Did you ever go to Niagara Falls and think, "What if you weren't a tourist here and you actually lived here and were really patriotic about your hometown and went to Purple Hawks games and went to the falls every day with your androgynous wife?" Stop. It's too sad.
Subject: did i just contradict myself? Date: Jun 10 2009 05:30:39 AM Author: me
maybe
Subject: gig gig a gigglin Date: Jun 10 2009 05:29:14 AM Author: me
Its a fucking picture, pause, take it in, and laugh. hooohehe ha phew
or i guess you could read into it? ccchh
anonymous comments allow too much freedom for angry kids
Date: Jun 09 2008 03:45:36 PM Author: ljanear
muses for mad tv's "lowered expectations"....
Date: May 19 2008 08:05:17 PM Author: rock strella
pau no meu cu. ass: rock strella
Date: Mar 24 2008 11:18:40 AM Author: Jordan
"Nuthing wrong with ugly people being happy together. Look at all the beautiful people that hate eachother. i bet they have wicked awesome sex on a swing contraption."
fucking hilarious!
to the guy who said canadians are a dont...this magazine was founded and is run by canadians...so fuck yourself
Subject: tonnes of fun Date: Dec 21 2007 03:39:02 PM Author: dizzle
good pic...but i like all the comments about dissing each others countries...what the fuck is up with that ? retards
This reminds me of those tacky postcards you get in those shitty towns your parents dragged you along to when you were younger where the places are so boring images such as these become emblems of their accomplishments. Alas it would Vice too is becoming one of those places- just a tad shit. x
Subject: JEW Date: Jul 04 2007 08:03:03 PM Author: LEE
Pictures from our family vaction to Niagra falls to see my girlfriend(s).. I have courted many girls or I should say women from the Niagra area..Niagra natures Viagra
Subject: Date: Jun 19 2007 12:48:59 PM Author: jj
that bitch looks like John Candy in Home Alone
Subject: mistake Date: Mar 30 2007 12:46:22 PM Author: Ich
Sorry but you have not checked what this 2 really are: they are suicidals wating for a good soul to give them a little push.
Subject: Deep Fried Hot Pockets Date: Dec 09 2006 01:07:46 PM Author: Cecilia
Stop trying to outwit eachother, i'm sure we can all agree that yes, trans fat will catch up with you in the end. Gross.
Subject: hahaha Date: Aug 16 2006 07:06:54 PM Author: mf-villian
TO MUCH DAM CHICKEN hahahahaa
Subject: Make them into perfume. Date: May 31 2006 05:53:17 PM Author: moi
All I can see is the rainbow.....next picture.
Subject: JUMP Date: May 31 2006 03:22:12 PM Author: MITCH
LOOK CORKY AND HIS BITCH ARE GOING TO JUMP.
AND FUC K FAT PEOPLE THEY SUCK.
AND YOU SUCK.
AND YOU.
YEAH, YOU. YOU FAT FUC K.
Subject: food Date: May 29 2006 11:02:49 PM Author: licka
they just look like typical americans
Subject: Oh man, I think I know those people! Date: May 27 2006 06:37:55 PM Author: semiotec
I think I know who those people are, I believe they're the parents of a kid that plays on my little brothers travel hockey team (the Purple Eagles). They just love their son, and showing their support! They're nice people.
Subject: perfect date Date: May 25 2006 05:34:25 PM Author: rhys isteric
It's all about first impressions,
taking some bread to go feed the ducks certainly does that.
it makes a statement that says, "i care".
It's just a shame his sweetheart threw herself in afterwards in an attempt to reach the loaf before those fucking birds did. she never did. obviously didn't understand terminal velocity.
though apparently the sound of her hitting the water could be heard for up to 100 miles away.
now that's what i call a classy lass
Subject: brasilians Date: May 25 2006 11:16:19 AM Author: Clark winston 111
why are all brasilians hookers or junkies?
Subject: Aww Date: May 21 2006 02:05:22 AM Author: Magwish
I think they're kind of sweet.
Subject: fat asses and jackets Date: May 20 2006 10:57:37 PM Author: fukko
fuk me could those two losers asses be any bigger?
Subject: falls Date: May 18 2006 11:34:44 PM Author: Rosie
I live in the falls, I never go out in the falls, because it's full of fuckers like this who can't drive and make me late for work.
Subject: Nuthing Date: May 17 2006 03:53:24 PM Author: Miss Woo
Nuthing wrong with ugly people being happy together. Look at all the beautiful people that hate eachother. i bet they have wicked awesome sex on a swing contraption.
