Hey Lilo & Stitch, where did you get the confidence to dance like that—with a fucking tail strapped to your ass no less? Is this the first night you haven’t stayed in watching cartoons?
The twat-bag's a furry. Nothing but solid gold FAIL.
Subject: oddio Date: Sep 20 2007 06:45:42 AM Author: bisa
ma che è successo a questo povero botolo danzante?!?!?!
Subject: tail Date: Sep 08 2007 09:11:14 AM Author: Monstevr
The issue here is the number of kinds of animals represented by that tail. Look closely.
Well, you don't even have to look that closely. Just look at the tail.
Subject: A1 Date: Sep 01 2007 03:11:27 AM Author: A1
Dude, shit's going down tommorow morning at the popcorn palace in the mall food court. Motherfucker's gonna be all hung over from 2 pepsis and a redbull, and everyone will pay.
When I worked at the Berkeley noah's bagels we had its female counterpart as manager, we mostly joked about her suicide attempts.
Subject: again... Date: Aug 26 2007 03:55:05 AM Author: Mr. Wonderful
What did you eat that made you shit a state fair prize stuffed animal?
Subject: heyt Date: Aug 26 2007 03:42:06 AM Author: Mr. Wonderful
This reminds me of the FatBoys video for their remake of "Wipeout". Hang Ten, dude. Isn't it wonderful how we use random posting names the same way as rednecks and truckers use CB handles. Just a thought.
Subject: fun Date: Aug 25 2007 06:46:24 PM Author: last word
there you go. hate wins.
Subject: uh Date: Aug 24 2007 03:52:02 AM Author: so
He's totally a furry. Case closed. Eternal DON'T.
Subject: what Date: Aug 23 2007 01:57:48 PM Author: ever
I bet he's really funny
Subject: 2 + 2 = 1 Date: Aug 23 2007 09:46:38 AM Author: Vane$$a
He's one of those Asians that sucks at math.
Subject: it might be excruciating Date: Aug 23 2007 06:56:02 AM Author: fuck haute couture
do you think he has any views on Iraq to torture us with? Or maybe he wants to rave about the new Oakenfold album... haha pun not intended!
i think more than likely he would just corner you at a vulnerable moment and bore you to death with stories (lies) about his sexual exploits and offer cigarettes to everyone in exchange for their putting up with his stupid stories (lies).
Subject: Fun Date: Aug 23 2007 05:19:04 AM Author: A N D Y - P
I agree!
Go have some fucking fun! Or are you all Puritans?
Sometimes I wonder...
Subject: Fun Date: Aug 22 2007 09:19:17 PM Author: Fun
Fun is good
Fun is better than no fun
Fun is better than fashion
Stop hating on fun
Go have some
Subject: my Date: Aug 22 2007 08:56:05 PM Author: guess
my guess is the tail is to distract you from the fact he's 4 feet tall.
Subject: do Date: Aug 22 2007 10:27:08 AM Author: lol@u
he's obviously enjoying himself more than you... therefore you suck, he wins.
Subject: That's just Sam sewing his wild oats. Date: Aug 22 2007 09:05:33 AM Author: N/A
Hong Kong would make you its bitch.
(Confession: I actually prefer The Departed.)
Subject: maybe he has a Date: Aug 22 2007 09:05:09 AM Author: chink fetish
how fucked up is it that a panda is wearing a tail made up of five different cats?
Subject: . Date: Aug 22 2007 06:51:59 AM Author: .
this seems to more about the writers insecurity that he hasnt got the 'confidence' to dance how he likes like the guy in the photo,more than anything else.
Subject: nakenbadare! Date: Aug 22 2007 04:49:04 AM Author: lil' me
He's such a do I could do-be-do. He's dancing for christ's sake, how much more could you ask for?
Subject: mmm Date: Aug 22 2007 04:03:53 AM Author: nnn
Being cruel is easy.
If you find an asian witha tail.
