Your testicles have to get some fresh air once in awhile. In fact, letting them run around the block in the snow is actually beneficial for sperm production. Don’t forget to put a pair of sunglasses on them though. Balls have very sensitive eyes.
what happened to the capitain picard comment that was here a while ago? that was gold.
also, fuck you vice.
Date: Mar 25 2008 02:56:52 PM Author: muthafutha
deftly position said testes on her face- preferably on top of her eyelids- not only will your sperm production be greatly enhanced from all the fresh air but she might try and flick them as well
Date: Mar 25 2008 10:04:36 AM Author: Victoria
Yes! Aw-sm
Date: Mar 24 2008 03:47:37 PM Author: sara
nothing about the socks on the hands? I hope he has a crack pipe in those shorts, otherwise this just doesn't make any sense.
Riddle me this: Who the fuck fucks these German raver-mom divorcées that are "starting the life all over again?" Huh? Is it adolescent techno DJs with Vaseline lenses for eyes or just kids with really wide dicks who are into long tits?
