You know there’s some boozed-up geriatric Polack in this hideous shithole bragging on the phone to Warsaw that his son Zbigniew has built him “castle in America” with “balcony fit for king that fucking Czech cocksuckers could only dream of in wildest dreams.” Comments/Enlarge See all

There is probably nothing hotter than an 18-year-old Israeli soldier named Ya’el who could put you in a full nelson and softly rub the tip of an M89SR sniper rifle against your rib cage while blowing you. Am I right? Comments/Enlarge See all