The best thing about giving up booze for a couple months isn’t the better sleep or the lack of hangovers or saving money. It’s having a wee sip of your first drink of 2008 and it being so fucking delicious you want to pop your eyeballs out of your head so you can drink them as well.
victor, on Aug 23 2009 06:26:03 PM wrote: excellent, but I think you guys should credit the great Frank Zappa for that quote.
Date: Jun 09 2008 07:39:43 AM Author: g
i bet thats her sex face
Date: Jun 02 2008 12:13:45 AM Author: ///
her imagining her pap test tomorrow morning
Date: May 03 2008 08:56:17 PM Author: cockmasta
mmm mmm mmm...now thats a tasty beverage!
Date: Apr 23 2008 03:18:08 PM Author: splashyou
looks like a bar in dublin that i can't remember the name of. but i guess y'all don't make it out to the sticks. by the way, don't you people ever put up pics of goodlooking guys. i mean proper goodlooking. i'm not looking for beefcake or nothing here - not like a 'guido' or whatever vaguely racist term is your word of the month but not some skinny razorlight-looking topshop piece of artschool dropout either.
Date: Apr 18 2008 11:56:09 PM Author: pointdexter
actually, screw procrastinating about all this work i should be doing. I'm chucking it completely and going out to find this party.
Date: Apr 11 2008 04:45:44 AM Author: don
gorgeous! she makes boozing romantic ;)
Date: Apr 10 2008 03:29:05 PM Author: mr.patch
"HOLY SHIT!!...LOOK AT THE COCK ON THAT GUY!!!"
Date: Mar 28 2008 06:48:46 PM Author: LAyer
is that piano bar NYC?
Date: Mar 19 2008 05:01:00 AM Author: ll
haha! Cute!
Subject: writing Date: Mar 14 2008 01:26:15 PM Author: SR2
making fun of photos of people is great fun. Why not keep the Do's and Dont's and lose the comments. THAT'S where the shite writing is.
Subject: the dos and don'ts Date: Mar 13 2008 03:46:56 PM Author: jokey mcfiddle
i suggest dropping the dos and don'ts from your repertoire. it's so depressing to read subpar captions, and know that it's not just mcinnes on an off day, not that he has those. DOS AND DON'TS ARE OVER. THEY'RE NOT FUNNY. please put it to bed.
Subject: hissssss Date: Mar 13 2008 12:00:02 AM Author: meow
this is the first proper do in a long time. She's a do do do
Subject: quit hating Date: Mar 12 2008 10:47:53 AM Author: esteban
she's hot. I love it when people allow themselves to make the stupid faces we all make from time to time in public. It makes me feel, for just a few moments, that everyone in New York is not a ball smoker who buys clothes from AA.
Subject: duh Date: Mar 11 2008 08:02:27 PM Author: ???
she has man-hands
Subject: I think... Date: Mar 11 2008 05:37:11 PM Author: steve
her eyes finally got a good look at that schnoz.
Subject: this is Date: Mar 10 2008 11:24:01 PM Author: dumb
ew her shirt is heinous. and the rest of her.
Subject: Ok Date: Mar 10 2008 01:52:05 PM Author: So
she's just noticed the world's most teeny weeniest peen ever
and it's turned her ON.
Subject: thats my old apartment Date: Mar 10 2008 11:02:33 AM Author: ben
montreal, plateau. what what
Subject: um..vice? Date: Mar 10 2008 10:37:50 AM Author: The girl you want to fuck
who the fuck gives up booze? since the first sweet drop of whiskey hit my lips when I was 14 i've never looked back. i don't care if my kidneys hurt or sometimes I piss blood. I don't even mind if i'm the only person drinking at 10:30am in the hotel lobby. True I'm 25 and haven't consumed a bev that doesn't contained alcohol in about 3 years, but quitting means you think its bad to do it and that means you care. Fuck you. Vice sucks now. Smoke some crack and quit trying so hard.
Subject: street boner! Date: Mar 10 2008 10:35:21 AM Author: nyk
Gav. M. at least would have said something about the track lighting. this babe is still a DO for me. does anyone know why he left?
Subject: mutha Date: Mar 10 2008 10:16:32 AM Author: futha
giv up booze for two months and you'll end up drinking your eye balls, a DO?!
a bit overzealous dontcha think.
" yes, i'll hav a dash of eyeball with that! "
Subject: Classic Date: Mar 10 2008 08:24:33 AM Author: James Alexander
Old photo but bloody brilliat none the less. Girls pretty hot in her own way too.
Subject: Sigh Date: Mar 10 2008 03:03:57 AM Author: Brad
Everything in this photo is a DON'T. Even the crown molding.
Subject: oraz!!! Date: Mar 10 2008 02:32:50 AM Author: el xorro
really!!!?? serously really really!!!? Really does it really happen when you give booze up for a couple of months!!!! no way
Totally deep caption.... congratulations vice
Subject: 000 Date: Mar 10 2008 02:30:20 AM Author: 000
This girl is a cute cartoon!!!!! oh and thank you Maximum!!You got it in one!!!!
Subject: booze Date: Mar 10 2008 01:32:53 AM Author: bebo max
i loves tha booze
Subject: mecca Date: Mar 10 2008 12:44:09 AM Author: don
adolescent fat chick joke. I would not have sex with this girl
Subject: not second Date: Mar 10 2008 12:21:59 AM Author: first
first oh yes
Boys love girls dressed like the 60s (and will even forgive stirrups—why can’t those be tights?) because it harkens back to a time when you could still marry a virgin.
When hairy bald guys do that thing where they grow a goatee, shave their heads, and then put sunglasses on top of them to simulate bangs it makes them look ashamed of themselves. When guys do the exact opposite of all those things it makes you proud to be a dude.