Subject: real Date: Aug 22 2007 02:25:29 AM Author: bloo
shitty caption
Subject: Duh Date: Aug 22 2007 12:36:15 AM Author: Ross
Nerds are only "cool" if they dress nice/weird, which actually makes no sense, because actual "nerds" don't generally give a shit about what they wear, so yeah. Plus I mean really, am I the only one that understands the Lilo & Stitch joke? This guy(?) is obviously Hawaiian. They are like a foriegn country over here. Always like 5+ years behind or dedicated to MTV. I mean, you ever see Dog the Bounty Hunter? Half the fucking native people look like Dog or this douche. Sucks.
Subject: Soul Control Date: Aug 21 2007 11:36:49 PM Author: wow
Holy shit, I am heartened by some of these comments. Way to not be a bunch of fucking haters.
Yeah seriously, VICE... "Don't you have worse enemies to fight off than nerds?"
Subject: shitty writer Date: Aug 21 2007 07:59:52 PM Author: franz
...that IS a frat boy. from the valley.
Subject: Mr. International Date: Aug 21 2007 07:51:31 PM Author: Jimmy
Using the metric system is not being pompous in any way. There are actually only 3 countries in the entire world that don't use it. Liberia, Myanmar and guess who...
Subject: . Date: Aug 21 2007 07:24:50 PM Author: .
He looks a bit lika a lesbian...
Subject: this stuff is worse Date: Aug 21 2007 06:49:38 PM Author: shitty writer
I see what they were trying to do but it doesn't work. It just comes off like them yelling "Nerd!" while the content of the writing is as passe as what that guy is wearing and as passe as yelling "Nerd!".
Don't you have worse enemies to fight off than nerds and surfers? What about frat boys or people from the valley?
Subject: UH! ... continuedz Date: Aug 21 2007 06:44:14 PM Author: john m
fuck this shit. i am never going to buy clothes from your retail stores, or music from your fake-ass label.
you're fucking sellouts with black lungs and herpes. anything good you used to stand for is dead. fuck you.
Subject: UH! ... continueds Date: Aug 21 2007 06:40:38 PM Author: john m
I mean WTF. Really. I thought being weird and outgoing was YOUR standard for being a do. But he's also fat and wears sandals so you make fun of him?
What IS this shit? Is this what you had in mind when you planned your rock & roll magazine?
Subject: UH! Date: Aug 21 2007 06:36:45 PM Author: john m
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Subject: jake is right Date: Aug 21 2007 05:37:39 PM Author: pork
this guy is definitely having more fun than you
Subject: vice sucks cock Date: Aug 21 2007 05:28:18 PM Author: sits around all fuckin' day
it's a fuckin' bonehead caption either way
Subject: mr. America Date: Aug 21 2007 03:41:32 PM Author: mensa
12 inches?
try 2 inches
way to go Mr. America!
Subject: n/s Date: Aug 21 2007 03:41:12 PM Author: Some kinda guy
He's a furry. That's never a do.
Subject: attn: wow Date: Aug 21 2007 03:23:29 PM Author: mr. america
oh wow look at mr. international over here! 5 cm? wow, what is that like 12 inches or something? crazy!
Subject: nice Date: Aug 21 2007 03:06:44 PM Author: paul
nice ankle bracelet.
just kidding, you suck.
Subject: DO Date: Aug 21 2007 02:57:24 PM Author: zik
Uh, today's Do and Don't got mislabeled. This guy's a total fucking DO
Subject: wwwww Date: Aug 21 2007 02:39:42 PM Author: wow
I saw this guy's penis (don't laugh) and I swear to god it's 5cm long. No joke!
Subject: in the end Date: Aug 21 2007 02:09:14 PM Author: jake
this dude is having more fun than you
Subject: this is Date: Aug 21 2007 02:08:09 PM Author: pomp
boring
If you drive for more than 18 hours you’ll start to see fashion roadkills like this appear for a split second before vanishing. They are ghosts that died of looking shitty and they have been sent here by God to tell you to pull over. Comments/Enlarge See all
This guy's either doing some piece of performance art that involves retching or someone figured out how to Frankenstein together the worst humans of all time.
