Oh dear Lord. Look how soft and unspoiled she is. Too bad you’re on your way to a party where the girl you drunkenly cheated on her with last week is definitely going to be. Why do girlfriends only ever look this good when you’re engulfed in a flaming pillar of regret?
Date: May 30 2008 06:27:51 PM Author: jesus christ
wow, dunduns, way to post your little screed beneath a picture that meets none of your own criteria.
Date: May 29 2008 01:27:37 PM Author: Dunduns.
Why did Vice become so fucking Canadian and soft? It used to be smart and funny and now it's just weak and predictable. I mean like the whole magazine, not just the DOs & DONTs. There's no office and no staff anymore, Vice HQ is just a garage with a giant robot in it, his right hand jacking off his throbbing metal cock, and his left arm holding a clipboard with instructions and a checklist:
"Hello robot, all pictures must meet at least one of the following criteria, or you're fired. Does this picture contain:
> some version of leggings/bodysuit/tights?
> a pair of Chucks (dirty dirty gay shoes)?
> some sort of Muslim looking scarf/ascot/shawl shit that Jim Jones might wear?
> shorts? Girl shorts trump all, free pass to DOs & DONTs.
> an awkward combination of tights and shoes that look frumpy together, but we persist in insisting is hot?
> ill-fitting pants? any type of ill-fitting pants?
> something the Fresh Prince might wear? Theoretically is fine, just something you THINK Will Smith might have worn on television in 1990, robot. I mean, we never actually saw the show when it was on TV because we were five and not allowed to watch "black American television shows" here in Quebec, so your expert opinion is paramount here (he's a black robot, giant metal penis, duh)
> enough pasty faced kids in 80s-inspired gym clothes to resemble an American Apparel ad?
Good job robot."
Date: May 27 2008 12:25:11 AM Author: water you talking about.?
she looks fucking great
Date: May 15 2008 07:33:20 AM Author: Mundo
She'd make the kind of homely girlfriend who'd INSIST on picking those sub-dermal spots on your back you've had since you were a teenager.
Date: Apr 21 2008 12:13:20 PM Author: Excuse me but...
if you've got the stomach to wear high waisters then why not?
I'm not kean on the shirt but the face makes up for it, I reckon she's pretty cute.
I also think some people should calm down, you'd think someone had posted a picture of their mum in a dick sandwich the way they get so worked up.
Date: Apr 20 2008 06:37:56 AM Author: motherbrain
i like the high jeans
Date: Apr 10 2008 04:09:55 PM Author: j
she's okay. i really don't like her clothes particularly, but i'd sleep with her. but i wouldn't call her the next day
Subject: girl in doorway Date: Mar 11 2008 12:33:07 AM Author: hmmm
I bet half you people bitching about her clothes have great outfits and are dogs compared to this chick. Not that she's amazing- I just think it's funny how worked up you tools get over some bad shirt/jeans combo.
Subject: fuckin' real? Date: Mar 08 2008 03:40:47 AM Author: erin
casin' the goodwill much?
shes missin the angry toddlers with different dads pulling on her sleeveless shirt for some more government cheese sandwiches.
she looks like the mom your dad wanted to bang the beats with.... in 7th grade..
and now he did, and owes back child support.
get real with that shirt.
all she needs is a scrunchy to make me vomit up everything that cost more than that outfit combined.
Subject: Junglestuisanidiot Date: Feb 28 2008 04:03:06 AM Author: Junglestuisanidiot
Junglestu is an idiot
Subject: fod Date: Feb 28 2008 12:37:50 AM Author: junglestu
she looks slightly foolish
Subject: ok.. Date: Feb 13 2008 08:01:57 AM Author: ollie
what the fucks going on with those jeans.
Subject: blah Date: Feb 07 2008 05:45:39 AM Author: mike
she's sooo hot but so boring if you took her out too get fucked shed just spend the whole night drinking coca cola!!!
Subject: swap Date: Feb 06 2008 09:42:59 PM Author: cum
looks like one of my moms friends from the 70's gross
Subject: commenting Date: Feb 06 2008 08:04:37 PM Author: duh
Q:Why do girlfriends only ever look this good when you’re engulfed in a flaming pillar of regret?
