It’s hard to find a fun couple that feels like going out more than once a week and you’re not even sure which one you like better. Like even if the guy doesn’t make it, you and your girlfriend just hang out with her and you don’t feel like a fag for “goofing with the gals.” If you are a couple like this, know that you represent about 17% of the couple population and it’s time to get married. Comments/Enlarge See all

The problem with these “Cool Dads” is their kids think they are fucking gods until they’re about 17 and then they look over and see a sad old man dressed up like an Avril Lavigne fan smiling back at them going, “What?” Comments/Enlarge See all