Wouldn’t it be great to drag him into a time machine back to where his dad is about to fuck his mom and then the dad looks up and sees his shirt and goes, “Oh yeah, a condom,” and then you watch this smug twat disappear as his dad slips the rubber on?
gonza, on Nov 17 2008 01:55:49 AM wrote: f-ing narc
Date: Jun 13 2008 12:06:50 AM Author: ( o) ( o)
no need to breed, motherlickers.
Date: Jun 06 2008 03:42:22 AM Author: ass
why doesn't this guy take him self out the back and hit himself with a frypan?
Date: Jun 02 2008 02:53:43 AM Author: Ad
THAT WOULD SUCK
Date: May 30 2008 01:55:52 AM Author: fattyfattydingdong
If we can prevent his existence, maybe, She wants Revenge will never make an album again
Date: May 21 2008 06:46:16 PM Author: 9090
I always thought eyeliner was for thirteen year olds
and that guy from my chemical romance.
perhaps I was wrong.
Date: May 16 2008 11:15:18 AM Author: !?!
okay, this guy is strange, but the t-shirt and the leatherjacket is pretty cool. by the way this shirt is designed by Katharine Hamnett, she is called the inventor of political shirts in the 80's and this t-shirt is for a campagne against aids. i think about 10 euros from each shirt is spend on an anti-aids project. i think thats a DO and not a DONT!!!
Date: May 11 2008 01:18:39 PM Author: anon
wow...unnecessarily vulgar caption there. you guys need to think of things that are a bit more clever and witty. vulgarity is fine, but give it a little moderation, sheesh!
Date: May 08 2008 04:34:52 PM Author: baron voodoo
This don't was the gnostic gospel of don't.
I always call up my dad, get into big arguments then when he tries to kick some shite to me I let him know.
Kick this you shoulda used a condom bitch.
Then he says he pulled out and came in mom's ass.
I'm anally conceived.
Date: May 06 2008 09:45:22 PM Author: m.
he looks like seth green doing a character in 1998
Date: Apr 29 2008 08:08:47 PM Author: Find the irony!
Ah, he's wearing the Jesus on the Cross necklace. I don't believe condom use is something this particular religion believes in. I bet he believes in that shirt about as much as his God.
Date: Apr 27 2008 10:18:14 AM Author: ahhh
"smug twat"? really?
say it out loud, or say it looking into a mirror or something.
i mean, who says that?
Date: Apr 27 2008 09:21:12 AM Author: bohemiancretin
Terd
Date: Apr 25 2008 07:20:21 PM Author: Si
fag
Date: Apr 25 2008 09:13:48 AM Author: marina
yeah ross fag-ha. love you though.
Date: Apr 22 2008 11:11:27 PM Author: goldenhoe
GOLD. he's wearing eye liner.
bleeping him out IS the best solution. baha
Date: Apr 21 2008 10:09:13 AM Author: anna anal
I think I like it
Date: Apr 16 2008 09:13:32 AM Author: Ben
Good Cause Contest Closed
H&M got together with DAA to get famous people to make designs for them, the purpose is to generate money for organizations that work to increase awareness about AIDS. That's great.
Among the people that made designs are Henrik Vibskov, Justice (pictured here), Katherine Hamnett, Tiga and they're great looking garments, something you don't see every day when a good cause is involved.
Didnt you guys promote these shirts???
Date: Apr 16 2008 07:56:48 AM Author: Peta
Nice tshirt......makes a VALID COMMENT!, not like the lame ass vice comments I have been poisening my precious eyes and mind with!
Date: Apr 16 2008 07:32:41 AM Author: Aisa
I THINK HE LOOKS AMAZING WHAT A FUCKING COOL
T-SHIRT.
Date: Apr 15 2008 11:55:59 PM Author: is the whole..comments thing just
the one wit the french dude sucks, the comment that is, buti was delighted to read this and laugh.
cant win em all
Date: Apr 14 2008 03:23:17 PM Author: Liz
The grandfather paradox only works that way if he was the one who actually invented the time machine, and considering the necklaces and eyeliner, that isn't happening soon.