A: Because you are an asshole.
Subject: innit Date: Feb 06 2008 11:58:21 AM Author: ...oi...
average at best!!!!
Subject: he Date: Feb 06 2008 08:29:38 AM Author: mara salvatrucha
hehehehe just hehe
Subject: ?? Date: Feb 06 2008 08:14:47 AM Author: mr mojo
i have said it before and i may say it again worst DO ever. she is so boring. why viceman why????
Subject: gregor Date: Feb 06 2008 05:05:25 AM Author: greg
well that sucked
Subject: ? Date: Feb 05 2008 10:15:27 PM Author: ?
the lower half of her face looks like a dude
Subject: Mother Date: Feb 05 2008 10:07:25 PM Author: Jeans.
Her jeans scream yeast infection. I expect she walked off the set of a Canesten commercial, the one where people awkwardly discover about her yeast infection in public.
Doing her would give you a flaming pillar of regret. Filthy.
Subject: yup Date: Feb 05 2008 06:10:58 PM Author: vinks
you were drunkminded
we'll forgive but won't give , at least til next week.
Subject: ... Date: Feb 05 2008 05:18:22 PM Author: ...
Needs less fail.
Subject: ugh Date: Feb 05 2008 04:50:00 PM Author: SR2
""Oh dear Lord. Look how soft and unspoiled she is" Does that first sentence creep anyone else out?"
Yes? Sounds kinda creepazoid. And can we please get some photos from this century pleeease.
Subject: hmmm..... Date: Feb 05 2008 02:10:39 PM Author: bzzz....
...looks like tori amos except with bigger eyes....
Subject: Cutie Date: Feb 05 2008 01:37:47 PM Author: Tim
She is pure cuteness! she looks like the woman you want to wake up with in the morning after a night out and ur all destroyed and she's lying next to you and whispering that everythings gonna be alright, after being the one dragging ur crappy half-dead drunken shit ass home the night before and cleaning up ur vomit and looking after you until you fall asleep without thanking her!
she truly is beautiful....
Subject: ? Date: Feb 05 2008 12:40:46 PM Author: RoboSpaceChrist
flaming pillar of regret?
Subject: Creeped! Date: Feb 05 2008 08:17:12 AM Author: John
"Oh dear Lord. Look how soft and unspoiled she is"
Does that first sentence creep anyone else out?
Subject: 000 Date: Feb 05 2008 08:03:53 AM Author: 000
That's what she get's for 3 years of jogging pants!So what if I've gained a little weight,and KFC hasn't promoted me in like forever,and I gropped her sister..Fuck I'm calling my mom!
Subject: maquiavela Date: Feb 05 2008 06:34:31 AM Author: malena
we know what shirt to wear to make you feel like shit
Subject: right Date: Feb 05 2008 03:35:23 AM Author: um
mom jeans? high wasiters are pure sex, you ass frog.
Subject: why i beat women Date: Feb 05 2008 01:43:55 AM Author: teledildo
10 years finds her in the self-help section of a Border's reading about crystal therapy and why every man she ever dated beat her
Subject: but i understand Date: Feb 05 2008 01:16:26 AM Author: dinky doo
mom jeans would make me cheat on her too
Subject: f Date: Feb 05 2008 01:14:13 AM Author: ?
why would you jill off to this. there is so much beautiful porn on the internets, girls.
Subject: hell yeah Date: Feb 05 2008 01:02:25 AM Author: Cate
First to jill off to this picture.
Subject: My hot sticky crotch Date: Feb 05 2008 12:07:59 AM Author: Steve
First to jack off to this picture.
The rule used to be you could only wear a fedora with a collared shirt and cords, not jeans, but do you think this maverick gives a flying fuck about the rules? He IS the rules.
Why would you wait for some company to create a satellite-feed surveillance pack when you know they're just going to slap their logo all over it and make the battery a piece of shit. Just build the damn thing yourself and get to blogging every single second of every single day ever. Comments/Enlarge See all