Subject: MADDDDDD Date: May 16 2006 11:24:12 PM Author: slim
Lowwwwwwwerd ex-pec-ta-tions!!!
Subject: how the fuck did brazil get involved? Date: May 16 2006 10:15:34 PM Author: nephesh
hey guess what
everywhere sucks. now please shut the fuck up about fat people and america and brazil and pygmies and go back to the cocksucking.
Subject: poop Date: May 14 2006 02:04:42 AM Author: ed
Get a life and stop jocking Brazil..
How did a low 3rd world forest burning cuntree like BRASIL get so much props? FUCK THEM...also fuck all I LOVE N.Y. BULLSHIT..ESPECIALLY FROM CALIFORNIANS..DICKHEADS..bye bye i love you GEEZUSSS.....ed powers
Subject: Loud Date: May 13 2006 09:21:43 PM Author: BigB
Fuck you. They are making a stand. Buy a jacket with any message on it you fucking spineless wimps and get behind it. And then jump in front of a truck. American are fat and ugly because we have ma-cheese-mo. That means dick stink you fucking ironists.
Subject: ,,, Date: May 12 2006 04:55:34 PM Author: Nik
Regarless of these fatties, I'm sure the lowly Rust Belt kills the Brasilian equivalent on every level.
Subject: Hockey Arena Staff Date: May 12 2006 04:18:37 PM Author: Chesty Malone
I'll bet my balls that he drives the Zamboni and she hands out the rental skates.
Subject: brasil rules Date: May 12 2006 02:08:21 PM Author: El Rey
brasil is a country where hot motheres give advice to there hot daughters on how to haVE good old fashion hot steamy anal sex....that is fucking awsome
amerisa is so full of shit...most noteably Williamsburg and silverlake and all of the red states......
Subject: the point is... Date: May 12 2006 12:28:00 PM Author: Monkey bizz
we look better!
Subject: I'm sure the statistics back me up Date: May 12 2006 06:10:13 AM Author: Uncle Sam
For every North American fat bitch, there is a Brazilian hot chick who's fat because she got KNOCKED UP by her favela capoeira boyfriend. I like Brazil a lot, it is not a shithole. But make no mistake it is inferior.
Subject: haha-monkeyjizz Date: May 11 2006 01:26:40 PM Author: pm
so, monkeyjizz, which are you descended from? let's see, you hate your European masters, you hate the natives...only one option left :
your ancestors were stolen from a faraway land & brought to Brasil. sorry to remind you of the recent past but face the facts-Brasil eats the peanuts out of Canada & America's shit.
Subject: this shithole called Brazil Date: May 11 2006 09:06:24 AM Author: Monkey bizz
I rather have a hot girl than paved streets. Oh, wait, I have both.
"how come most brazilians are poor and trashy? oh wait, it's because your country is made up of the descendants of slaves,pygmies,& conquistadores. sorry, nevermind."
PYGMIES! iīd love to see that! Do we have that? That was a compliment right? Fucking pygmies, what a sight!
SLAVES! Hmmm...i thought they came to the entire America. Lame 3rd world highschools
Conquistadores, those europeans incompetents! Too bad there are still some indians left. They still canīt light a fire without government help. Or burning themselves
Subject: booyaaarrrghhh Date: May 11 2006 05:29:29 AM Author: The Funky Pirate
which one is the guy? or are they both butch as fuck lesbian canadian liberal homos?
Subject: sluuurrrrrp! Date: May 11 2006 03:04:45 AM Author: brasil rules
You fat americans are just jealous because nobody sucks cock like the brazillian man! Do not disrespect the trannies, my mom was one (before she died of AIDS). Brazil still rules though! Butterfaces everywhere!
Subject: - Date: May 10 2006 10:27:37 PM Author: you know
Niagara Falls Jacket....
Subject: that is sad Date: May 10 2006 09:51:08 PM Author: the chick
there's a game where you chuck two sticks into a stream from a bridge and see which comes through the other side first...
Subject: brasil swimsuits Date: May 10 2006 02:04:56 PM Author: P.M.
the problem with brazilian swimsuit models is that you'd better check the private parts. it's the tranny capital of the southern hemispere. trashy,aids-ridden,trannys. as has already been said: Brazil is a shithole..end of.
Subject: yup Date: May 10 2006 02:43:39 PM Author: yup
No debate on the women. It's just the country that sucks. I'm not in any rush to move to a country full of favelas.
Subject: hey Date: May 10 2006 01:42:54 PM Author: brasil rules
yup, thats not me in these last comments. sorry for your mom.
and, by the way, yes, i'm nailing swimsuit models. they grown in trees over here.
