Beam me up a $40 blowjob, Scotty! The Swedish Vulcan rent boys have landed and they’re draining gallery owners’ balls like Roto-Rooter on crank.



Marlene, on Sep 10 2008 03:40:17 PM wrote:
And by the way its not the same guy
www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1283&country=nz
pay attention to the eyebrows.
he only has the same kind of beauty.


Marlene, on Sep 10 2008 03:36:24 PM wrote:
I'd fuck them both, but this guy on the left is so indescribably beautiful.


solideo, on Jul 27 2008 05:32:41 AM wrote:
fuck these guys. they're the reason refused wrote brutish pome and stopped being earth crisis.


Date: Jun 04 2008 08:24:48 PM
Author: eciv

That dudes face is so angular, he's was in NME's "indie bands to look out for 08" right?



Date: Jun 03 2008 09:49:47 AM
Author: s t a n

i'd fuck them both



Date: May 11 2008 06:53:54 PM
Author: janjy

its a hilary swank-off



Date: Apr 30 2008 10:00:37 PM
Author: oooh

they're beautiful. such a do.
i've always had a thing for a vulcan.



Date: Apr 30 2008 01:05:00 AM
Author: ugh

don't hate, those guys are cute!



Date: Apr 23 2008 06:17:40 PM
Author: sir cragstick

the insults against the guy on the right are basically because he has perfect bone structure and everybody would love to be him. But his hair is shite.



Date: Apr 17 2008 10:45:27 PM
Author: bitchfashionista

loves the guy on the right, how much? :)



Date: Apr 17 2008 05:03:30 PM
Author: sue

i smell semen



Date: Apr 09 2008 01:39:42 PM
Author: east

fringy-ness, indeed.



Date: Apr 08 2008 10:20:12 AM
Author: jack

do. bollox! you know this guy flicks his fucking fringe an unneccesary amount of times, just to emphasise his fringyness! every time he turns his head, or says something about capitolism! what a cunt!



Date: Mar 28 2008 08:32:01 PM
Author: gary

O7G0eS sd89f984q34slf



Date: Mar 20 2008 03:07:22 PM
Author: Ashley

If this picture were only of the guy on the right, I'd be satisfied. But this piece-of-shit, hair-over-one-eye guy has me so pissed it's like I've just met Mr "I Just Had A Lobotomy And Don't Know What The Fuck Is Going On."



Subject: shit
Date: Mar 13 2008 05:11:45 AM
Author: julia

he makes me hungry
in a food way..i thought he was a maneqiun...i think nothing is new



Subject: swedeland
Date: Mar 10 2008 11:18:53 AM
Author: me

what's going on with all the swedish references? i don't get it...



Subject: Don'tCareWhatThey'reWearingOrWhoTheyAre
Date: Mar 06 2008 03:03:09 PM
Author: Fruit Loop

And I STILL think they're cute! And why not: let him be a girl(!) ... androgyny rules! Didn't ye know that?! In fact that is the DO about this pic ;-)

All of you - just a pack of intellectual motherf******!!!



Subject: stuff
Date: Mar 03 2008 01:54:03 PM
Author: gordon d.

that one guy was in another picture a while back, and everyone was SOOO sure he was a girl. well "ha!" to them!



Subject: don't
Date: Mar 03 2008 03:35:03 AM
Author: don't

don't



Subject: peen
Date: Mar 01 2008 06:45:05 PM
Author: der

The Blackberry symbolizes a penis. And not just any old penis, but the penis of a mobile professional.



Subject: linda
Date: Mar 01 2008 03:34:26 PM
Author: el xorro

i dont care what the hell they are doing that pic is so nice!!!



Subject: 000
Date: Mar 01 2008 06:21:02 AM
Author: 000

Sucking men off in the bathroom is illogical!!!Doing it in a park or corner of a nightclub is proper.



Subject: p.s.
Date: Mar 01 2008 02:46:32 AM
Author: p.s.

are DOs and DON'Ts even about fashion anymore or is it just boy crushes?



