“Umbrella” was a great song but they need to give Rihanna a rest from the promo tour and all the TV appearances or we’re going to end up with another Britney situation.
this picture needs no caption. this guy is NOT having it. Jokes.
Date: Apr 17 2008 05:00:40 PM Author: sue
he looks like xzibit with an anorexic girl's body
Date: Apr 10 2008 04:32:13 PM Author: ONE THING....
...always bugged me: Why do black men get sucked into wearing fruity colored spandex and riding ten speeds around like overpaid white corpo execs do?? Huh??
Anybody with me here?
Do your race a favor, black men of America, DITCH THE FUCKING TIGHTS & TEN SPEEDS!!!
Its bad enough that all these fucking white, type A assholes (THE MAN) make us look like idiots, you black guys have to join in on the fun...HAVE SOME FUCKING PRIDE ALREADY!!! WE KNOW YOURE INTELLIGENT, OK???
Jesus....
Oh yeah, who says riding 10,000 dollar 5lb, carbon framed, ultra-aerodynamic ten speed qualifies as excercise?? IT DOESNT. STOP. NOW. PLEASE....
Subject: Really vice? Date: Mar 16 2008 08:48:03 AM Author: Se
stupid.
Subject: Huh? Date: Mar 15 2008 11:59:31 PM Author: KT
Wait ... Umbrella was a good song? I think you mixed up your adjectives.
this dude is totally in amsterdam, he can do what he want! and it fucking rains a lot there, and he's prob wicked doped out, so he can do what he please. Amsterfuckingdam.
Subject: umbrella Date: Mar 11 2008 06:29:32 PM Author: justin
was NOT, EVER, a great song
Subject: happy Date: Mar 08 2008 10:02:56 PM Author: me
this one made me laugh for a change. good one son
Subject: randa Date: Mar 07 2008 12:00:18 AM Author: no shit
we get the joke. are you from san francisco by any chance?
Subject: doooo Date: Mar 06 2008 04:10:23 PM Author: roy g biv
the fact that he's middle aged and black makes this a DO. if i were an olympic athlete, he woudl be my coach.
Subject: music to my eyes Date: Mar 06 2008 02:22:21 PM Author: randa
ok really. please work with me a bit, i think i might have something here. i think the commentary is proposing that the cyclist we see in exhibit a is in fact... RIHANNA... with her umbrella. yes? consider it.
Subject: u used to have taste Date: Mar 06 2008 12:11:28 PM Author: boobo
hah, what happened to Vice, it's a shame..
u use to make me laugh a giggle with the captions on "dos and don'ts"... Guys!
'"Umbrella" is a great song'... is that suppose to be funny or has your taste gone down the toilet???
Subject: Vice Date: Mar 06 2008 03:39:49 AM Author: Mayernick
I'm tired of coming to this site just for these few fickle words...everyday damnit!
Subject: um Date: Mar 05 2008 10:50:15 PM Author: halifax
why does everyone complain about the comments?
who cares?
Subject: gayvin mcgayness Date: Mar 05 2008 04:25:55 AM Author: lame
the caption is a "dont" itself,
so lame it makes a crappy photo look like a do.
Subject: pour Date: Mar 05 2008 01:37:14 AM Author: junglestu
poor caption pour like the rain. rhianna jay z hahaha hahahah ahhhhhhh not funny
Subject: boring Date: Mar 05 2008 01:06:16 AM Author: boring
ho hum
Subject: Noticing Date: Mar 04 2008 04:59:08 PM Author: Noticer
" hes a cyclist... with an umbrella?"
This picture was taken in Amsterdam, fool. They all have bikes and it's always raining.
Subject: jack Date: Mar 04 2008 04:30:41 PM Author: mehoff
vice needs to work on its boring situation
Subject: chunky butt nugget Date: Mar 04 2008 04:04:06 AM Author: stupid kid
ha ha, look at this chunky butt nugget
Subject: I know him Date: Mar 03 2008 07:51:59 PM Author: eltonbong at myspace
What makes the joke so funny is that he walks around cruising humming that song, which replaced 'Its raining men', which replaced 'singing in the rain'!
Subject: boring Date: Mar 03 2008 07:24:07 PM Author: terrible
that song was boring, this dude is boring. there's really nothing more to it than that.
Subject: ah Date: Mar 03 2008 06:11:13 PM Author: ah
Looks like an old faggy japanese version of method man
What's Farnsworth Bentley's father doing dressed up like a gay German cyclist? He looks like an wrinkled old Ballpark that sat on the window sill for too long drowned in ketchup with just that touch of French's to keep it on the wild side.
Subject: Vice praises lame music Date: Mar 03 2008 04:01:29 PM Author: brink back
That Umbrella song sucks donkey penis...enis...enis.
Subject: bad one VICE Date: Mar 03 2008 03:56:08 PM Author: Someone from Canada
BOOOOO......try thinking up something that doesn't crowd my over-stimulated mind with MORE celeBritney bull-shit.....no one cares so drop it, blah, blah, blah, VOMIT......
"Umbrella"....how about something a little more classy, and classic like Mary Poppins......SORRY, BUT YOU FAIL
Subject: uh? Date: Mar 03 2008 11:58:38 AM Author: but..
what does that even mean?
Subject: . Date: Mar 03 2008 11:02:31 AM Author: t.j.
hes a cyclist... with an umbrella?
Subject: sbtvc Date: Mar 03 2008 10:18:30 AM Author: tommy
no more gavin it shows
Subject: friend Date: Mar 03 2008 06:53:20 AM Author: happy
this is a fucking good one
Subject: fool Date: Mar 03 2008 03:11:04 AM Author: jeroen
so sad, so fucking sad
Subject: ZOMG Date: Mar 03 2008 03:02:18 AM Author: ....
That ain't no Rihanna! That's Methadone Man,... you jerk-offs!
Subject: 000 Date: Mar 03 2008 02:13:15 AM Author: 000
A stopwatch!!!He looks like an olympic coach for the 100 metre R@pe!!!
Subject: . Date: Mar 03 2008 12:16:45 AM Author: .
legs of a 12 year-old...
Subject: new yoik Date: Mar 03 2008 12:06:48 AM Author: foist
i am in his womb
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