines and the ones that cut their hair like they’re a little boy during prohibition.
