The juxtaposition of Willy Wonka suit top and St. Marks Misfits gloves is so perfect we’re actually glad she took it easy on us for the rest of the look and didn’t bust out some high-heel boots or something. The vascular tissue in our dinks can only hold so much blood.



Subject: time
Date: Jan 28 2008 01:07:31 AM
Author: space

i pissed on this door many times



Subject: yum
Date: Jan 25 2008 06:12:22 PM
Author: yum

yum



Subject: no.
Date: Jan 07 2008 03:16:15 PM
Author: mant

my standards are pretty low and i think this girl is just average. this is not a do. this is nothing.



Subject: woah
Date: Sep 12 2007 03:20:13 PM
Author: hunter1909

She's about as hot as they get. Who the fuck cares what she's wearing?

I want to take all her clothes off anyway.



Subject: ..
Date: Jun 18 2007 11:43:35 PM
Author: straight woman

i want her gloves.
frick, i want her.



Subject: ..
Date: Jan 26 2007 09:03:07 AM
Author: thomas

she looks like charlotte church - but alot a nicer, bless her cottons..



Subject: That's What I Always Say
Date: Oct 28 2006 09:20:14 AM
Author: Stinky

There are non-toothpick Dos, they're just usually far more ironic than the dicksplosion fodder.

Plus, who IS worth a plugged nickel if they're not skinny and be-titted?



Subject: ALMOST, CUNT
Date: Sep 05 2006 02:31:14 PM
Author: HotChump

Points deducted for Payless flats.



Subject: all of the tags are toy
Date: Aug 16 2006 11:30:28 PM
Author: urine

they are



Subject: Nice hands
Date: Aug 16 2006 02:07:15 PM
Author: Airick

Ok, now this girl kicks. Pleasant all around and good touch on the skeleton gloves. Under all the clothing however, you can probably count the number of rib bones she has under her non-existent breasts. She's fun for an hour.



Subject: lo siento
Date: Jul 27 2006 07:49:31 PM
Author: Mack

Dear best friends sister,
i'd like to appologize for all the rude comments on this page.

Mack



Subject: id eat her ass
Date: Jul 25 2006 10:01:47 PM
Author: boutros boutros boutros

i wanna fuck 'er muck 'ole



Subject: awesome
Date: Jul 21 2006 02:16:35 AM
Author: Emma

I tottally want to invite her over to drink coffee and watch Pink Flamingos



Subject: man
Date: Jul 10 2006 03:44:03 AM
Author: thug mcgraw

you guys find some of the dopest white girls ever.

i've like to take her out for a cup of coffee and some cheesecake.



Subject: smily
Date: Jun 19 2006 11:44:29 PM
Author: tammer

look what a cutie she's about to grin



Subject: HER
Date: Jun 19 2006 09:12:04 PM
Author: HAHAHA

No you dont get it .....Its not about being a skinny girl

Its about being a hot clean looking skinny girl.....



Subject: do and don't
Date: Jun 15 2006 01:21:06 AM
Author: sickofit

so far all i get from your do's and don'ts is DO be a skinny girl. DON'T be anything else. thanks, douchebags.



Subject: average?
Date: Jun 12 2006 02:52:50 AM
Author: araduduk

is it an average do?



Subject: raaaar
Date: Jun 09 2006 04:41:48 PM
Author: fuckbucket

stupid looking fucking scenester.Fuck Off.



Subject: nah
Date: May 31 2006 05:32:46 PM
Author: gloves shmuvs

She can keep the gloves on while tossing my salad...



Subject: eastrim
Date: May 31 2006 01:34:38 AM
Author: !

she could wear a plastic bag and be a do.
Hot=hot=hot.



Subject: shit
Date: May 29 2006 10:24:55 PM
Author: hippo

cuuute. i want to befriend her.
that marc jacobs jacket is rad.



Subject: meh
Date: May 26 2006 01:54:52 AM
Author: yup

better blonde
with the high boots



Subject: Those are not Misfits gloves.
Date: May 23 2006 02:01:56 PM
Author: Dorian

Those are Balzac gloves,a Misfits inspired punk band from Japan. The fact that she's sporting them with such a none Misfits type outfit makes her about a hundred times hotter.
I bet she'd be fun to go used record shopping with.



Subject: hotty misfit chik
Date: May 22 2006 11:41:54 PM
Author: shitwolf

ooooohhhh!!! she is hot!,you know she would be into naughties!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!



Subject: Shawarma
Date: May 21 2006 11:00:00 AM
Author: Isabel (Ecuador)

Love the gloves!



Subject: juicy
Date: May 19 2006 10:51:50 PM
Author: yum

can i bite her thigh



Subject: you love
Date: May 19 2006 11:29:09 AM
Author: that girl

She's a bore!!



Subject: fresh!!
Date: May 18 2006 07:19:32 PM
Author: do it johnny

whatever her whole outfits from h&m? then again so is everyon elses!!



Subject: YEAHHH
Date: May 18 2006 05:03:06 PM
Author: HAHAHA

what the fuck i know this girl! MOLLLLLLLLY!!!!!!!!!



Subject: ;alkj
Date: May 18 2006 05:00:25 PM
Author: i htink

carmen electra- tits = her



Subject: uh
Date: May 18 2006 04:44:04 PM
Author: mr.can

...whats with the dodgy clothes?