Subject: Right, but Date: May 10 2006 01:41:26 PM Author: it's impressive
that you fucked a dead woman.
Mad game, yo.
Subject: sorry Date: May 10 2006 12:23:24 PM Author: but
that's the problem with living things
Subject: my mom Date: May 10 2006 11:30:58 AM Author: is
dead.
Good work.
Subject: no Date: May 10 2006 11:14:12 AM Author: no
no, i'm actually nailing your mom... chief
Subject: hi Date: May 10 2006 11:02:38 AM Author: john
nobody ever says "when i grow up i want to be a junkie."
Subject: yuppers Date: May 10 2006 10:52:23 AM Author: yup
Yah, and I'm sure you're nailing swimsuit models, right chief?
Subject: sorry guys Date: May 10 2006 09:32:53 AM Author: brasil rules again
brasil is a shithole... but, man, do we have FINE looking girls over here!!! its like thousands... everywhere... fuck you
Subject: . Date: May 10 2006 06:56:03 AM Author: .
He's skinny compared to her.
Subject: Go to corner little Serra Date: May 10 2006 06:28:29 AM Author: Uncle Sam
Yeah right, happiness is having to endure normal people looking at you in sick disgust because your fat chunky ripples bulge in ways that look like your skin is blowing mayonnaise bubbles. What exactly is it about drowning your sorrows in buckets of KFC that implies Bliss to you my naive little poster?
Subject: that cannot be happiness Date: May 10 2006 02:50:20 AM Author: james
you can't tell me that being out of breath after struggling to get your fat ass out of bed is happiness. maybe the 3 stacks of chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast afterwards is nice, but then it's right back to barely being able to squeeze into your toyota tercel so you can go work at video rental store. that's not happiness.
Subject: I feel the earth move under my feet. Date: May 10 2006 02:30:38 AM Author: St. Peter
Bling and Blinger. It doesn't get any better than this.
Subject: Rex-'em Date: May 10 2006 02:28:19 AM Author: Tex
I'd eat a bucket of her shit just to see where it comes from!
Subject: in tha house Date: May 09 2006 09:36:04 PM Author: Juan Mendez
The Canadian side has all sorts of awesome tacky shit.
Americans are fat.
Brazil is a shithole.
End of story.
Subject: oh no Date: May 09 2006 09:27:02 PM Author: rustbelt
its actually the purple eagles.
yeah, i know that because i'm from there.
and everyone looks like that.
those are "going out" outfits.
ps. half of niagara falls is in america and half is in canada.
sadly, the canadian side is way cooler and less filled with fat people.
Subject: A little Date: May 09 2006 09:24:31 PM Author: to the left
Those burger chunk North American arses are blocking the view
Subject: Come on Date: May 09 2006 08:03:25 PM Author: lack
Hey, brasil rules - Niagara Falls is in Canada. I don't follow. You are all dipshits.
Subject: daydreams of Hydrogenated Oil Falls Date: May 09 2006 06:50:50 PM Author: Dr. Bouyancy
The upward force exerted on an object (her fat ass) less dense than itself (niagara falls).
Subject: you're all shitfaces Date: May 09 2006 05:21:37 PM Author: serra
If being happy meant: looking like that, marrying that woman, and living near those waterfalls... I would do it, and I would be happy while all of you cynical fucks would still be trying to figure out where it all went so terribly wrong.
p.s. They are probably so fat from eating all those Brasialian tourists, bitch.
Subject: Basil rules Date: May 09 2006 05:14:07 PM Author: prime minister
"how come most american people are so fat and ugly?"
how come most brazilians are poor and trashy? oh wait, it's because your country is made up of the descendants of slaves,pygmies,& conquistadores. sorry, nevermind.
Subject: The Truth Date: May 09 2006 03:54:54 PM Author: Yosian
These guys rock! Never judge them!
Subject: Vote Conservative Date: May 09 2006 03:34:57 PM Author: Brazil AIDS Epidemic via Monkeys
can you even imagine what the baffroom stinks like after these folks drop some brown heat?
Subject: ? Date: May 09 2006 03:10:04 PM Author: brasil rules
how come most american people are so fat and ugly?
Holy fuck the dance this guy was doing was amazing. It was like he was saying, “Get oudda my way world” in a European accent while marching angrily through the shallow end like we gave a shit.
An On the Waterfront vibe is always a strong look, but a bandage from somebody trying to break a beer bottle on your head the night before makes it titanium-plated. Comments/Enlarge See all
