fukwit, on Nov 21 2008 02:48:59 PM wrote: skunk-hairstyle
Date: May 20 2008 10:36:58 PM Author: Ellie
That caption was fantastic.
Subject: Awesome caption Date: Mar 06 2008 06:58:59 AM Author: Rols
Just you wait - the '90s revival' in fashion can't be too far away
Subject: - Date: Feb 17 2008 05:56:36 AM Author: o?
Yeah,he's a hungarian techno "musician".
Subject: heh Date: Dec 26 2007 04:29:03 PM Author: dasenke
there is a big star in hungary look like this
name is lala and his playing folkloric techno
called "mulatos" music i think its he
techno is sooooo popular in eastern europe villages
Subject: .. Date: Oct 03 2007 01:23:57 PM Author: n.
laurier repppp!
Subject: nope Date: May 10 2007 09:57:04 PM Author: severine
say whateverthefuck you want about the '90s, but the mountains of shitty lo-fi indie rock that followed will never, fucking ever, hold a candle to the glory of "jock jams"...
i think i know this guy and i'm pretty sure he goes to wilfrid Laurier
Subject: respect Date: Apr 07 2007 07:46:53 PM Author: Al
ah man that caption is classic. i loved it when i read it in the magazine
Subject: !? Date: Jan 22 2007 04:03:14 PM Author: Mo
Hey! That's my friend Cesar and I think he moved to Sweden.
Subject: I'm comfused.... Date: Jan 09 2007 02:44:37 AM Author: bleier
Aye? 90's dance electronica is shitty? Now u tell me... Will just have to keep it in store to all the lovely 90's parties
Subject: agreed Date: Sep 25 2006 06:28:28 AM Author: jax
double wammy.. double fucking wammy..
im waiting for nitzer ebb to come out and sing a duet with emf in a second..
why do boys think that they look good like that..noone likes that asshole!
noone!
Subject: even in high school Date: Sep 03 2006 02:01:43 AM Author: terence
i knew that mohawks were for self obsessed fags
Subject: it's the Fatboy Slim/Norman Cook Date: Aug 31 2006 02:37:29 PM Author: lou_weed
collection. actually not a bad album. i like his earlier stuff and some of his remixes.
Subject: Party Time Date: May 31 2006 05:43:08 PM Author: moi
He works in that department...you can find him under "Techno"..."Now its time on Sprockets when we suck."
Subject: poo Date: May 26 2006 03:44:52 PM Author: nolte
What? Who the fuck is Mark Farina.
Subject: mushroom jazz Date: May 25 2006 07:26:38 PM Author: mushroom jazz
to all the fucking idiots on this page who overlooked it: mark farina's mushroom jazz is right there in your faces and all you can see is that wankers shitty hair? fuck....
Subject: ___ Date: May 19 2006 04:21:56 PM Author: SurfingFinnsWake
Well done!
Subject: Nice Date: May 19 2006 01:20:08 PM Author: colorado john
It's about time the witty captions came back. What's been happening the last 6 months? Did the witty caption guy get bird flu and have an intern fill in for a while. I've already laughed myself off my chair twice reading dos and don'ts today. Welcome back!
Subject: A Dont' for the Ages Date: May 18 2006 02:34:57 PM Author: Nudz
Can we all form a coalition to prevent this from ever becoming a DO again? If there ever is a VICE Dictionary this is THE Don't.
music me like. me bang on drum all day. tekno suckist. rockist rulist. i am the one and only dominator!
Subject: finally Date: May 18 2006 12:53:50 PM Author: Mr. Bitter
10 out of 10
Subject: wow Date: May 17 2006 03:41:44 PM Author: Miss Woo
It's a good thing that i barely remember the 90's. Electronica and fags with with 'hawks were never my bag.
Subject: The 90s weren't that gay Date: May 16 2006 02:58:21 PM Author: huck finn
Ten years from now fat wiggette 30somethings will be eyeing comps with Shaggy and The Baha Men on it. I can't wait!
Subject: the nineties Date: May 16 2006 02:26:55 PM Author: god
the nineties have been wih the sixties probably
the most interresting era of the 20th century musicaly outputwise.
and for sure innovation in music did not happen
with any given guitar bass drum combo.
sorry to say, but techno was rock and roll.
sad but true, that most people who experienced it, fried their brains. so there is noone left to tell the truth.
and people like aphex twin allways had bigger balls than, like, radiohead or other guitar plunking gay wankers.
nirvana? what was that again? black flag!!
black lips? nice kick-ass sixties rerun garage-punk. like back from the grave.
after the nineties the the doctrines of postmodernism finally arrived the world of popular music.
now i do the twist, the jive and the mashed potatoes.
Subject: hawk-boy Date: May 16 2006 02:19:52 PM Author: Minou
"Let's never say "rockist" again. OK?"
Fine by me!
Let's just sit on his shoulders and slowly yank that "hawk" out by the roots just to hear the velcro-ripping sound it would make.
Satisfying!
Subject: electronicist Date: May 15 2006 04:20:03 PM Author: Paul Oakenfold
Let's never say "rockist" again. OK?
Subject: dr.h Date: May 15 2006 12:29:01 PM Author: pm
dr. hasbeen is the man
Subject: ? Date: May 15 2006 09:52:37 AM Author: ?
Jude, is that you?
Subject: Mohawk Date: May 14 2006 06:53:56 PM Author: John
Yeah ok, really ugly mohawk i agree. But i hope you don't say that all dance & electronica sucks. Because that is what we swedes call "rockism". And trust me, mr. author, you don't wanna be a rockist. Moby is a rockist. (But then again he does dance & electronica and that mohawk guy looks like a moby-fan. Confusing.....)
Subject: sad Date: May 14 2006 05:13:45 PM Author: e
it probably sucks to find out that you're a "Don't."
Subject: cd Date: May 14 2006 04:36:19 AM Author: iceberg
fatboy slim
Subject: visual terrorisim Date: May 14 2006 03:42:59 AM Author: dt
dear god!! this guy must be the hero of northlands
Subject: Wow Date: May 13 2006 06:27:20 PM Author: Dr. Hasbeen
Bella Fleck has incredible taste in music considering she's actually been in the business for over four years. Which incedentally, is the shelf life for any shitty band she listens to currently. It is endearing that she thinks that they speak to her on such a deep and meaningful level that she has litlle nick names for them. Adorable.
Subject: years Date: May 13 2006 06:15:25 PM Author: Bela Fleck
Wrong. The 90s were insufferably shitty. I'll take
Cornbread & Camomile and the Volta any day
over Collective Soul and The Spin Drs. Woof.
Subject: - Date: May 13 2006 07:46:15 AM Author: there is NO genres
hohoohoo, every year is shitty
Subject: DANCE ELECTRONICA Date: May 13 2006 02:00:28 AM Author: daney
finally some one said it
Subject: 90s Date: May 13 2006 12:36:47 AM Author: Scott Weiland
You talk too much.
Subject: ? Date: May 13 2006 12:12:03 AM Author: burnwash
Maybe it's an obvious cultural reference that I don't get because I'm stupid, and if it is, my bad, but what CD is Lars looking at?
Subject: well done Date: May 12 2006 09:57:00 PM Author: backslap bronchitis
slam dunk, mcinnes
Subject: funny Date: May 12 2006 09:12:20 PM Author: daniel
funny funny funny. you guys make me laugh, this is one of the only things that make my work day worthwhile
Subject: gross Date: May 12 2006 04:03:18 PM Author: wow
i want to kill him
Subject: re Date: May 12 2006 04:00:56 PM Author: jeppe
heeheeheehee
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