Subject: cc
Date: May 18 2006 04:41:36 PM
Author: ed

HAHA charlotte fucking church when she was 15!
blatently her.



Subject: keep reading
Date: May 18 2006 04:34:08 PM
Author: who cares

well, i juxtasuppose so



Subject: </3
Date: May 18 2006 04:32:56 PM
Author: T-Rock

Fuck your juxtaposition. It's an outfit, not my high school English final.



Subject: this
Date: May 18 2006 12:59:43 PM
Author: girl

she kinda looks like carmen electra...minus the whore.



Subject: .
Date: May 18 2006 12:32:37 PM
Author: .

better looking charlotte church anyone?
minus the whale blubber obviously



Subject: Hell, I'd fuck her!
Date: May 18 2006 12:26:59 PM
Author: Do IT!

She's cute as hell and the clothes come off!



Subject: she is great!!
Date: May 18 2006 09:08:45 AM
Author: quit complaining

LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: hmm
Date: May 17 2006 11:51:43 PM
Author: Revenge

Why must you mention your dicks on the verge of exploding or malfunctioning in some hilarious manner evertime there's a pretty girl near you?
Does that happen to you in real life? If so, I feel terrifically terrible for you. terrific!
You should take something to stop that. Or get a thing. To suppress it.



Subject: Dig?
Date: May 17 2006 01:49:37 PM
Author: Miss Woo

Dig the gloves - the rest is not particularly facinating.



Subject: pr'e
Date: May 17 2006 01:19:50 PM
Author: eddie

she's not even that pretty



Subject: yeah
Date: May 17 2006 12:44:55 PM
Author: guevara

umm shes hot...that's all i have to say about that, i do like the gloves though, theyre awesome...i could never pull of a look like that so i give her "mad props".



Subject: i'm with tony
Date: May 17 2006 01:40:05 AM
Author: martin

i didn't know my own opinion untill i read it from bad hash



Subject: Shnap
Date: May 16 2006 09:51:47 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

Lookee here toots. You need to shnap your low carb, no fat, Sweet-n-Low yuppie pie hole shut. Ladies love Badassassino because he gives them license to chow down. You won't catch me buying into the mental enslavement of the spoon body fetish. I'm not necessarily into fat bodies per se, but I definitely prefer a lady with some moosh, if you know what I mean. It feels good, it looks good, and it typically adorns the frame of truly liberated women. Regarding myself, why would I want to take the stairs when I can ride the elevator? Please. Built for comfort AND speed. That's my motto.



Subject: my sack
Date: May 16 2006 09:33:48 PM
Author: El Rey

tingled ever so slightly while looking at this photo,
nice big beutiful eyes



Subject: her
Date: May 16 2006 06:34:29 PM
Author: Geek

Why is it that geeks are so hot...?

www.releaseyourinnergeek.com.au



Subject: girl
Date: May 16 2006 04:22:54 PM
Author: botbot

she looks really awkward. like she little to no movement in every joint



Subject: Hold the phone!
Date: May 16 2006 03:15:09 PM
Author: WHAT!?!?

you guys have dinks?



Subject: skinny jeans
Date: May 16 2006 02:29:06 PM
Author: Wayne

Those jeans are so January 2006.



Subject: dollar store gloves
Date: May 16 2006 02:07:40 PM
Author: Petey Murphster

don't get me wrong, she's edible. but let's get real with the halloween gloves...come oooooon!



Subject: sigh
Date: May 16 2006 01:53:03 PM
Author: hank greenberg

i'm going to have to say that the fashion swat on somethingawful.com is better than the dos and don't



Subject: tony badass
Date: May 16 2006 01:06:36 PM
Author: shnap

Only mooshy guys (and crackheads) like mooshy girls. take the stairs next time tony.



Subject: wow
Date: May 16 2006 12:40:46 PM
Author: aprilmayjunejuly

you're really getting creative with different ways to say your have a boner, it's slightly admirable.



Subject: tiny feet
Date: May 16 2006 12:42:50 PM
Author: your mom

her shoes look like little hood ornaments!!



Subject: don't trim the fat
Date: May 16 2006 12:00:17 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino

I think you like women that only virgins like. Yes, she's pretty in an average way, but we all know that a pretty head on top of a knobby bod is a drag in the sack. Real men need mooshy women who love food and aren't afraid to show it. Head too big for body equals anorexia.



Subject: dinks?
Date: May 16 2006 11:42:10 AM
Author: Um.......

did you say dinks?



Subject: ...
Date: May 16 2006 11:29:40 AM
Author: howmanymany

she's really pretty. number please.



Subject: jayhook is right
Date: May 16 2006 11:22:45 AM
Author: andy milonakis

sarah plain and tall



Subject: funkyzeit mit Nikki
Date: May 16 2006 10:03:15 AM
Author: Nikk

You should say where the pictures are taken.



Subject: Pretty
Date: May 16 2006 08:23:38 AM
Author: jayhook

Put Rosie O'Donnell's face on her and shes a DONT. Rule of thumb: PRETTY=DO, UGLY=DONT. Style obviously has nothing to do with it.



Subject: the only response to that is
Date: May 16 2006 08:17:01 AM
Author: hoppo

Boing



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