Subject: hey
Date: Feb 29 2008 11:18:24 PM
Author: hey

that's totally the same dude from 5 days ago but with a cut and color.



Subject: what the hell
Date: Feb 29 2008 10:12:00 PM
Author: john

how is this a do, they look like shit.



Subject: mutha
Date: Feb 29 2008 06:46:07 PM
Author: futha

ohhhhh someone has semblance of cultural edginess.....

wow! impressive!



Subject: That's Methed Up
Date: Feb 29 2008 04:25:14 PM
Author: GiantDrunkenRobot

People who've never done crank shouldn't drop references about it.
You may as well insert the word "extreme" or "Mountain Dew" instead of "crank" for all the actual knowledge you have of the subject.
Seriously, you sound like fucking Poochie from that episode of the Simpsons, desperately clinging to some misplaced semblance of cultural edginess.



Subject: REPEAT BOY
Date: Feb 29 2008 04:06:54 PM
Author: shesabigdork

Isn't this the same sharp-faced guy from the fur coat/headband mess a few days ago? I'm totally done with this site now, it's been stale for months.



Subject: save for their faces
Date: Feb 29 2008 04:04:56 PM
Author: x

how very japanese.



Subject: iglesias
Date: Feb 29 2008 03:45:43 PM
Author: me

is that guy singing on the VBS ad to the right Enrique iglesias?



Subject: Psh
Date: Feb 29 2008 02:52:20 PM
Author: Ashley

The guy on the right has, what Vice calls, the androgynous Ryan McGinley thing going on. Granted it's a tad gay if taken the wrong way, but his style is good and that's all that matters in this case. The guy on the left's pants are either a bad cargo or just bleached/thrown up on. Also, is he sitting on a sink?! If this is a bathroom then I'm disappointed in you, Vice.



Subject: somebody help me out here
Date: Feb 29 2008 01:05:31 PM
Author: what?

MTV BOUGHT VICE? WHAT THE FUCK? NO WONDER YOU GUYS SUCK ASS NOW. YOU USED TO BE BETTER. YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE. THIS LOOKS LIKE AN MTV DO ANYWAY THESE GUYS LOOK FUCKING STUPID.



Subject: uhh
Date: Feb 29 2008 12:37:54 PM
Author: lo

shame about the army pants, they kinda spoil it



Subject: Mannequinn
Date: Feb 29 2008 12:35:57 PM
Author: Dan

Uh, I'm pretty sure that's a mannequinn on the left.



Subject: Addicted
Date: Feb 29 2008 09:33:39 AM
Author: Fruit Loop

Oh, aren't they cuuute! *drool* Can't help ...



Subject: jeans
Date: Feb 29 2008 08:08:15 AM
Author: lets celebrate and dance for free

whats up with those jeans? did he puke on himself?



Subject: what th' fk
Date: Feb 29 2008 07:56:59 AM
Author: moi

do -- as in, "people are doing it, so i guess we have to call it a do"



Subject: bill frist
Date: Feb 29 2008 06:25:35 AM
Author: justin

was a republican senator from tennessee...it was a joke, no?



Subject: um
Date: Feb 29 2008 02:59:15 AM
Author: Sisyphus Jones

viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1283&country=nz

it's the same dude. twice in a week. I mean, I'd totally pretend to be a boy so I could screw him, but that's pretty wrong of you, Vice. You stalkers.



Subject: fuuuuuck...
Date: Feb 29 2008 02:17:50 AM
Author: ox

why can't you guys just be funny again , did vice switch writers or what? fuck you vice. good thing your free.



Subject: nah
Date: Feb 29 2008 02:00:07 AM
Author: nadine

the left guy has the most pathetically lame haircut. i'll take right one.



Subject: chodes
Date: Feb 29 2008 12:32:48 AM
Author: meatball aka meaty aka the mayor

bunch of damn chodes



Subject: haha
Date: Feb 29 2008 12:27:13 AM
Author: hehe

bill was so pumped to be first that he spelled it wrong.



Subject: ...
Date: Feb 29 2008 12:09:46 AM
Author: Brad

Josh Hartnett, I hardly knew ye.



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