Date: Apr 14 2008 01:54:57 PM Author: Joe NewmanHopkins
Hahaha this made me laugh, and think of you. :( Ill reply to your email soon!!! Kisses malte
Date: Apr 13 2008 02:56:33 PM Author: gen
Carson Daly made a funny! Well played sir, well played.
Date: Apr 13 2008 12:37:00 PM Author: fot mobber
best dont comment ever
Date: Apr 13 2008 12:27:55 PM Author: I
really hate his t-shirt/jacket/hat/necklace
however
he is fit
id let him off
Date: Apr 12 2008 09:02:41 PM Author: pussy-e
back in form.
thanks vice
Date: Apr 12 2008 07:26:53 PM Author: JoSkizzle
Wow this caption is brilliant... Are the vice captions finally gettin good again? Jeah I think so mayne! His dad should see this shit! HAHA
Date: Apr 12 2008 05:12:14 PM Author: JR (traveling foward)
According to the grandfather paradox if he were able to change the course of events via time travel, such as his own birthing, it would exist in another, similar universe where he would not be directly related to that father. That is to say preventing his birth would not affect him because, should that be the case, time travel would not be possible.
i'd lend you my time machine if it hadn't broken down next week.
then again i'd come back and not bother reading this crap.
Date: Apr 12 2008 03:34:34 PM Author: Jimmy
Use. Makeup Removal.
Date: Apr 12 2008 03:07:31 PM Author: john
Yeah, that would be pretty awesome. Michael J. Fox in Back II the Future style.
Only this fag isn't going to be able to invent rock 'n' roll at his parents' high school prom.
Date: Apr 12 2008 02:11:49 PM Author: Josha
Timothy and JR:
Just realize the guy is a douche and stop discussing temporal paradoxes. Save it for Wikipedia.
Date: Apr 12 2008 01:15:13 PM Author: Timothy
JR-
That's not "according to" the Grandfather paradox. That's just one possible solution to the grandfather paradox. Another one is that time travel is impossible.
Date: Apr 12 2008 12:55:13 PM Author: caption
amazing
Date: Apr 12 2008 11:03:23 AM Author: har
very fucking funny!
Date: Apr 12 2008 09:37:46 AM Author: .
NOT FUCKING FUNNY.
Date: Apr 12 2008 04:16:30 AM Author: JR
According to the grandfather paradox if he were able to change the course of events via time travel, such as his own birthing, it would exist in another, similar universe where he would not be directly related to that father. That is to say preventing his birth would not affect him because, should that be the case, time travel would not be possible.
Date: Apr 12 2008 03:26:25 AM Author: beetlejuice
i hope hes my cellmate one day...
Date: Apr 12 2008 02:49:28 AM Author: 000
This guy could be the new Don't Doll(complete with May's issue of Vice)
Date: Apr 12 2008 02:26:47 AM Author: mike
bitch
Date: Apr 12 2008 02:24:57 AM Author: Adult
'holy shit' is right. the captions officially suck now. whoever writes them is trying way too hard. probably some cunt of a frosh at cornell that fellates daily. la-ame!
Date: Apr 12 2008 02:11:17 AM Author: holy shit
seriously you guys fucking suck now .
who writes this shit some asshole that works for viacom .
lame
lame .
Date: Apr 12 2008 12:49:17 AM Author: .
awesome
Date: Apr 12 2008 12:07:51 AM Author: Adult
it's really hard to take dudes with eyeliner seriously. like i mean really really hard.
Date: Apr 12 2008 12:01:42 AM Author: .
fag.
It’s easy to hate these kitschy, neat-as-a-pin garage types on principle, but tell me this: Can you name another look that fits as perfectly on every single rung of the ladder from sober to shitting in the sink?
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Man is it a relief to see a woman show a touch of refinement instead of slutting it up all over the place. There's something about silk gloves where you just know you can take her to dinner with your parents and they won't spend the whole time thinking about all the rough, dirty, messy sex the two of you are getting up to. Comments/Enlarge See all
