Oh cool, it’s The Fear in sweating, jiggly, hairy human form. Have fun screaming and begging for mercy as he chases you down the corridors of every bad acid trip you’ve ever had.
Date: Jun 03 2008 10:09:01 PM Author: Vineyard Aryan
This is a DO??? Are you high on deadly crack-from cocaine???
People only go out in public w/ exotic pets because they don't have a personality.
Think about it.
Think of the 'Lizard King' dipshits walking around the midway at the church carnival. Think of the beer-sodden halfwits with the ferret in the pissy pocket of a filthy wool jacket. Think of 'Pirate Jack' Aspergerers with the bird on their shoulder. 'Cabo Wabo!!!'
If you don't belive me, ask Philip K. Dick.
You really missed on this one.
Young people, Vice has erred:
This is really a DON'T.
Date: May 30 2008 01:44:57 AM Author: fattyfattydingdong
this guy trys to get his snake stoned late at night
Date: May 15 2008 11:00:12 AM Author: THE OK BLACK DUDE!!!
THATS RIGHT LITTLE GIRL LET ME PUT THIS HUGE SNAKE SHLODIER???????????????
Date: May 07 2008 08:21:56 PM Author: Wrong
Not a fanny pack, it's the rest of the snake.
This guy probably has dead mice in his freezer. Eww.
Date: May 04 2008 10:17:51 AM Author: glamazon
haha is that a bum bag aka fanny pack.shit, i thought those were one of his balls.truth.
Date: May 02 2008 09:47:27 PM Author: east
HE HAS A FANNY PACK
(; mmmm
Date: May 02 2008 03:31:54 AM Author: Juice
He has hamsters in his hip pack.
Date: Apr 29 2008 07:35:51 PM Author: and you know he plays drums or something
This is who actor Mickey Rourke wishes he was.
Date: Apr 29 2008 05:53:57 PM Author: .
Don't
Date: Apr 26 2008 01:48:00 PM Author: weekend prince
this guy is very much the Fear in human form, but why is the Fear itself a do? Fear is scary.
Date: Apr 25 2008 03:33:11 PM Author: cheap shots
this guy is not scary in the slighest. I'd be way more scared of a cop or a hick with an axe if I was high and paranoid as fuck.
PS snakes are fun! ever held one?
Date: Apr 25 2008 11:27:15 AM Author: speednuts
So, I guess the folks at Vice are just taking pictures of EVERYTHING and attaching a do or don't caption to it now.
I for one am all for it. I'm sick of people trying when they go to the You Say Party We Say Die! shows but then dressing like they think everyone is blind when they go to the market or something. Kudos to Vice for keeping people honest. Or terrified. Or whatever.
"He's eaten fourteen microwave pizza's throughout the day and guzzled a slab of Bud Lite."
..."pizza's" (with apostrophy) indicates possesive, if he ate 14 of them, that would be plural, no apostrophy.
This guy is heavily into reptiles, weed, classic rock, buds, porno, hash...that's about it....
Date: Apr 23 2008 12:57:03 PM Author: is it a do
cause he's a got a snake on his shoulders like "no biggie"
Date: Apr 23 2008 11:59:24 AM Author: cccc
I think because he's successfully being a "thing," as distinguished from trying to be several things at once, trying lazily to be a thing, or trying to be "sexy."
The recipe?
Date: Apr 23 2008 11:36:56 AM Author: raymitheminx.com
this is a do why?
Date: Apr 23 2008 11:22:20 AM Author: trilogy
snake plesskin in ESCAPE FROM WHITE TRASH SUBURBIA!!
Date: Apr 23 2008 11:13:44 AM Author: mmm.
The Fear? I thought you made your living calling Hunter Thompson overrated.
Date: Apr 23 2008 10:36:16 AM Author: why oh why
did i or anyone else ever do acid. they should change it's name to "scary paper" because all it does is dip you into hell for 6 - 24 hours.
Date: Apr 23 2008 09:50:26 AM Author: bomb23
I don't know what's more frightening: that scruff leaping away from his chin, the thin scragly mullet plus comb-over, or the leather fanny pack bouncing above his teeny weeny... run in fear of it all.
Date: Apr 23 2008 08:18:09 AM Author: Gayboy Capper
squeals
Date: Apr 23 2008 05:24:50 AM Author: 000
This guy is the head organizer of NAMSLA(North American Man-Snake Love Association)
Date: Apr 23 2008 01:18:23 AM Author: Charles Yeti
i can only hope this guy is on his way to Cobb Country, GA to bust jake roberts out of jail, via snake attack on the prison guards. long hair, snakes, beards and white trash.
Date: Apr 23 2008 12:59:42 AM Author: Don Juan
This sweaty stoner takes pride in his pet snake 'Slayer' whilst crying on the inside about his micro-penis.
He's eaten fourteen microwave pizza's throughout the day and guzzled a slab of Bud Lite.
At home they listen to Leif Garrett's 'Put Your Head on My Shoulder'......
Date: Apr 23 2008 12:43:21 AM Author: yup
you've DEFINATELY provided some future fry-up material there. Yeesh
Look at that. He’s spent so long trying to convince himself that he’s honestly into her his face has permanently frozen in one of those “trying not to laugh” smirks. Comments/Enlarge See all
Hey it’s Jennifer Garner in 13 going on 30 only way less clean.
